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The Adventure Zone Versus Dracula - Episode 18

The Adventure Zone Versus Dracula - Episode 18

Released Thursday, 9th May 2024
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The Adventure Zone Versus Dracula - Episode 18

The Adventure Zone Versus Dracula - Episode 18

The Adventure Zone Versus Dracula - Episode 18

The Adventure Zone Versus Dracula - Episode 18

Thursday, 9th May 2024
 3 people rated this episode
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0:01

They. Have Dial. I've

0:03

got a joke. Were.

0:06

Used Truck look so easy

0:08

to swindle into. This have

0:11

five pages feelings. Because.

0:14

He's. A soccer. Ha!

0:17

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

0:20

It's. Funny, but also so sad

0:22

and quite true. I take

0:24

it right on my point

0:26

in my school and shoot

0:29

all because when you leave,

0:31

whatever you're gonna get the

0:33

who the way that that's

0:35

just law of large numbers

0:37

that what? As my old

0:39

pal and fellow vampire, your

0:41

Roger Daltrey Serb, I shan't

0:43

be fooled again. I

2:02

love. You are.

2:06

Floating weightless, not in

2:08

the crimson waters, you

2:10

are just swimming and

2:12

in an endless black

2:14

of this. And.

2:18

Standing. In front of you.

2:20

Use see. A

2:23

familiar face. It's not one that

2:25

I think you've never met before,

2:27

given the sort of difference or

2:29

that the gap between your positions

2:31

in the church. Ah, but from

2:34

maybe some stained glass windows here

2:36

and there you see the. Turbo.

2:39

Cardinal. Ah, who

2:41

is looking down at

2:43

you hideously. I

2:45

guess you did see him on the I'd

2:47

add the operating table finding the surge he

2:50

didn't see pilot violated seat and yeah try

2:52

to was have you. Ah,

2:55

See. Ah Is

2:57

is looking down at you as

2:59

you can have gained your bearings

3:02

and this space that you're in

3:04

continue to sort of take shape.

3:06

Ah, you realize that the two

3:08

of you are not alone in

3:11

here, are all around you. In

3:13

this void are humanoid figures on

3:15

some are moving just kind of

3:18

aimlessly sampling about. Some are kneeling

3:20

in a sort of fetal position.

3:22

Nobody seems to be doing particularly

3:24

great. But they are giving.

3:27

Assertive, wide berth to to you in

3:29

the turbo cardinal. Ah, you're You're sort

3:31

of so bewildered by what you're seeing

3:33

and this place that you have out

3:35

you know of a sudden appeared in

3:37

I take two seconds to realize you're

3:39

not a puppet. You

3:41

are fi low again. In.

3:44

This place. The.

3:46

Turbo Cardinal looks down at you and he says.

3:49

Welcome. My. Child.

3:53

Have you? Come. To.

3:56

Give. Your confession. I.

3:58

Recognize. A member. Of the flock

4:01

when I see one. Album

4:04

and know your. Your.

4:07

Eminence I I am not here for

4:09

as a confession I am. I'm here.

4:12

Oh this is gonna take off of

4:14

while I'm. I am

4:17

here to help. You

4:19

the I'm. I'm.

4:22

I'm a bit confused as to

4:25

this. This this situation could you

4:27

explain to me aware of exactly

4:29

lead our. He.

4:33

Looks around the space and smiles and

4:35

looks down at you and says. I

4:38

suspect we all know

4:40

where it all. Physical

4:43

Laws of covered my all

4:46

world or perhaps I should

4:48

say your world. Do.

4:50

Not seem to apply.

4:53

It would perhaps be

4:55

simplest to say that

4:57

we are within. The.

4:59

Guard on. Oh.

5:06

I want to do a religion check.

5:09

A sure to where I to see if

5:11

I can glean any more information. From.

5:14

Ah, where we are and what state,

5:16

where? and. Maybe.

5:19

I think. The here is

5:21

why. Oh wait, I think maybe not a

5:23

religion. I don't know what a religion check

5:25

would get you here, but I do think

5:27

a you know, just a straight up perception

5:29

check might be. More

5:31

griffin I have minus one Id perception

5:33

of plus six in religion. Wow,

5:37

that's very, very exciting. I'm

5:39

what about either Gazan? Oh

5:42

are you can tell me that

5:44

sort of specifically what you are investigating

5:47

then. I want. I want

5:49

to look at the form of the turbo

5:51

car door and see if he still looks

5:53

vampiric. Ah yes sir,

5:55

go for it. Can be an investigation check or

5:57

madison check. Honestly, one. Today.

6:02

Okay, that's a whole six. Ah,

6:05

I'm it's it's he looks different

6:07

from the Turbo Cardinal you saw

6:09

laid out on the table. Ah,

6:11

I'm more vital. Eyes seek serve

6:13

less salchow. You don't see pointy

6:16

teeth as he is talking to

6:18

you as far as you can

6:20

tell. Ah, this this Turbo cardinal

6:22

you are speaking tude does does

6:24

not appear to have that same

6:26

affliction. Your.

6:28

Eminence that. At. Didn't

6:30

do it all recalled. What?

6:33

Was the onset of of your

6:36

vampiric? State when last

6:38

I saw you. To be honest, when last

6:40

I saw you, you were of. Ever

6:42

laid out. almost it at the

6:45

state of death. Ah

6:47

the with vampiric. Tendencies.

6:49

And yet no, no bite

6:51

marks did. Do you have

6:53

any recollection. Of.

6:56

Been. In that state, It

6:58

his smile vanishes. Ah. And.

7:01

He looks down at the floor and he says ah,

7:06

Perhaps. You

7:08

should receive my confession. Instead.

7:12

Of. Oh. So

7:15

out of of course of

7:17

what is your name ah

7:19

I am rather fly low.

7:23

Five. Yes, Follow

7:27

that what is your

7:29

right? Oh

7:32

I am. I

7:34

am merely a. Of of

7:36

a monk Sir I looking to

7:38

advance. I'm looking to. To.

7:41

Move on, I'm at that.

7:43

I I was with Abs

7:45

been audited in the Cathedral

7:47

of Enumeration. Is

7:51

and and in a

7:53

by Deacon a treatise.

7:57

Suddenly to see you and

7:59

and. You had fangs. I

8:04

said that may be the case

8:06

the the. You may

8:08

not be aware than. Complex

8:11

politics that our church

8:14

must be embroiled in

8:16

to survive. The

8:19

throne fine and is

8:21

no fan of all

8:24

orthodoxy. The.

8:27

Foundations of our church

8:30

are crumbling and my

8:32

pleas for soccer. To.

8:34

The Lord Of Light. Sweet. Unanswered.

8:39

And so I must

8:41

confess, as I sought

8:44

to power in the

8:46

only place where I

8:48

knew power was guarantee.

8:52

An ongoing I was

8:54

invited to have audience.

8:58

With the entity in which

9:00

we now reside he needed

9:02

my help says he claimed

9:05

and would bestow upon me

9:07

power to save our order

9:09

but when I failed to

9:12

provide as he sounds as

9:14

another use for me I

9:17

suppose. That is how I came

9:19

to the state in which you saw me. So

9:23

was it was on that

9:25

that turned you into the

9:27

the. Pseudo. Vampire

9:29

that that? I So he was.

9:33

On his at the sources Every

9:35

vampire that dwells this well. I.

9:40

Am. Shade.

9:44

To have fallen into such a state and

9:46

I hope I. Did

9:48

not do you or any other members

9:50

of our older any harm or know.

9:55

If I were to

9:57

have that same eliminate

9:59

this. We

10:02

didn't cure you if if I

10:04

were to be able to somehow.

10:07

Oh, Murder Rise.

10:09

In her it they. Do.

10:14

You are young. I

10:18

suppose. You

10:20

cannot kill the goat

10:23

find know you can

10:25

only delay and on

10:28

has been much delayed.

10:32

I fear that

10:34

I am. Beyond

10:38

saving in the physical world.

10:41

You may be able to. Show

10:44

me the virus and evil that

10:47

has plagued my physical form, but

10:49

there will be. No

10:52

read union for me and

10:54

he gestures to his. This.

10:57

Sort of a serial form. Is.

11:00

Going on turned me into what

11:02

I am now He. Drained.

11:05

Me of. It well

11:07

it would be too simple to say of

11:09

all the goodness. In

11:11

my heart he drained me. To put

11:13

it simply of my. Own

11:15

capacity to be satisfied, Whatever.

11:19

Man you would cure

11:22

out there would lack

11:24

decency, have any stripe.

11:29

I. I would ask

11:31

instead. should curing the prove

11:33

impossible that you dispatch me.

11:37

So that what's left of my so

11:39

may. Rejoin. The

11:41

like, Outside

11:44

of the heart, back in the

11:46

meat space. Ah, we

11:48

are in the petrified heart

11:50

chamber. ah on one side,

11:52

sort of the north half

11:54

of this room. My, you

11:56

have just. Conducted

11:59

as else. Let's roosts that

12:01

to area I'd in then turn

12:03

the attention of the. Past

12:06

dozen guards are so in this

12:08

room to turn their attention to

12:10

him. You have

12:12

also not to be gigantic less golem

12:14

into the crimson waters has the date

12:16

of this cel swung open? Ah I'm

12:18

or can I get to that and

12:20

just a second but on of the

12:22

other half of this room. Lady.

12:25

God, when you stand at the mouth

12:27

of a tunnel, dress up. You know

12:29

it's a problem with take a little

12:31

breakers ski in between record these episodes

12:33

The A Our. Eye. For

12:35

the light rail retail drugs remember what my

12:37

player was Every hero. Like

12:40

muskets. Good work man and and grim. I

12:43

think what we got here is a classic

12:45

case of a barbarian turn of be useful

12:47

in a stealthy situation that our but I'll

12:50

be there device could tell you. What

12:52

mana goal was to? or yes

12:54

sir, I mean we gotta die

12:56

They just then the angle might

12:59

have simply been curiosity. He

13:01

as if you guys would ever it lady

13:03

Godwin you would have seen her like ducky

13:05

bow legged. Okay with it I was had

13:07

his colleagues stance ball up like what. My

13:11

first book. or as if a month

13:13

I got a brain fart. yes I

13:15

bought a new one. a dummy a

13:17

gimme precepts, history check to remember where

13:19

your plan lives as get presents and.

13:22

Groom. Okay,

13:24

It's in a. Ah

13:26

I'm okay. Oh and eight ah eyes

13:28

the I will sort of lay up

13:31

a seats you see might doing this.

13:33

Ah this deception ah of i'm a

13:35

nurse have the room and it seems

13:37

to be working quite well. All eyes

13:39

are on hide right now. You get

13:41

the impression though you are standing fairly

13:43

out the open. If the you know

13:45

one of these guards turns away from

13:47

this from this route they they will

13:50

see you I sit. You know what

13:52

I gotta do. And but I've

13:54

had though as as I think I know

13:56

is i think i geico the cave with

13:58

the eyeballs I think. Geico in the

14:01

gave the eyes. okay, that's the only

14:03

safe. I don't know if

14:05

is safer unsafe, but I know being

14:07

out here isn't save someone ago. I'm

14:09

going ahead deeper into the cave to

14:12

try to hide my presence here. Okay,

14:14

cool. You step foot into the case.

14:16

ah and vanish from you hear about

14:18

said tiny little animal? Voices go. Wait,

14:21

What a weight! Really lucky I

14:23

thought we women are okay. I'm.

14:26

You step inside the tunnel. And

14:29

it takes you a while

14:31

for your eyes to adjust.

14:33

In here it is ah

14:35

nearly. it's black. Ah aside

14:37

from these a yellow eyes

14:39

that are watching on. Beyond.

14:43

Those eyes. At. Up

14:45

at what you have assumed to

14:47

be the back of the tunnel

14:49

some distance away you also see

14:51

a flicker of bright red light.

14:53

Ah it is reminiscent of sort

14:55

of the this The flashes of

14:57

light that you saw in the

14:59

sort of seems ah in the

15:01

tunnels and is this cave system

15:03

the like arteries if you will

15:05

leading into the heart chamber. This

15:07

one is is is quite bright

15:09

and now as you move into

15:11

the tunnel you can see ads.

15:13

I'm. That. Light illuminates the

15:15

creatures that are in here

15:18

with you. and they are.

15:20

Numerous. And ends

15:23

at various. There is

15:25

a diverse collection of

15:27

nocturnal beasts in here.

15:29

You see foxes and

15:31

walls and bats and

15:33

hedgehog. this the and

15:35

ah any any numbers.

15:37

Noah's Ark it's know

15:39

as dark in here.

15:41

Ah the rail inside

15:43

on. However,

15:46

The creatures do

15:48

not. Ah, Attack you

15:50

and some sort of you know

15:52

weird hive mind for like the

15:55

rats you encountered on the spinal

15:57

bridge earlier. they are. Fairly.

16:00

File in fact I'm a lot of

16:02

them aren't even looking at you as

16:04

you enter into this. that the tunnel

16:06

they they up here are emaciated. Ah

16:09

and. Be somewhat

16:11

somewhat bummed out. Ah,

16:13

these creatures that you're now in

16:15

the tunnel with do not appear

16:18

to be any kind of immediate

16:20

threat. To u goblin when he

16:22

do. I'm

16:25

going to without moving forward and

16:27

this or their space. And I

16:29

did take a look at towards

16:31

the light you're describing, see American,

16:34

figure out anything else about him.

16:36

I'm limited capacity undersea sure give

16:38

me. I think this could be

16:40

perception or investigation. Either

16:43

one is zero plus thirteen is

16:45

what I rolled. their. On

16:48

wow better than it's well not as

16:50

go over fourteen of what I say.

16:53

maybe thirty feet ah into this tunnel

16:55

a dead ends on this is this

16:57

is not some at a tunnel as

16:59

much as it is just a little

17:01

hobble that these these. Pit. Pitiful

17:04

creatures are kind of taking shelter

17:06

in ah at the back, the

17:08

back wall. Ah, Sure

17:10

enough, has an exposed

17:12

seem of this read

17:15

crystal same ah and

17:17

it is pulsating much

17:19

brighter, much more steady

17:21

than Ah than than

17:23

any that you have

17:25

seen so far. Ah,

17:27

I'm. Not entirely

17:29

sure why, but I think

17:32

even you without any kind

17:34

of like magical training to

17:36

your name you are feeling

17:38

a a a great deal

17:40

of just energy radiating off

17:42

of this thing. Man.

17:50

And. His

17:52

is like a really bad. Our

17:55

love. Your my absence

17:58

right now. Guy yourself some bar. Marion

18:00

impulses over there? Yeah, ah.

18:03

Ah, Man. I'm. Not gonna

18:06

do. They are

18:08

not gonna do anything. Not

18:11

going to do in a vase. I don't

18:13

know what to do. This all seems extremely

18:15

rare. That

18:17

is your prerogative. Busy? Don't know? I'd

18:19

say I'll be honest with you. I

18:21

am. I am being colored by the

18:24

conversation that I. Have heard.

18:26

Between. Like Silo A

18:28

And and I'm. The.

18:30

Top of her know about, like, what is no,

18:33

yeah, well, you'd and nearly it out of my,

18:35

I know I didn't the like a my impulses

18:37

I'm trying. Balance.

18:39

Like. Knowing. That with.

18:42

Like. Was with you. I'm going to head towards the light

18:44

a my head towards the White Sox. I'm has was like.

18:47

But. With my hands up and very nasr Anyway,

18:50

Ah digging a sweet song. Was

18:54

arrested and song is and like.

18:56

Late. Tonight. Small,

18:59

loose who died. boy

19:02

let's Me sings, move

19:04

you all glued to

19:06

was the. Moon. All

19:08

those. Who

19:11

do on. My.

19:17

Your. Favorite

19:26

Sondheim. One of my boys

19:29

have a lovely science. Degree

19:33

of animal handling Sack with

19:35

advantage you yeah He and

19:37

his band Asics. Get

19:40

inspiration for value as I was

19:43

in to. Was.

19:45

As. Griffin likes

19:48

the song in Jesus doesn't up up

19:50

Up Up You know what it is.

19:52

Ok here's here's what happens. added with

19:55

a safe I think actually happens. The

19:57

creatures love this song and as you

19:59

will. Founded on all singing

20:01

the tune they start gathering

20:04

around you, so much so

20:06

that you are having to

20:08

step kind of cautiously so

20:10

as not to trample any

20:12

of them. Ah as you

20:14

near the that this glowing

20:16

red vein ah you you

20:19

feel a little little pitter

20:21

patters on your shoulders. You

20:23

look over and you see

20:25

that you have a handful

20:27

of tarantulas that have descended

20:29

from. The cave ceiling and land on

20:32

you. Few. This

20:35

guy. I'm picturing them. Hey here's was the

20:38

grab her free got home It's Herald Tier.

20:41

Yeah, that's all you're having. a lot. Ah

20:44

how how far have I made it?

20:46

You maintenance know that you have made

20:48

it. See this vein know you are

20:50

you are here. Ah and you can

20:52

see it very very clearly. Now I

20:54

will say at one am I feeling.

20:57

Tell me What I ah, you know what?

20:59

Let me do Who? Would. You

21:01

let me do and insights at all

21:03

myself. Ah, To see like what

21:05

I love, Your lion? What know where

21:07

I guess? Inside Exactly The Vive right?

21:10

I want to try to like. Really? Get.

21:13

A sense of what have vibes and get from

21:15

a slight one hundred. He is rare A I

21:17

don't have a magical. Sense. right?

21:19

obviously. So. I. Mean

21:21

arcana check out of the light makes sense but some

21:23

sort of like what am I feeling from it. Ah,

21:26

I'm okay. Yes sir. Give me an insight said. Oh

21:31

God Oh My God. Particle. What

21:34

a cool way to get a bad

21:36

whatever your line and her Sit inside

21:39

and we our I opened ccs off

21:41

See as love Everything is Love see

21:43

understand herself One such as these levels

21:45

on this is that this is a

21:48

bit weird for me as a Dm

21:50

as I am generally uncomfortable telling you

21:52

guys how you feel about a situation.

21:55

Ah really said try to be a

21:57

guy American Let me ask you this

21:59

as. Let me rephrase the question griffin.

22:02

As. I approach it. How does my

22:04

mood shift is where an outside

22:06

influence guy? I feel differently now

22:08

close to it than I did

22:10

before. Ah, I'm.

22:13

Serious. Here is how I

22:16

will answer this question. You

22:18

are a Barbarian. You

22:21

didn't use to be, but then your

22:23

body that exploded in your head got

22:25

transplanted onto a barbarian pot. And I

22:27

are barbarian. and as a barbarian you

22:30

have. Slaughtered some

22:32

stuff, You have.

22:35

Killed things with your

22:38

powerful acts done for

22:40

Myers ah and severed.

22:43

Heads and struck

22:46

at. Vulnerable

22:48

points on a number

22:50

of different creatures. This

22:54

thing you are standing in

22:56

front of you feel. ah.

22:59

You feel a vitality from

23:01

it. You feel a. You.

23:05

Feel a weakness. To

23:08

it. Ah that that is.

23:10

I think that they're fighting

23:12

Can answer without You know?

23:15

Kind of. Directly.

23:17

Guiding you in telling you what what you

23:20

know when interview or how you have cats

23:22

hey what? I'm gonna pick up where my

23:24

little night boys and holler my against it

23:26

the gao a possum handy I couldn't I

23:29

contests. Ah,

23:32

Yes, Sir Yeah, you have to pass it

23:34

off. has a react. Ah,

23:36

it barely. We have a very rough

23:38

opossums s yeah Rob. Awesome! As

23:42

a quick problem tech Europa form

23:44

answers I guess is another not

23:46

twenty one. Justin: yeah. And.

23:48

I'm I'm am. I really need to know what's going

23:50

on here. I guess

23:53

I don't know. At a certain point Griffin like

23:55

we all have plans right in. He has. His

23:59

sights. Lucy getting a possible I'll

24:01

see you had flags for how

24:03

you what the sig the go

24:05

at. I had a player which

24:07

was rubber positive on it. So

24:09

good that I know every channel.

24:11

sorry it's like there is It

24:13

says that this possibly didn't pan

24:15

out where possibly plan panned out

24:17

and now you gotta he can't

24:19

pm me gotta yeah zad Tell

24:21

me your dark secret, give me

24:23

the gold you hold the possum.

24:26

Gingerly and looks up at you trusting leave it

24:28

like your song a lot. And.

24:31

Place it against this glowing

24:33

red crystal. Insane. As

24:36

you do, so. The. Possum.

24:39

His eyes go wide. And

24:42

it it's assets are stopped

24:44

know I thought. Oh.

24:48

It's. Eyes go wide. Stop this. Fine.

24:50

It's bad as I had. doesn't like

24:52

it's a fried is a monopoly. Know

24:54

the opposite to sell God now. It

24:58

looks. Stronger. It

25:00

stretches it's body out. And

25:03

as it does so, you see

25:05

it kind of snap out of

25:07

it, snap out of the seized.

25:09

it's and ah, and it does

25:11

like a couple quick circles in

25:13

your giant hands as you hold

25:16

it and it looks. Like.

25:18

Many to sitting pretty. Interesting.

25:23

Yeah okay I'm when I hit it

25:25

with my ass at were either possum

25:28

weather vane. ah the raid. Yeah I

25:30

got my research is complete and has

25:32

decided I decided after extensive testing the

25:34

government's not going to give easy better

25:36

that never got to twenty that a

25:39

rope what of which was a powerful

25:41

best role. They hit it with acts.

25:43

The Saw now intersex. Now it's

25:46

insects now. suspects. Are

25:48

all of the glue? You

25:50

slam your. Acts.

25:53

Your trusty acts suited for

25:55

Myers into the vein. It.

26:01

Immediately. Split.

26:03

Down the middle, And.

26:06

A. Spray of

26:08

bright red. Blood.

26:11

Shoots. Out of it. Ah

26:14

like a fire hose. Fuck

26:16

yes, let's go it. Ah,

26:18

it blasts you leaving a

26:21

lady god when. Shape

26:23

that silhouette behind you.

26:26

In on the wall and.

26:29

It is pretty gross. You are now

26:31

covers in. God Blood. How

26:35

my feeling right now. You.

26:37

Feel in Radical you are feel

26:39

up to four elements of know

26:41

if you have any damage but

26:43

you feel I got the money

26:45

or you are. Ah youth in

26:47

revitalize Favourite as you pulled Jennifer

26:49

My years back I didn't know

26:51

as a H P thing away

26:53

just popped. It does affect us

26:55

actually what a killed all those

26:57

guys. It pervades be absolutely As

26:59

you pull Jennifer My your spent.

27:03

The. Blade. Of

27:05

this ask what what is suited for myers

27:07

look like Yeah really I think described kind

27:10

of what sort of at oh I hear

27:12

I go. So imagine that a long stick.

27:14

And added the end of it as there's

27:17

to. Curved. Blades.

27:20

Are hop kick ass? Dude? yeah I know

27:22

for sure and in the middle are separate

27:24

voted out. This is the best part right

27:26

on how you blades are connected to the

27:28

stick at the el holy said he added

27:31

that are way way way way way way

27:33

way way way. and it's a bizarre. Rooms.

27:37

Love add to the runes mean some

27:39

they're just secretary of whether it's not

27:41

her actually does it though. The mystery

27:43

the rounds are they are. Oh man

27:46

guys. when I start get Linda the

27:48

riddance. Yeah yeah, you're not gonna be

27:50

able to. it's gonna be a lot

27:52

of mint. Know like a lot to

27:55

unpack. The runes are really important. Yeah

27:57

Sam, can you give us any? And

27:59

again. Than the weight of a what the

28:01

way to the axe? Yeah, This.

28:03

Is a bad and that this is a

28:06

bad of acts worth of yeah knack for

28:08

it the way a standard on our. Big.

28:10

Acts the only thing different about as

28:12

a slight. Almost.

28:15

You know how scenery except for

28:17

the Reds and we why Johnson

28:19

is still. Blades is loose in

28:22

the think. The.

28:24

Blade is connected to the stick with go Okay.

28:26

Ah, But. The other

28:28

thing about it is that there's only twelve

28:31

rooms and each one needs of the really

28:33

important and different. Cool. Yeah,

28:35

it's pretty cool as you pull Jennifer

28:37

Myers out of the vein. Yeah.

28:40

You see that it appeared the

28:42

saints. someone? Ah man

28:44

and a half that you. I

28:46

just started drawing a vast that

28:48

you attacked design with the blade.

28:51

Ah. Now. Has

28:53

a splash of read

28:56

crystal. Making up

28:58

a a part of that

29:00

blade that sort of streaks

29:02

dramatically back towards the satellite

29:04

at off ah it doesn't

29:06

come off it is crystal,

29:08

it is part of the

29:10

blade. You can see that

29:12

these read veins ah as

29:15

the reads the the the

29:17

shaft of the axe the

29:19

we've downwards ah take a

29:21

trip and harden and crystallize

29:23

between weaving between the runes.

29:25

ah these a important ruins.

29:27

Ah, and where they meet. sort

29:30

of the grip. Where. You are

29:32

holding it. It almost looks

29:34

like they're forming like ah, Thorny.

29:37

Mine. Ah, Around

29:40

the south to display to ah

29:42

register with I decided to add

29:44

one were clause for if you

29:46

it does add making the runes

29:48

illegible made a huge of ruined.

29:52

Our asked oh.

29:56

Man oh. It

29:59

was a whole thread. Your property. The

30:01

mystery of the road. Ah man

30:03

this seems this arms and are

30:05

you sure? how could you take

30:07

that away from job and like

30:09

I'm sad but the lizard at

30:11

home use the devastation and sell

30:14

as isn't the worst. Ready or

30:16

day you buy a widow it

30:18

in the presence of this powerful

30:20

blood. You feel your

30:22

acts has gotten. Stronger.

30:25

Ah, And. It

30:28

is speeding ah off of

30:30

this sort of fight all.

30:33

Belied. And you get the

30:35

sense that if any of your

30:37

own, Blood. Or to get on

30:39

this acts. Ah, it would

30:41

reach a truly lethal potential.

30:43

Jennifer Myers has become a

30:45

blood rage. Great tax. Lot.

30:50

Of magic item you deem plus two

30:52

bonus to attack and damage rolls made

30:55

with this magic. Great acts while you

30:57

have your hit points or fewer yes.

31:00

Let. Me say all a listener them what I

31:02

love. And a D N that

31:04

has horses Dracula. Have there been a lot

31:06

of moments are just and dad might have

31:09

done things that have found driven for whoop

31:11

and he has a quickly prepare figure stuff

31:13

out. I. Love that Griffin

31:15

knew. That. When presented with a

31:18

big glowing vein just he was gonna

31:20

hit it with his axe said in

31:22

this one third the legs he was

31:24

ready for like get your your favorite

31:27

team a new just in so well

31:29

in this of if I think I'm

31:31

a context that our house crusading myself

31:34

opossums has been I could see i

31:36

those were more lucrative. As

31:39

of saw some seen this blood

31:41

rage great at looks up at

31:43

you and not sort of violently.

31:45

ah and scampers. And certain

31:47

traits itself around your neck like a

31:49

mink. Also as it is it's something

31:51

that still happening. Or is this like

31:53

got a blood has stopped It is

31:55

now sort of feebly dripping from the

31:57

vein which has gone now almost completely.

32:00

I'm. Made. Me that

32:03

that the seen him here has calm down

32:05

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32:07

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might. Yell. In

37:18

the chamber. The. Cultists

37:20

are. Beginning to

37:23

cross the bridge across this

37:25

blood river. To. Confront side. You

37:27

sort of stepped away from the situation. What

37:29

is your kind of like. Plan

37:32

Now the well now I that

37:34

I looked over to where I

37:37

know my friends silo and later

37:39

Godwin Of is waiting for my

37:41

signal ready to tell him like

37:44

they're distracted. Vlad's Go! I saw

37:46

this room. That. Exists that

37:48

core. everything's going according to throw.

37:52

Him out there. They are not. They are now.

37:54

I'm no. yeah, you are alone in here. As

37:57

aside from the ground have any guards that are can.

38:00

Grunting Hide ah Hide looks over at you

38:02

as the guards approach him and his like

38:04

you gotta help me man come on we

38:06

I do. You do try to kill Dracula

38:08

right bro I I I can touch and

38:10

gets his I would never. Unless

38:13

we wait at all around guy

38:15

of the cultists I'll look at

38:17

you like. And as the

38:19

leader of a cold said. To. To

38:21

save never, we ate Dracula.

38:24

Yeah me we were never not deal in

38:26

my. Yes

38:28

Yeah man. He.

38:32

Had eyes you suspiciously and and turns

38:34

back to hide. ah hi these going

38:36

desired as a real dracula lover he

38:38

was tell me before of said he

38:40

was gonna save drag years and then

38:43

he said i'm gonna turn on off

38:45

and he like last really hard out

38:47

as far as really clever. He.

38:49

Said He shouts out i don't

38:51

look Dracula anything I'm ambivalent about

38:53

Dracula. Ah, he is going to

38:55

start. Trying

38:58

to fight, fight these guys off

39:00

ah and injured or you just

39:02

going to stand there once the

39:04

seems sort of unfold or there

39:06

are facing Hammer a year. Ah,

39:10

as there may be a straggler guard towards

39:12

the back to maybe no one would miss.

39:15

Ah, Yeah, I mean there's a there's

39:17

a guard standing nearest to you. Ah,

39:19

you would have to be pretty stealthy

39:21

to dispatch him or without anybody noticing.

39:23

but it is. You know it's possible.

39:26

A. Car. Was the that

39:28

and okay. give me a

39:30

spell check first. Will

39:33

give him outside san

39:35

post for a fourteen

39:38

ominous role for the

39:40

leader here sir the

39:42

one closest perception checks.

39:45

See he notices. Ah,

39:48

Ok, Go. And make your attack.

39:53

Occurred. Or harm. Or

39:58

the as a natural. In. Oh.

40:01

God shit man Now

40:03

right now. View.

40:06

Ah, bring your dagger

40:09

towards the neck of

40:11

this cultist. Ah

40:13

and just before it

40:16

find to purchase in

40:18

his is exposed. Throat

40:21

meet. I see.

40:25

Ducks. Out of the way. Ah, dragged

40:27

exactly according to plan. And

40:30

he looks at use his. Payment. d

40:32

The sacrifice. We're.

40:34

Not doing that right now now. Man

40:37

a be a good troll. Ah Jesus

40:39

says our minds is so. I'm

40:42

trying to resist. Are he really want

40:44

a slit your throat? man? I'm do

40:46

my best over here. This guy such

40:48

a dick. Gimme a deception check. That

40:55

the might seem a mandate A

40:57

natural. My team. I've always said

40:59

that guy has psychic powers. You've.

41:01

Always heard me say in it i don't trust him

41:03

economic now he was an A. Okay Well I'm going

41:05

to turn my back to again. Or.

41:08

Say yeah man I think I got this thing

41:10

be all right Good part of off brother used

41:12

to do this. To:

41:14

I'm. So

41:17

I'm so my earnest evert on my that

41:19

I'm trying. I'm I want to figure out

41:21

where. Everybody

41:24

is. I'm. Going

41:26

to years. Locate

41:28

objects. Okay, To.

41:30

Find file of. Eyesore.

41:33

Yeah, that works. Ah,

41:36

says. He's a puppet. Yeah go

41:38

ahead news that so l object

41:40

lot Ah you definitely this this

41:43

this works. He's inside the freaking

41:45

heart Man it's fucking crazy. My.

41:48

Even with areas and go on. I'm just

41:50

like a. Tiger

41:53

that? that's what. Omelette. Man.

41:56

Oh man. Of.

42:01

All right, Oh

42:03

hey! I'm.

42:05

Going to. A

42:09

Great I'm going to

42:11

cast protection from good

42:13

and evil on myself.

42:16

Okay, And then

42:18

I'm gonna charge the heart. Cool.

42:22

I to. Attack

42:24

it or yeah, For.

42:27

Like I don't know man see

42:29

the know. I like I'm I'm Down

42:31

Will How are you attacking with

42:33

what. I'm just like

42:35

that it's had is like shoulder check yet.

42:38

I. Don't know yet. what? What Can I

42:40

see liquid moving inside of it or is

42:42

it crystallize? Although a threat you know what?

42:44

Am I looking at his blood pumping into

42:47

it when it it throughout the blood the

42:49

the river of blood that closes assume is

42:51

going through the heart com and you can.

42:53

You can see as much you can faintly

42:55

see through the sort of like crystal and

42:57

surface of the of the heart and you

43:00

can see liquid sort of roiling around inside.

43:02

Yeah I'm gonna try to hit it with

43:04

ah in own. My.

43:06

Siver sounds I just had crack get

43:08

mixed bag or stab at I guess.

43:11

Okay this is going to raise suspicion

43:13

obviously but does not being controlled trap.

43:15

Good news I either weekend for you

43:17

or it didn't the out of that

43:20

suit. everyone has it it's go ahead

43:22

or it's angrier and worth of success.

43:25

Go ahead and make the tackle against the heart.

43:29

There. Are there is a gentleman's

43:31

twenty face? Ah Xor yeah

43:34

no use wings this sauces

43:36

into Ah the sir. I'll

43:38

be there Dag I'm staring

43:40

at who's I don't have

43:42

a plus. seven with the

43:44

circle. Affects Ah, I'm.

43:47

You. Stab. The.

43:49

Dagger into the surface hard.

43:53

When he spends. A

43:55

spray. Of bright and

43:57

powerful blood. Oh right soon.

44:00

The outward. I. Gotta

44:02

go. Another. Just happened when

44:04

that happens. All the

44:06

dagger pass it is covered his red

44:08

the got as it is Elaine I've

44:10

ever driven. What

44:13

are the my father's roots dagger?

44:15

Well to say that. See me

44:17

that resolve these rooms yeah how

44:19

come back so will sell tragically.

44:22

The router illegible as though I

44:24

have we been pattern of have

44:26

been swell sitting around Grandpa wiggles

44:29

around the blade and where is

44:31

that reaches the hill? Hard hit

44:33

forums like born he finds this

44:36

is now a Blood Raids dagger

44:38

a defense I have the size

44:40

of the when I added that

44:43

way of a Tory. It.

44:45

Was green and that created a hide

44:47

the likes of which I've never experienced

44:49

this show. Yeah, I've never had his

44:51

agreed items my inventory before and the

44:53

fact that you does does is. That

44:56

she has been it says says see

44:58

but it is It's rassam is I'll

45:00

never be able to fertile. For what

45:02

it's worth, this is not a weapon

45:04

that you use very much. Ah might

45:06

have been on ag not well not

45:08

not. I'd sale now see our. You

45:12

are also similarly covered in blood. We're

45:14

going to have to hack beside him

45:16

into the game is I'm pretty sure

45:18

Blood Rage Dagger does a exists but

45:20

never been to. I have now established

45:22

a sort of one stop shop for

45:24

magic. I'd stay by our. Salaries your.

45:28

File is Gary surfaced that

45:30

sequence yeah I wrote my

45:32

I rubbed my crossbow on

45:34

and I guess I would

45:36

have. Roswell now has Crit

45:39

nowadays because it's Ah You

45:41

see ah. Every space in

45:43

his room including hides turns

45:45

to look at you. And

45:47

the poultice says. I.

45:50

Gotta be honest, you're taking some

45:52

liberties. With. Kind of

45:54

like our whole deal he you don't

45:56

stabs at got hot. Know.

45:59

Yeah. The am I got so bad

46:01

out of the be to throw away of

46:03

this is all part of hard to argue

46:06

on of again I decided against okay make

46:08

the tackle. Because.

46:11

It's not like prowse attack with

46:13

your boots get a red blood

46:15

birds as it's one is more

46:18

s a negligent with your readers.

46:26

Beloved You. Know

46:28

that time it was with a single

46:30

guy here and then I went and

46:33

when a blood red signal to yeah

46:35

mansour now you gotta bliss now Ah

46:37

now the the Magic item shop has

46:39

closed for the deaths of I'm fab

46:41

it again with the dagger. Okay you

46:43

stab at again with the dagger and

46:46

some sides of it it not break

46:48

off and fall into the water and

46:50

then. The leader of the

46:52

colt looks over at you and

46:54

says all right this dude is

46:56

act and awfully sad. Yeah,

46:59

tell me about you guys that hide

47:01

and break his concentration Arms okay to

47:03

keep our through it every day. Now

47:05

at this point called this are now

47:07

sprinting across the bridge to seize you

47:09

Fila and I. Oh yeah I do

47:11

One more thing real quick. Yes! I.

47:14

Sure hope somebody's house he smashed

47:16

these big resorts. Someone a lot

47:19

stronger means good. It attacked and

47:21

saying okay. Back.

47:25

Back inside the heart. The

47:27

Void. Ah, You.

47:30

Are. Growing. Sort of

47:33

accustomed. To dislike weightless feeling

47:35

in the space. The.

47:38

Turbo Cardinal says.

47:42

On not posed as

47:44

the rules of. Intangible

47:47

space. We'll speak, but

47:50

I would caution you

47:52

against still. Too.

47:54

Long list. You. Have

47:56

your own. Goodness.

47:59

Pulled. Your body. You,

48:02

you should return. I

48:06

live and I will free

48:09

you. From this

48:11

curse I. I

48:13

vow. He

48:15

smiles and says. You.

48:20

Owe. A

48:23

noble noble. You

48:25

are. A

48:27

good man Pfizer I were

48:30

I still in charge and

48:32

would I would see to

48:34

your advancement. Ah,

48:38

I do believe I am beyond

48:40

savings and so I will simply say

48:42

this. You.

48:48

Ah, Pure

48:51

of heart, And.

48:54

That makes you vulnerable

48:56

to on smock editions.

49:00

Do not trust him no

49:02

matter how sweet his voice

49:04

me see. Our

49:09

try to be more cynical. Ah,

49:13

he nods and he says

49:15

oh and the most important

49:18

thing set up his weakness.

49:21

And Dracula sweetness and

49:23

basically the key to

49:26

your home quest is

49:28

and then a giant

49:30

slattery ah grabs you

49:33

from below and reps

49:35

you down. Words and

49:38

you have been pulled

49:40

back into the crimson

49:42

waters of this underground

49:45

chamber, forcibly removed from

49:47

the heart by the

49:49

enormous menacing flesh. Golem

49:52

who went plunging into

49:54

the river after you.

49:57

What Do You do? The

50:00

ball point of order.

50:04

Here. Here Brother

50:06

Fi Low/ Pinocchio,

50:10

Has. Been floating in this

50:12

magic god blood. For

50:15

weapons he I am I.

50:18

Your. Honor. I

50:20

maintain. That. Brother.

50:23

Follow has now become a Blood

50:25

Rage puppet. Blood Rage Puppies, Sex

50:27

or Gates? Yep Silo. You now

50:30

have cool read crystal on your

50:32

body eb. when you make an

50:34

unarmed attack roll apple low have

50:36

health you'll get plus two to

50:39

attack a damn. it's very job

50:41

that big did you looks. you

50:43

look also kind of sick. Look.

50:47

At. These are doctor very

50:49

bad the hill to grab. Okay

50:52

so I was pulled out of the heart

50:54

correct yes how close to my to the

50:56

opening where I swam in. Ah

50:58

a few feet ah but you

51:00

are you are are in the

51:03

grip the of a of a

51:05

giant meaty hand I find okay

51:07

that's fine. Muddied, if. I.

51:09

Am going to cast air bubble.

51:13

Oh sit. Inside the

51:15

heart. Oh My. God. Wait a

51:18

minute. Fuck. Now is that

51:20

a real. Air bubble. Air

51:23

bubble is. Doctor. Sydney

51:25

were here. She. Would tell

51:27

you. That. The medical term for

51:29

that is. An. Embolism

51:31

very. This

51:34

is I've seen it in a bubble

51:36

in the heart as I'm been sucked

51:38

out. To

51:40

create an embolism in the heart of

51:42

on such sit way guys. Dishes.

51:45

Is coming across my desk right

51:47

now. It's the most competent thing

51:49

our dads ever done. I'm real.

51:51

Not only I does not says.

51:53

It's the most popular thing

51:56

a Map Right Mail has

51:58

ever accomplish. Damn amazing!

52:00

What a moment! Okay,

52:04

Taking some liberties of the air bubbles spell. Which.

52:06

Is supposed to go around and I know

52:08

their of allah thing by I my now

52:11

such a fan of this move! Ah. You

52:14

are being rushed. By.

52:17

This big beefy Paul. And

52:20

so as you reach up

52:22

and release this air bubble,

52:25

you see it slow upwards

52:27

into the heart. And.

52:30

As it is vanishes. As

52:32

it passes to. Chambers

52:35

of this hearts. Everything goes

52:37

still and quiet for. Just

52:40

a moment. And

52:43

then. A trimmer.

52:47

Hairs through this chamber.

52:49

Ah, I'm. From

52:53

above might. Ah

52:55

you see a wrist

52:57

form in the ground.

53:00

Ah, the rift sort of cuts

53:02

across the river at one point.

53:04

Ah, and you see a sort

53:06

of almost like a whirlpool start

53:08

to form as the blood just

53:11

starts to kind of like fall

53:13

out of this room. I give

53:15

me a dexterity saving throw. Prager

53:22

this gentleman's twenty yes okay on

53:24

a German funny nearly lose your

53:27

of footing. Ah in this place

53:29

but our holding onto the dagger

53:31

embedded in the the Chris one

53:33

hard you manage to stay upright

53:35

are some some rocks and to

53:37

lactase a fall from the ceiling.

53:40

Ah landing on several of the

53:42

cultists. Here you see hide kind

53:44

of leap out of the way

53:46

of one of them are the

53:48

fanatic is looking around he looks

53:50

terrified. Ah. And ah you

53:53

see as the water in

53:55

this chamber Train ah you

53:58

see fi wow in the

54:00

grip of a flash goal

54:02

on. And they

54:05

are both completely covered in blood

54:07

and flesh. Go! Um. Dell is

54:09

sort of lying still on the

54:11

ground and kind of twitching. Ah,

54:13

whatever is just happened here seems

54:15

to have been neutralized. Whatever magic

54:18

was animating him. Ah, God.

54:21

When I. Discovered.

54:24

This this trimmer as it

54:26

passes through this this tunnel.

54:28

Ah, the creatures in here,

54:30

all the sudden snap out

54:32

of their fugue and ah,

54:34

All. Begins just pouring out

54:36

of the tunnel, running away. Ah,

54:39

you look around and realize that

54:41

this is somewhat near a tunnel

54:43

that you are in has begun

54:46

to collapse. Oh.

54:49

I'm gonna run out of the tunnel. Notes

54:53

I can give me played video

54:55

games before one ends close. Well

54:57

see I see a that's those

55:00

suckers bet right? Bear. Give me

55:02

an Athletics check. Now

55:06

that can do. Usually

55:09

it's a to go arrow that

55:11

role plus six. okay ah the

55:13

that is a creatures hear her

55:15

set aside from the possum which

55:17

is kind of chilling with you.

55:19

Ah and Merck Xisco sprinting another

55:21

tunnel. I think maybe it takes

55:23

you a be too long to

55:25

kind of like figure out what's

55:27

going on. By the time you

55:29

start running you are you are

55:31

able to do so you're able

55:33

to make your way out of

55:35

this tunnel. Ah however at. Several

55:38

points part of the ceiling

55:40

just kind of course leads

55:42

off ah, and an enormous

55:44

bit of stone. Topples

55:47

down on t you to

55:49

sort of. Smashing against

55:51

the side of your had, very

55:54

nearly trapping you understand the you're

55:56

able to make your way out.

55:58

You do however take ah eleven

56:01

points bludgeoning damage as it'll give

56:03

rock once you pretty hard might.

56:05

From where you are you see

56:08

a slide of nocturnal animals come

56:10

pouring out of this tunnel. Ah,

56:12

Immediately retreating from this room through

56:14

the sort of southern entrance we

56:17

all came and earlier. Ah, and

56:19

after all of them I you

56:21

see a puff of rubble. sort

56:24

of. I shoot out of the

56:26

tunnel and from it emerges a

56:28

ah a blood soaked barbarian. Wielding

56:31

a giant. Acts

56:34

now adorned with red crystal. Ah

56:36

I play as as out and

56:39

waited a cubs our the acts

56:41

like everybody. Else

56:45

I've a scene of. The.

56:47

Most exciting thing happened. You won't

56:50

believe it. Ah

56:52

man. Way. I see this.

56:54

This is good. You really sincere

56:56

read with exists or thrice in

56:58

a lifetime of car and what

57:00

is wrong with you? Look at.

57:04

It. Ah, You

57:08

Ah oh. Are.

57:10

You step out into the say we're all

57:12

blood soaked is the we're all gonna harvard

57:14

and God blood, yeah, that's this is going

57:16

great. The. Surviving cultists.

57:19

Ah, Look around at each

57:21

other unsure what to do? The

57:23

kind of like bio luminescence I

57:25

owed med them out of good.

57:28

Will. Hit. Family Honor Aires

57:30

high here so it's a both sets

57:33

of i'm sorry you go I just

57:35

got for all it's covered by luminescent

57:37

on how did you ah do. You

57:41

are sending this team or the

57:43

coldest are getting their bearings. Ah,

57:45

and they take up their weapons

57:47

and sort of like half heartedly

57:49

begin to walk towards you. And

57:52

then a voice. Passes. Through

57:54

the chamber, From. Beyond

57:56

the heavy portcullis, Ah,

58:00

You. Hear a voice say

58:02

an ass. Bring.

58:06

Them to me. And

58:10

the port call us of

58:12

it's own volition, slides upward,

58:15

disappearing into the ceiling. Ah,

58:18

The cult leader. Looks.

58:21

At the other cultures to have not been

58:23

crushed by rebel and. Takes. A

58:25

step back. And says.

58:27

Tell. Me: This. Are

58:31

you really what of us? Because

58:33

I really am starting to suspect

58:35

that are now Sorry man. ah

58:38

I'm I click off the rooms.

58:42

Ah, now yeah, and I met.

58:44

Yeah, now we did. Toby's roads

58:46

and highways are obese out as

58:48

as we call it. I told

58:51

everyone that. If we do

58:53

this thing where we disguise are

58:55

appearances. We're so easy to infiltrate.

58:58

Yemen and I'm as long as I'm coming

59:00

Clean Fired was a man on at all.

59:02

I'd give this a he's pretty much and

59:04

as I may need to let him go.

59:07

But. That means that. But

59:09

that means that we should hate him. Now.

59:12

Down and allow our i just don't you

59:14

to think that he was like really in

59:16

on and I was the good guy hours

59:18

the bad guy that services and I was

59:20

I good seem like hide was doing all

59:22

the bad so but I was doing the

59:24

bad stuff when I stabbed the hardness that

59:26

always control me to do this He was

59:29

in control me to do that. As you

59:31

know my name's Jeremy Where else to be

59:33

in front of my friends? yeah no Zara

59:35

that I'm Amber I'm being honest our imac

59:37

answers on my ass boss of so we

59:39

let this guy go and you hear a

59:41

voice from beyond. Where The Book for Cause

59:43

raised up as a. Lot

59:45

have ah I don't care saw. And

59:49

hide tigers. And

59:51

I'll go sprinting off. The

59:54

Euro may by. Ah

59:57

okay ah. the cultists.

1:00:00

Step aside. And

1:00:02

ah the cult fanatics helps

1:00:04

you up out of the

1:00:06

that now dry gold for

1:00:08

you're standing file he holds

1:00:10

out a hand ah for

1:00:12

for your to to lend

1:00:14

you aid. Ah,

1:00:19

Weiler slaps it away. Law

1:00:21

against our to. Can't.

1:00:25

Do that sort for this is

1:00:27

this yeah I does not have

1:00:29

a hard and yeah man fuck

1:00:31

you had a heart attack that

1:00:33

so high on. You. Keep

1:00:35

your helping hand Any only embers

1:00:37

out of the goals Maker Athletic

1:00:40

Stack. And. Com when I say

1:00:42

or will you better believe I will.

1:00:45

And. That would be. That.

1:00:48

On. Very

1:00:51

badly off. That's fun believable. He started

1:00:53

clever out of the goals and they

1:00:55

know what are your cell affairs. Know

1:00:59

your your wouldn't personally crystallize hand now.

1:01:01

slips off the into the gods you

1:01:03

fall backwards from. The cult leader is

1:01:06

like. A Ban. Aren't

1:01:08

Mm says he leads the evil he

1:01:10

bleeds down and all that at him

1:01:12

to snipe. It's. Just.

1:01:15

And decide that gets out time.

1:01:17

Okay, fine yes. buying time help?

1:01:19

yeah, semi out that. That's great.

1:01:22

Are one of the cultists behind him

1:01:25

says for who prepared to climb out

1:01:27

of the goal spoke to. Limit.

1:01:32

That guy's fault. Well

1:01:34

creams moots. Ah,

1:01:37

The. Cult leader Ah ignited

1:01:39

towards. Now that things

1:01:42

are not lit up by

1:01:44

the the red heart so

1:01:46

much anymore and says solemn

1:01:48

he lord. Mrs

1:01:50

to have audience with you. Okay,

1:01:54

Again man, sorry about how that. Went.

1:01:57

Attitude. Of. Ah,

1:02:00

And he leads you to the

1:02:02

ah Now or a sport house

1:02:04

and gestures you and city. Yeah.

1:02:07

Then. Yeah. I'm.

1:02:10

Okay, You pass beneath

1:02:12

the Port call Us and traveled

1:02:14

down a. Narrow tunnel.

1:02:17

Ah ends of the noise of the

1:02:20

chamber behind you that slowly pay the

1:02:22

or the cultists trying to lift some

1:02:24

rebel off of their friends. I

1:02:27

year one say oh no is

1:02:29

pretty good. Encroachment on and you

1:02:31

step out into a chamber that

1:02:33

is as cold and quiet as

1:02:35

a crypt. Ah and that that's

1:02:38

because in a lot of ways

1:02:40

it is a huge. You step

1:02:42

into this chamber and the floor

1:02:44

below you fields hard and hollow.

1:02:46

You You recognize that that feeling

1:02:48

from a spinal bridge you you

1:02:50

crossed earlier. You're standing on a

1:02:53

bones but it is so vast

1:02:55

that it takes your second. To

1:02:57

sort of recognize it as any

1:02:59

kind of anatomical features. Ah, you're

1:03:01

standing on the sin of a

1:03:03

jaw bone. Attached to

1:03:05

a skull the size of

1:03:08

a football field. Ah, like

1:03:10

the bridge. Ah, the

1:03:12

skeleton that this skull belongs to

1:03:14

is in and supine position, staring

1:03:16

up at the ceiling. Ah of

1:03:18

this chamber in a sort of

1:03:21

paint rictus. Ah, there is a

1:03:23

single source of light. Illuminating

1:03:25

this chamber. Ah, Passing

1:03:27

the features of this call in

1:03:29

and dramatic shadows ah this light

1:03:32

sources in the distance over the

1:03:34

teeth. ah and beyond the sort

1:03:36

of nasal cavities ah up up

1:03:38

toward where you assume the the

1:03:40

eyes to be. And.

1:03:44

In. The distance you hear the port call a

1:03:46

slam shut behind you. You have been left

1:03:48

alone in here. Ah,

1:03:54

Hello! I

1:03:56

tried. I tried over the poorhouse. Ah,

1:04:00

Make a string. Check. The.

1:04:04

Nine plus three. I. Know

1:04:06

it is. It is enormous. It is

1:04:08

far far too heavy for any human

1:04:10

too. Well I'm other ideas and geico

1:04:13

hey man a by here as come

1:04:15

forward. Step

1:04:17

in a the lights. A

1:04:20

guy. At

1:04:23

the I do that. And that. The

1:04:25

Us and. You all. Approach

1:04:28

the light source. Ah clambering over

1:04:31

the teeth bones which is have

1:04:33

the gum look our stomachs Now

1:04:35

you're not going into this big

1:04:38

mouth of this this scholars basically

1:04:40

forming the floor. ah in this

1:04:42

in this chamber. Ah anything prasad

1:04:45

If you were to go sliding

1:04:47

off there is just. Need.

1:04:49

Just endless darkness below you cannot

1:04:51

see where where the bottom of

1:04:53

the same breasts to your traversing

1:04:55

the skull on it is a

1:04:58

somewhat. Difficult getting

1:05:00

over the mouth area due to

1:05:02

the skeletons slight overbite mom. you

1:05:04

navigate sort of over that and

1:05:07

around the nose whole and eventually

1:05:09

sort of shuffle towards the top

1:05:12

of ah of this call, ensuring

1:05:14

that you don't slide down the

1:05:16

rounded frontal bone and fallen to

1:05:19

the this below. And ah as

1:05:21

you reach that place ah, the

1:05:23

light source revealed itself. Health.

1:05:27

And several inches of a

1:05:30

pristine silver sword. Is.

1:05:32

Buried. In the skull

1:05:35

ah several feet beyond the

1:05:37

brow line on the hilt

1:05:39

is adorned with several large

1:05:42

shining ruby's ah a new

1:05:44

can see the blade is

1:05:47

etched with these or neat

1:05:49

Celtic knots. Room.

1:05:53

Yes, these routes are, but these are

1:05:55

actually important rooms and always have a

1:05:57

lot of fun with runes here today.

1:06:00

I'm make a history check.

1:06:03

What okay to abduct griffin? Can.

1:06:06

Much as gases ask our.

1:06:08

Last, like Ira

1:06:10

wise. With. Partial lot about

1:06:13

a big sign a sword. Why?

1:06:15

I don't think I mean I make a house

1:06:17

aide said not cool man with. Flowers

1:06:21

You violated of free cigarettes.

1:06:27

A guide, No job. That's the it is

1:06:29

ever. Gonna

1:06:33

talk about the circle The wagons A yeah

1:06:35

cast stress is is as bravo is that

1:06:37

that that's the end of it. Will try

1:06:39

to get a free service like a didn't

1:06:42

know what I mean We need to type

1:06:44

on your hold on. As. Are

1:06:46

you feel? Stand

1:06:53

in the presence. And you

1:06:55

didn't work this out your some. Of

1:06:57

the month. It

1:07:02

was a group of I drove the

1:07:04

all it's I felt Muslim I'd rather

1:07:06

out as if I wanted as critical

1:07:09

thinking it's free things from. For

1:07:13

as I did I can see it the

1:07:15

right have little guy I could see I

1:07:17

know about what moments pass, know I could

1:07:19

see a moment is how and and know

1:07:21

where your abode. I will be on the

1:07:23

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1:08:51

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