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They. Have Dial. I've
0:03
got a joke. Were.
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Used Truck look so easy
0:08
to swindle into. This have
0:11
five pages feelings. Because.
0:14
He's. A soccer. Ha!
0:17
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
0:20
It's. Funny, but also so sad
0:22
and quite true. I take
0:24
it right on my point
0:26
in my school and shoot
0:29
all because when you leave,
0:31
whatever you're gonna get the
0:33
who the way that that's
0:35
just law of large numbers
0:37
that what? As my old
0:39
pal and fellow vampire, your
0:41
Roger Daltrey Serb, I shan't
0:43
be fooled again. I
2:02
love. You are.
2:06
Floating weightless, not in
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the crimson waters, you
2:10
are just swimming and
2:12
in an endless black
2:14
of this. And.
2:18
Standing. In front of you.
2:20
Use see. A
2:23
familiar face. It's not one that
2:25
I think you've never met before,
2:27
given the sort of difference or
2:29
that the gap between your positions
2:31
in the church. Ah, but from
2:34
maybe some stained glass windows here
2:36
and there you see the. Turbo.
2:39
Cardinal. Ah, who
2:41
is looking down at
2:43
you hideously. I
2:45
guess you did see him on the I'd
2:47
add the operating table finding the surge he
2:50
didn't see pilot violated seat and yeah try
2:52
to was have you. Ah,
2:55
See. Ah Is
2:57
is looking down at you as
2:59
you can have gained your bearings
3:02
and this space that you're in
3:04
continue to sort of take shape.
3:06
Ah, you realize that the two
3:08
of you are not alone in
3:11
here, are all around you. In
3:13
this void are humanoid figures on
3:15
some are moving just kind of
3:18
aimlessly sampling about. Some are kneeling
3:20
in a sort of fetal position.
3:22
Nobody seems to be doing particularly
3:24
great. But they are giving.
3:27
Assertive, wide berth to to you in
3:29
the turbo cardinal. Ah, you're You're sort
3:31
of so bewildered by what you're seeing
3:33
and this place that you have out
3:35
you know of a sudden appeared in
3:37
I take two seconds to realize you're
3:39
not a puppet. You
3:41
are fi low again. In.
3:44
This place. The.
3:46
Turbo Cardinal looks down at you and he says.
3:49
Welcome. My. Child.
3:53
Have you? Come. To.
3:56
Give. Your confession. I.
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Recognize. A member. Of the flock
4:01
when I see one. Album
4:04
and know your. Your.
4:07
Eminence I I am not here for
4:09
as a confession I am. I'm here.
4:12
Oh this is gonna take off of
4:14
while I'm. I am
4:17
here to help. You
4:19
the I'm. I'm.
4:22
I'm a bit confused as to
4:25
this. This this situation could you
4:27
explain to me aware of exactly
4:29
lead our. He.
4:33
Looks around the space and smiles and
4:35
looks down at you and says. I
4:38
suspect we all know
4:40
where it all. Physical
4:43
Laws of covered my all
4:46
world or perhaps I should
4:48
say your world. Do.
4:50
Not seem to apply.
4:53
It would perhaps be
4:55
simplest to say that
4:57
we are within. The.
4:59
Guard on. Oh.
5:06
I want to do a religion check.
5:09
A sure to where I to see if
5:11
I can glean any more information. From.
5:14
Ah, where we are and what state,
5:16
where? and. Maybe.
5:19
I think. The here is
5:21
why. Oh wait, I think maybe not a
5:23
religion. I don't know what a religion check
5:25
would get you here, but I do think
5:27
a you know, just a straight up perception
5:29
check might be. More
5:31
griffin I have minus one Id perception
5:33
of plus six in religion. Wow,
5:37
that's very, very exciting. I'm
5:39
what about either Gazan? Oh
5:42
are you can tell me that
5:44
sort of specifically what you are investigating
5:47
then. I want. I want
5:49
to look at the form of the turbo
5:51
car door and see if he still looks
5:53
vampiric. Ah yes sir,
5:55
go for it. Can be an investigation check or
5:57
madison check. Honestly, one. Today.
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Okay, that's a whole six. Ah,
6:05
I'm it's it's he looks different
6:07
from the Turbo Cardinal you saw
6:09
laid out on the table. Ah,
6:11
I'm more vital. Eyes seek serve
6:13
less salchow. You don't see pointy
6:16
teeth as he is talking to
6:18
you as far as you can
6:20
tell. Ah, this this Turbo cardinal
6:22
you are speaking tude does does
6:24
not appear to have that same
6:26
affliction. Your.
6:28
Eminence that. At. Didn't
6:30
do it all recalled. What?
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Was the onset of of your
6:36
vampiric? State when last
6:38
I saw you. To be honest, when last
6:40
I saw you, you were of. Ever
6:42
laid out. almost it at the
6:45
state of death. Ah
6:47
the with vampiric. Tendencies.
6:49
And yet no, no bite
6:51
marks did. Do you have
6:53
any recollection. Of.
6:56
Been. In that state, It
6:58
his smile vanishes. Ah. And.
7:01
He looks down at the floor and he says ah,
7:06
Perhaps. You
7:08
should receive my confession. Instead.
7:12
Of. Oh. So
7:15
out of of course of
7:17
what is your name ah
7:19
I am rather fly low.
7:23
Five. Yes, Follow
7:27
that what is your
7:29
right? Oh
7:32
I am. I
7:34
am merely a. Of of
7:36
a monk Sir I looking to
7:38
advance. I'm looking to. To.
7:41
Move on, I'm at that.
7:43
I I was with Abs
7:45
been audited in the Cathedral
7:47
of Enumeration. Is
7:51
and and in a
7:53
by Deacon a treatise.
7:57
Suddenly to see you and
7:59
and. You had fangs. I
8:04
said that may be the case
8:06
the the. You may
8:08
not be aware than. Complex
8:11
politics that our church
8:14
must be embroiled in
8:16
to survive. The
8:19
throne fine and is
8:21
no fan of all
8:24
orthodoxy. The.
8:27
Foundations of our church
8:30
are crumbling and my
8:32
pleas for soccer. To.
8:34
The Lord Of Light. Sweet. Unanswered.
8:39
And so I must
8:41
confess, as I sought
8:44
to power in the
8:46
only place where I
8:48
knew power was guarantee.
8:52
An ongoing I was
8:54
invited to have audience.
8:58
With the entity in which
9:00
we now reside he needed
9:02
my help says he claimed
9:05
and would bestow upon me
9:07
power to save our order
9:09
but when I failed to
9:12
provide as he sounds as
9:14
another use for me I
9:17
suppose. That is how I came
9:19
to the state in which you saw me. So
9:23
was it was on that
9:25
that turned you into the
9:27
the. Pseudo. Vampire
9:29
that that? I So he was.
9:33
On his at the sources Every
9:35
vampire that dwells this well. I.
9:40
Am. Shade.
9:44
To have fallen into such a state and
9:46
I hope I. Did
9:48
not do you or any other members
9:50
of our older any harm or know.
9:55
If I were to
9:57
have that same eliminate
9:59
this. We
10:02
didn't cure you if if I
10:04
were to be able to somehow.
10:07
Oh, Murder Rise.
10:09
In her it they. Do.
10:14
You are young. I
10:18
suppose. You
10:20
cannot kill the goat
10:23
find know you can
10:25
only delay and on
10:28
has been much delayed.
10:32
I fear that
10:34
I am. Beyond
10:38
saving in the physical world.
10:41
You may be able to. Show
10:44
me the virus and evil that
10:47
has plagued my physical form, but
10:49
there will be. No
10:52
read union for me and
10:54
he gestures to his. This.
10:57
Sort of a serial form. Is.
11:00
Going on turned me into what
11:02
I am now He. Drained.
11:05
Me of. It well
11:07
it would be too simple to say of
11:09
all the goodness. In
11:11
my heart he drained me. To put
11:13
it simply of my. Own
11:15
capacity to be satisfied, Whatever.
11:19
Man you would cure
11:22
out there would lack
11:24
decency, have any stripe.
11:29
I. I would ask
11:31
instead. should curing the prove
11:33
impossible that you dispatch me.
11:37
So that what's left of my so
11:39
may. Rejoin. The
11:41
like, Outside
11:44
of the heart, back in the
11:46
meat space. Ah, we
11:48
are in the petrified heart
11:50
chamber. ah on one side,
11:52
sort of the north half
11:54
of this room. My, you
11:56
have just. Conducted
11:59
as else. Let's roosts that
12:01
to area I'd in then turn
12:03
the attention of the. Past
12:06
dozen guards are so in this
12:08
room to turn their attention to
12:10
him. You have
12:12
also not to be gigantic less golem
12:14
into the crimson waters has the date
12:16
of this cel swung open? Ah I'm
12:18
or can I get to that and
12:20
just a second but on of the
12:22
other half of this room. Lady.
12:25
God, when you stand at the mouth
12:27
of a tunnel, dress up. You know
12:29
it's a problem with take a little
12:31
breakers ski in between record these episodes
12:33
The A Our. Eye. For
12:35
the light rail retail drugs remember what my
12:37
player was Every hero. Like
12:40
muskets. Good work man and and grim. I
12:43
think what we got here is a classic
12:45
case of a barbarian turn of be useful
12:47
in a stealthy situation that our but I'll
12:50
be there device could tell you. What
12:52
mana goal was to? or yes
12:54
sir, I mean we gotta die
12:56
They just then the angle might
12:59
have simply been curiosity. He
13:01
as if you guys would ever it lady
13:03
Godwin you would have seen her like ducky
13:05
bow legged. Okay with it I was had
13:07
his colleagues stance ball up like what. My
13:11
first book. or as if a month
13:13
I got a brain fart. yes I
13:15
bought a new one. a dummy a
13:17
gimme precepts, history check to remember where
13:19
your plan lives as get presents and.
13:22
Groom. Okay,
13:24
It's in a. Ah
13:26
I'm okay. Oh and eight ah eyes
13:28
the I will sort of lay up
13:31
a seats you see might doing this.
13:33
Ah this deception ah of i'm a
13:35
nurse have the room and it seems
13:37
to be working quite well. All eyes
13:39
are on hide right now. You get
13:41
the impression though you are standing fairly
13:43
out the open. If the you know
13:45
one of these guards turns away from
13:47
this from this route they they will
13:50
see you I sit. You know what
13:52
I gotta do. And but I've
13:54
had though as as I think I know
13:56
is i think i geico the cave with
13:58
the eyeballs I think. Geico in the
14:01
gave the eyes. okay, that's the only
14:03
safe. I don't know if
14:05
is safer unsafe, but I know being
14:07
out here isn't save someone ago. I'm
14:09
going ahead deeper into the cave to
14:12
try to hide my presence here. Okay,
14:14
cool. You step foot into the case.
14:16
ah and vanish from you hear about
14:18
said tiny little animal? Voices go. Wait,
14:21
What a weight! Really lucky I
14:23
thought we women are okay. I'm.
14:26
You step inside the tunnel. And
14:29
it takes you a while
14:31
for your eyes to adjust.
14:33
In here it is ah
14:35
nearly. it's black. Ah aside
14:37
from these a yellow eyes
14:39
that are watching on. Beyond.
14:43
Those eyes. At. Up
14:45
at what you have assumed to
14:47
be the back of the tunnel
14:49
some distance away you also see
14:51
a flicker of bright red light.
14:53
Ah it is reminiscent of sort
14:55
of the this The flashes of
14:57
light that you saw in the
14:59
sort of seems ah in the
15:01
tunnels and is this cave system
15:03
the like arteries if you will
15:05
leading into the heart chamber. This
15:07
one is is is quite bright
15:09
and now as you move into
15:11
the tunnel you can see ads.
15:13
I'm. That. Light illuminates the
15:15
creatures that are in here
15:18
with you. and they are.
15:20
Numerous. And ends
15:23
at various. There is
15:25
a diverse collection of
15:27
nocturnal beasts in here.
15:29
You see foxes and
15:31
walls and bats and
15:33
hedgehog. this the and
15:35
ah any any numbers.
15:37
Noah's Ark it's know
15:39
as dark in here.
15:41
Ah the rail inside
15:43
on. However,
15:46
The creatures do
15:48
not. Ah, Attack you
15:50
and some sort of you know
15:52
weird hive mind for like the
15:55
rats you encountered on the spinal
15:57
bridge earlier. they are. Fairly.
16:00
File in fact I'm a lot of
16:02
them aren't even looking at you as
16:04
you enter into this. that the tunnel
16:06
they they up here are emaciated. Ah
16:09
and. Be somewhat
16:11
somewhat bummed out. Ah,
16:13
these creatures that you're now in
16:15
the tunnel with do not appear
16:18
to be any kind of immediate
16:20
threat. To u goblin when he
16:22
do. I'm
16:25
going to without moving forward and
16:27
this or their space. And I
16:29
did take a look at towards
16:31
the light you're describing, see American,
16:34
figure out anything else about him.
16:36
I'm limited capacity undersea sure give
16:38
me. I think this could be
16:40
perception or investigation. Either
16:43
one is zero plus thirteen is
16:45
what I rolled. their. On
16:48
wow better than it's well not as
16:50
go over fourteen of what I say.
16:53
maybe thirty feet ah into this tunnel
16:55
a dead ends on this is this
16:57
is not some at a tunnel as
16:59
much as it is just a little
17:01
hobble that these these. Pit. Pitiful
17:04
creatures are kind of taking shelter
17:06
in ah at the back, the
17:08
back wall. Ah, Sure
17:10
enough, has an exposed
17:12
seem of this read
17:15
crystal same ah and
17:17
it is pulsating much
17:19
brighter, much more steady
17:21
than Ah than than
17:23
any that you have
17:25
seen so far. Ah,
17:27
I'm. Not entirely
17:29
sure why, but I think
17:32
even you without any kind
17:34
of like magical training to
17:36
your name you are feeling
17:38
a a a great deal
17:40
of just energy radiating off
17:42
of this thing. Man.
17:50
And. His
17:52
is like a really bad. Our
17:55
love. Your my absence
17:58
right now. Guy yourself some bar. Marion
18:00
impulses over there? Yeah, ah.
18:03
Ah, Man. I'm. Not gonna
18:06
do. They are
18:08
not gonna do anything. Not
18:11
going to do in a vase. I don't
18:13
know what to do. This all seems extremely
18:15
rare. That
18:17
is your prerogative. Busy? Don't know? I'd
18:19
say I'll be honest with you. I
18:21
am. I am being colored by the
18:24
conversation that I. Have heard.
18:26
Between. Like Silo A
18:28
And and I'm. The.
18:30
Top of her know about, like, what is no,
18:33
yeah, well, you'd and nearly it out of my,
18:35
I know I didn't the like a my impulses
18:37
I'm trying. Balance.
18:39
Like. Knowing. That with.
18:42
Like. Was with you. I'm going to head towards the light
18:44
a my head towards the White Sox. I'm has was like.
18:47
But. With my hands up and very nasr Anyway,
18:50
Ah digging a sweet song. Was
18:54
arrested and song is and like.
18:56
Late. Tonight. Small,
18:59
loose who died. boy
19:02
let's Me sings, move
19:04
you all glued to
19:06
was the. Moon. All
19:08
those. Who
19:11
do on. My.
19:17
Your. Favorite
19:26
Sondheim. One of my boys
19:29
have a lovely science. Degree
19:33
of animal handling Sack with
19:35
advantage you yeah He and
19:37
his band Asics. Get
19:40
inspiration for value as I was
19:43
in to. Was.
19:45
As. Griffin likes
19:48
the song in Jesus doesn't up up
19:50
Up Up You know what it is.
19:52
Ok here's here's what happens. added with
19:55
a safe I think actually happens. The
19:57
creatures love this song and as you
19:59
will. Founded on all singing
20:01
the tune they start gathering
20:04
around you, so much so
20:06
that you are having to
20:08
step kind of cautiously so
20:10
as not to trample any
20:12
of them. Ah as you
20:14
near the that this glowing
20:16
red vein ah you you
20:19
feel a little little pitter
20:21
patters on your shoulders. You
20:23
look over and you see
20:25
that you have a handful
20:27
of tarantulas that have descended
20:29
from. The cave ceiling and land on
20:32
you. Few. This
20:35
guy. I'm picturing them. Hey here's was the
20:38
grab her free got home It's Herald Tier.
20:41
Yeah, that's all you're having. a lot. Ah
20:44
how how far have I made it?
20:46
You maintenance know that you have made
20:48
it. See this vein know you are
20:50
you are here. Ah and you can
20:52
see it very very clearly. Now I
20:54
will say at one am I feeling.
20:57
Tell me What I ah, you know what?
20:59
Let me do Who? Would. You
21:01
let me do and insights at all
21:03
myself. Ah, To see like what
21:05
I love, Your lion? What know where
21:07
I guess? Inside Exactly The Vive right?
21:10
I want to try to like. Really? Get.
21:13
A sense of what have vibes and get from
21:15
a slight one hundred. He is rare A I
21:17
don't have a magical. Sense. right?
21:19
obviously. So. I. Mean
21:21
arcana check out of the light makes sense but some
21:23
sort of like what am I feeling from it. Ah,
21:26
I'm okay. Yes sir. Give me an insight said. Oh
21:31
God Oh My God. Particle. What
21:34
a cool way to get a bad
21:36
whatever your line and her Sit inside
21:39
and we our I opened ccs off
21:41
See as love Everything is Love see
21:43
understand herself One such as these levels
21:45
on this is that this is a
21:48
bit weird for me as a Dm
21:50
as I am generally uncomfortable telling you
21:52
guys how you feel about a situation.
21:55
Ah really said try to be a
21:57
guy American Let me ask you this
21:59
as. Let me rephrase the question griffin.
22:02
As. I approach it. How does my
22:04
mood shift is where an outside
22:06
influence guy? I feel differently now
22:08
close to it than I did
22:10
before. Ah, I'm.
22:13
Serious. Here is how I
22:16
will answer this question. You
22:18
are a Barbarian. You
22:21
didn't use to be, but then your
22:23
body that exploded in your head got
22:25
transplanted onto a barbarian pot. And I
22:27
are barbarian. and as a barbarian you
22:30
have. Slaughtered some
22:32
stuff, You have.
22:35
Killed things with your
22:38
powerful acts done for
22:40
Myers ah and severed.
22:43
Heads and struck
22:46
at. Vulnerable
22:48
points on a number
22:50
of different creatures. This
22:54
thing you are standing in
22:56
front of you feel. ah.
22:59
You feel a vitality from
23:01
it. You feel a. You.
23:05
Feel a weakness. To
23:08
it. Ah that that is.
23:10
I think that they're fighting
23:12
Can answer without You know?
23:15
Kind of. Directly.
23:17
Guiding you in telling you what what you
23:20
know when interview or how you have cats
23:22
hey what? I'm gonna pick up where my
23:24
little night boys and holler my against it
23:26
the gao a possum handy I couldn't I
23:29
contests. Ah,
23:32
Yes, Sir Yeah, you have to pass it
23:34
off. has a react. Ah,
23:36
it barely. We have a very rough
23:38
opossums s yeah Rob. Awesome! As
23:42
a quick problem tech Europa form
23:44
answers I guess is another not
23:46
twenty one. Justin: yeah. And.
23:48
I'm I'm am. I really need to know what's going
23:50
on here. I guess
23:53
I don't know. At a certain point Griffin like
23:55
we all have plans right in. He has. His
23:59
sights. Lucy getting a possible I'll
24:01
see you had flags for how
24:03
you what the sig the go
24:05
at. I had a player which
24:07
was rubber positive on it. So
24:09
good that I know every channel.
24:11
sorry it's like there is It
24:13
says that this possibly didn't pan
24:15
out where possibly plan panned out
24:17
and now you gotta he can't
24:19
pm me gotta yeah zad Tell
24:21
me your dark secret, give me
24:23
the gold you hold the possum.
24:26
Gingerly and looks up at you trusting leave it
24:28
like your song a lot. And.
24:31
Place it against this glowing
24:33
red crystal. Insane. As
24:36
you do, so. The. Possum.
24:39
His eyes go wide. And
24:42
it it's assets are stopped
24:44
know I thought. Oh.
24:48
It's. Eyes go wide. Stop this. Fine.
24:50
It's bad as I had. doesn't like
24:52
it's a fried is a monopoly. Know
24:54
the opposite to sell God now. It
24:58
looks. Stronger. It
25:00
stretches it's body out. And
25:03
as it does so, you see
25:05
it kind of snap out of
25:07
it, snap out of the seized.
25:09
it's and ah, and it does
25:11
like a couple quick circles in
25:13
your giant hands as you hold
25:16
it and it looks. Like.
25:18
Many to sitting pretty. Interesting.
25:23
Yeah okay I'm when I hit it
25:25
with my ass at were either possum
25:28
weather vane. ah the raid. Yeah I
25:30
got my research is complete and has
25:32
decided I decided after extensive testing the
25:34
government's not going to give easy better
25:36
that never got to twenty that a
25:39
rope what of which was a powerful
25:41
best role. They hit it with acts.
25:43
The Saw now intersex. Now it's
25:46
insects now. suspects. Are
25:48
all of the glue? You
25:50
slam your. Acts.
25:53
Your trusty acts suited for
25:55
Myers into the vein. It.
26:01
Immediately. Split.
26:03
Down the middle, And.
26:06
A. Spray of
26:08
bright red. Blood.
26:11
Shoots. Out of it. Ah
26:14
like a fire hose. Fuck
26:16
yes, let's go it. Ah,
26:18
it blasts you leaving a
26:21
lady god when. Shape
26:23
that silhouette behind you.
26:26
In on the wall and.
26:29
It is pretty gross. You are now
26:31
covers in. God Blood. How
26:35
my feeling right now. You.
26:37
Feel in Radical you are feel
26:39
up to four elements of know
26:41
if you have any damage but
26:43
you feel I got the money
26:45
or you are. Ah youth in
26:47
revitalize Favourite as you pulled Jennifer
26:49
My years back I didn't know
26:51
as a H P thing away
26:53
just popped. It does affect us
26:55
actually what a killed all those
26:57
guys. It pervades be absolutely As
26:59
you pull Jennifer My your spent.
27:03
The. Blade. Of
27:05
this ask what what is suited for myers
27:07
look like Yeah really I think described kind
27:10
of what sort of at oh I hear
27:12
I go. So imagine that a long stick.
27:14
And added the end of it as there's
27:17
to. Curved. Blades.
27:20
Are hop kick ass? Dude? yeah I know
27:22
for sure and in the middle are separate
27:24
voted out. This is the best part right
27:26
on how you blades are connected to the
27:28
stick at the el holy said he added
27:31
that are way way way way way way
27:33
way way way. and it's a bizarre. Rooms.
27:37
Love add to the runes mean some
27:39
they're just secretary of whether it's not
27:41
her actually does it though. The mystery
27:43
the rounds are they are. Oh man
27:46
guys. when I start get Linda the
27:48
riddance. Yeah yeah, you're not gonna be
27:50
able to. it's gonna be a lot
27:52
of mint. Know like a lot to
27:55
unpack. The runes are really important. Yeah
27:57
Sam, can you give us any? And
27:59
again. Than the weight of a what the
28:01
way to the axe? Yeah, This.
28:03
Is a bad and that this is a
28:06
bad of acts worth of yeah knack for
28:08
it the way a standard on our. Big.
28:10
Acts the only thing different about as
28:12
a slight. Almost.
28:15
You know how scenery except for
28:17
the Reds and we why Johnson
28:19
is still. Blades is loose in
28:22
the think. The.
28:24
Blade is connected to the stick with go Okay.
28:26
Ah, But. The other
28:28
thing about it is that there's only twelve
28:31
rooms and each one needs of the really
28:33
important and different. Cool. Yeah,
28:35
it's pretty cool as you pull Jennifer
28:37
Myers out of the vein. Yeah.
28:40
You see that it appeared the
28:42
saints. someone? Ah man
28:44
and a half that you. I
28:46
just started drawing a vast that
28:48
you attacked design with the blade.
28:51
Ah. Now. Has
28:53
a splash of read
28:56
crystal. Making up
28:58
a a part of that
29:00
blade that sort of streaks
29:02
dramatically back towards the satellite
29:04
at off ah it doesn't
29:06
come off it is crystal,
29:08
it is part of the
29:10
blade. You can see that
29:12
these read veins ah as
29:15
the reads the the the
29:17
shaft of the axe the
29:19
we've downwards ah take a
29:21
trip and harden and crystallize
29:23
between weaving between the runes.
29:25
ah these a important ruins.
29:27
Ah, and where they meet. sort
29:30
of the grip. Where. You are
29:32
holding it. It almost looks
29:34
like they're forming like ah, Thorny.
29:37
Mine. Ah, Around
29:40
the south to display to ah
29:42
register with I decided to add
29:44
one were clause for if you
29:46
it does add making the runes
29:48
illegible made a huge of ruined.
29:52
Our asked oh.
29:56
Man oh. It
29:59
was a whole thread. Your property. The
30:01
mystery of the road. Ah man
30:03
this seems this arms and are
30:05
you sure? how could you take
30:07
that away from job and like
30:09
I'm sad but the lizard at
30:11
home use the devastation and sell
30:14
as isn't the worst. Ready or
30:16
day you buy a widow it
30:18
in the presence of this powerful
30:20
blood. You feel your
30:22
acts has gotten. Stronger.
30:25
Ah, And. It
30:28
is speeding ah off of
30:30
this sort of fight all.
30:33
Belied. And you get the
30:35
sense that if any of your
30:37
own, Blood. Or to get on
30:39
this acts. Ah, it would
30:41
reach a truly lethal potential.
30:43
Jennifer Myers has become a
30:45
blood rage. Great tax. Lot.
30:50
Of magic item you deem plus two
30:52
bonus to attack and damage rolls made
30:55
with this magic. Great acts while you
30:57
have your hit points or fewer yes.
31:00
Let. Me say all a listener them what I
31:02
love. And a D N that
31:04
has horses Dracula. Have there been a lot
31:06
of moments are just and dad might have
31:09
done things that have found driven for whoop
31:11
and he has a quickly prepare figure stuff
31:13
out. I. Love that Griffin
31:15
knew. That. When presented with a
31:18
big glowing vein just he was gonna
31:20
hit it with his axe said in
31:22
this one third the legs he was
31:24
ready for like get your your favorite
31:27
team a new just in so well
31:29
in this of if I think I'm
31:31
a context that our house crusading myself
31:34
opossums has been I could see i
31:36
those were more lucrative. As
31:39
of saw some seen this blood
31:41
rage great at looks up at
31:43
you and not sort of violently.
31:45
ah and scampers. And certain
31:47
traits itself around your neck like a
31:49
mink. Also as it is it's something
31:51
that still happening. Or is this like
31:53
got a blood has stopped It is
31:55
now sort of feebly dripping from the
31:57
vein which has gone now almost completely.
32:00
I'm. Made. Me that
32:03
that the seen him here has calm down
32:05
except you will have literally like had to
32:07
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32:09
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might. Yell. In
37:18
the chamber. The. Cultists
37:20
are. Beginning to
37:23
cross the bridge across this
37:25
blood river. To. Confront side. You
37:27
sort of stepped away from the situation. What
37:29
is your kind of like. Plan
37:32
Now the well now I that
37:34
I looked over to where I
37:37
know my friends silo and later
37:39
Godwin Of is waiting for my
37:41
signal ready to tell him like
37:44
they're distracted. Vlad's Go! I saw
37:46
this room. That. Exists that
37:48
core. everything's going according to throw.
37:52
Him out there. They are not. They are now.
37:54
I'm no. yeah, you are alone in here. As
37:57
aside from the ground have any guards that are can.
38:00
Grunting Hide ah Hide looks over at you
38:02
as the guards approach him and his like
38:04
you gotta help me man come on we
38:06
I do. You do try to kill Dracula
38:08
right bro I I I can touch and
38:10
gets his I would never. Unless
38:13
we wait at all around guy
38:15
of the cultists I'll look at
38:17
you like. And as the
38:19
leader of a cold said. To. To
38:21
save never, we ate Dracula.
38:24
Yeah me we were never not deal in
38:26
my. Yes
38:28
Yeah man. He.
38:32
Had eyes you suspiciously and and turns
38:34
back to hide. ah hi these going
38:36
desired as a real dracula lover he
38:38
was tell me before of said he
38:40
was gonna save drag years and then
38:43
he said i'm gonna turn on off
38:45
and he like last really hard out
38:47
as far as really clever. He.
38:49
Said He shouts out i don't
38:51
look Dracula anything I'm ambivalent about
38:53
Dracula. Ah, he is going to
38:55
start. Trying
38:58
to fight, fight these guys off
39:00
ah and injured or you just
39:02
going to stand there once the
39:04
seems sort of unfold or there
39:06
are facing Hammer a year. Ah,
39:10
as there may be a straggler guard towards
39:12
the back to maybe no one would miss.
39:15
Ah, Yeah, I mean there's a there's
39:17
a guard standing nearest to you. Ah,
39:19
you would have to be pretty stealthy
39:21
to dispatch him or without anybody noticing.
39:23
but it is. You know it's possible.
39:26
A. Car. Was the that
39:28
and okay. give me a
39:30
spell check first. Will
39:33
give him outside san
39:35
post for a fourteen
39:38
ominous role for the
39:40
leader here sir the
39:42
one closest perception checks.
39:45
See he notices. Ah,
39:48
Ok, Go. And make your attack.
39:53
Occurred. Or harm. Or
39:58
the as a natural. In. Oh.
40:01
God shit man Now
40:03
right now. View.
40:06
Ah, bring your dagger
40:09
towards the neck of
40:11
this cultist. Ah
40:13
and just before it
40:16
find to purchase in
40:18
his is exposed. Throat
40:21
meet. I see.
40:25
Ducks. Out of the way. Ah, dragged
40:27
exactly according to plan. And
40:30
he looks at use his. Payment. d
40:32
The sacrifice. We're.
40:34
Not doing that right now now. Man
40:37
a be a good troll. Ah Jesus
40:39
says our minds is so. I'm
40:42
trying to resist. Are he really want
40:44
a slit your throat? man? I'm do
40:46
my best over here. This guy such
40:48
a dick. Gimme a deception check. That
40:55
the might seem a mandate A
40:57
natural. My team. I've always said
40:59
that guy has psychic powers. You've.
41:01
Always heard me say in it i don't trust him
41:03
economic now he was an A. Okay Well I'm going
41:05
to turn my back to again. Or.
41:08
Say yeah man I think I got this thing
41:10
be all right Good part of off brother used
41:12
to do this. To:
41:14
I'm. So
41:17
I'm so my earnest evert on my that
41:19
I'm trying. I'm I want to figure out
41:21
where. Everybody
41:24
is. I'm. Going
41:26
to years. Locate
41:28
objects. Okay, To.
41:30
Find file of. Eyesore.
41:33
Yeah, that works. Ah,
41:36
says. He's a puppet. Yeah go
41:38
ahead news that so l object
41:40
lot Ah you definitely this this
41:43
this works. He's inside the freaking
41:45
heart Man it's fucking crazy. My.
41:48
Even with areas and go on. I'm just
41:50
like a. Tiger
41:53
that? that's what. Omelette. Man.
41:56
Oh man. Of.
42:01
All right, Oh
42:03
hey! I'm.
42:05
Going to. A
42:09
Great I'm going to
42:11
cast protection from good
42:13
and evil on myself.
42:16
Okay, And then
42:18
I'm gonna charge the heart. Cool.
42:22
I to. Attack
42:24
it or yeah, For.
42:27
Like I don't know man see
42:29
the know. I like I'm I'm Down
42:31
Will How are you attacking with
42:33
what. I'm just like
42:35
that it's had is like shoulder check yet.
42:38
I. Don't know yet. what? What Can I
42:40
see liquid moving inside of it or is
42:42
it crystallize? Although a threat you know what?
42:44
Am I looking at his blood pumping into
42:47
it when it it throughout the blood the
42:49
the river of blood that closes assume is
42:51
going through the heart com and you can.
42:53
You can see as much you can faintly
42:55
see through the sort of like crystal and
42:57
surface of the of the heart and you
43:00
can see liquid sort of roiling around inside.
43:02
Yeah I'm gonna try to hit it with
43:04
ah in own. My.
43:06
Siver sounds I just had crack get
43:08
mixed bag or stab at I guess.
43:11
Okay this is going to raise suspicion
43:13
obviously but does not being controlled trap.
43:15
Good news I either weekend for you
43:17
or it didn't the out of that
43:20
suit. everyone has it it's go ahead
43:22
or it's angrier and worth of success.
43:25
Go ahead and make the tackle against the heart.
43:29
There. Are there is a gentleman's
43:31
twenty face? Ah Xor yeah
43:34
no use wings this sauces
43:36
into Ah the sir. I'll
43:38
be there Dag I'm staring
43:40
at who's I don't have
43:42
a plus. seven with the
43:44
circle. Affects Ah, I'm.
43:47
You. Stab. The.
43:49
Dagger into the surface hard.
43:53
When he spends. A
43:55
spray. Of bright and
43:57
powerful blood. Oh right soon.
44:00
The outward. I. Gotta
44:02
go. Another. Just happened when
44:04
that happens. All the
44:06
dagger pass it is covered his red
44:08
the got as it is Elaine I've
44:10
ever driven. What
44:13
are the my father's roots dagger?
44:15
Well to say that. See me
44:17
that resolve these rooms yeah how
44:19
come back so will sell tragically.
44:22
The router illegible as though I
44:24
have we been pattern of have
44:26
been swell sitting around Grandpa wiggles
44:29
around the blade and where is
44:31
that reaches the hill? Hard hit
44:33
forums like born he finds this
44:36
is now a Blood Raids dagger
44:38
a defense I have the size
44:40
of the when I added that
44:43
way of a Tory. It.
44:45
Was green and that created a hide
44:47
the likes of which I've never experienced
44:49
this show. Yeah, I've never had his
44:51
agreed items my inventory before and the
44:53
fact that you does does is. That
44:56
she has been it says says see
44:58
but it is It's rassam is I'll
45:00
never be able to fertile. For what
45:02
it's worth, this is not a weapon
45:04
that you use very much. Ah might
45:06
have been on ag not well not
45:08
not. I'd sale now see our. You
45:12
are also similarly covered in blood. We're
45:14
going to have to hack beside him
45:16
into the game is I'm pretty sure
45:18
Blood Rage Dagger does a exists but
45:20
never been to. I have now established
45:22
a sort of one stop shop for
45:24
magic. I'd stay by our. Salaries your.
45:28
File is Gary surfaced that
45:30
sequence yeah I wrote my
45:32
I rubbed my crossbow on
45:34
and I guess I would
45:36
have. Roswell now has Crit
45:39
nowadays because it's Ah You
45:41
see ah. Every space in
45:43
his room including hides turns
45:45
to look at you. And
45:47
the poultice says. I.
45:50
Gotta be honest, you're taking some
45:52
liberties. With. Kind of
45:54
like our whole deal he you don't
45:56
stabs at got hot. Know.
45:59
Yeah. The am I got so bad
46:01
out of the be to throw away of
46:03
this is all part of hard to argue
46:06
on of again I decided against okay make
46:08
the tackle. Because.
46:11
It's not like prowse attack with
46:13
your boots get a red blood
46:15
birds as it's one is more
46:18
s a negligent with your readers.
46:26
Beloved You. Know
46:28
that time it was with a single
46:30
guy here and then I went and
46:33
when a blood red signal to yeah
46:35
mansour now you gotta bliss now Ah
46:37
now the the Magic item shop has
46:39
closed for the deaths of I'm fab
46:41
it again with the dagger. Okay you
46:43
stab at again with the dagger and
46:46
some sides of it it not break
46:48
off and fall into the water and
46:50
then. The leader of the
46:52
colt looks over at you and
46:54
says all right this dude is
46:56
act and awfully sad. Yeah,
46:59
tell me about you guys that hide
47:01
and break his concentration Arms okay to
47:03
keep our through it every day. Now
47:05
at this point called this are now
47:07
sprinting across the bridge to seize you
47:09
Fila and I. Oh yeah I do
47:11
One more thing real quick. Yes! I.
47:14
Sure hope somebody's house he smashed
47:16
these big resorts. Someone a lot
47:19
stronger means good. It attacked and
47:21
saying okay. Back.
47:25
Back inside the heart. The
47:27
Void. Ah, You.
47:30
Are. Growing. Sort of
47:33
accustomed. To dislike weightless feeling
47:35
in the space. The.
47:38
Turbo Cardinal says.
47:42
On not posed as
47:44
the rules of. Intangible
47:47
space. We'll speak, but
47:50
I would caution you
47:52
against still. Too.
47:54
Long list. You. Have
47:56
your own. Goodness.
47:59
Pulled. Your body. You,
48:02
you should return. I
48:06
live and I will free
48:09
you. From this
48:11
curse I. I
48:13
vow. He
48:15
smiles and says. You.
48:20
Owe. A
48:23
noble noble. You
48:25
are. A
48:27
good man Pfizer I were
48:30
I still in charge and
48:32
would I would see to
48:34
your advancement. Ah,
48:38
I do believe I am beyond
48:40
savings and so I will simply say
48:42
this. You.
48:48
Ah, Pure
48:51
of heart, And.
48:54
That makes you vulnerable
48:56
to on smock editions.
49:00
Do not trust him no
49:02
matter how sweet his voice
49:04
me see. Our
49:09
try to be more cynical. Ah,
49:13
he nods and he says
49:15
oh and the most important
49:18
thing set up his weakness.
49:21
And Dracula sweetness and
49:23
basically the key to
49:26
your home quest is
49:28
and then a giant
49:30
slattery ah grabs you
49:33
from below and reps
49:35
you down. Words and
49:38
you have been pulled
49:40
back into the crimson
49:42
waters of this underground
49:45
chamber, forcibly removed from
49:47
the heart by the
49:49
enormous menacing flesh. Golem
49:52
who went plunging into
49:54
the river after you.
49:57
What Do You do? The
50:00
ball point of order.
50:04
Here. Here Brother
50:06
Fi Low/ Pinocchio,
50:10
Has. Been floating in this
50:12
magic god blood. For
50:15
weapons he I am I.
50:18
Your. Honor. I
50:20
maintain. That. Brother.
50:23
Follow has now become a Blood
50:25
Rage puppet. Blood Rage Puppies, Sex
50:27
or Gates? Yep Silo. You now
50:30
have cool read crystal on your
50:32
body eb. when you make an
50:34
unarmed attack roll apple low have
50:36
health you'll get plus two to
50:39
attack a damn. it's very job
50:41
that big did you looks. you
50:43
look also kind of sick. Look.
50:47
At. These are doctor very
50:49
bad the hill to grab. Okay
50:52
so I was pulled out of the heart
50:54
correct yes how close to my to the
50:56
opening where I swam in. Ah
50:58
a few feet ah but you
51:00
are you are are in the
51:03
grip the of a of a
51:05
giant meaty hand I find okay
51:07
that's fine. Muddied, if. I.
51:09
Am going to cast air bubble.
51:13
Oh sit. Inside the
51:15
heart. Oh My. God. Wait a
51:18
minute. Fuck. Now is that
51:20
a real. Air bubble. Air
51:23
bubble is. Doctor. Sydney
51:25
were here. She. Would tell
51:27
you. That. The medical term for
51:29
that is. An. Embolism
51:31
very. This
51:34
is I've seen it in a bubble
51:36
in the heart as I'm been sucked
51:38
out. To
51:40
create an embolism in the heart of
51:42
on such sit way guys. Dishes.
51:45
Is coming across my desk right
51:47
now. It's the most competent thing
51:49
our dads ever done. I'm real.
51:51
Not only I does not says.
51:53
It's the most popular thing
51:56
a Map Right Mail has
51:58
ever accomplish. Damn amazing!
52:00
What a moment! Okay,
52:04
Taking some liberties of the air bubbles spell. Which.
52:06
Is supposed to go around and I know
52:08
their of allah thing by I my now
52:11
such a fan of this move! Ah. You
52:14
are being rushed. By.
52:17
This big beefy Paul. And
52:20
so as you reach up
52:22
and release this air bubble,
52:25
you see it slow upwards
52:27
into the heart. And.
52:30
As it is vanishes. As
52:32
it passes to. Chambers
52:35
of this hearts. Everything goes
52:37
still and quiet for. Just
52:40
a moment. And
52:43
then. A trimmer.
52:47
Hairs through this chamber.
52:49
Ah, I'm. From
52:53
above might. Ah
52:55
you see a wrist
52:57
form in the ground.
53:00
Ah, the rift sort of cuts
53:02
across the river at one point.
53:04
Ah, and you see a sort
53:06
of almost like a whirlpool start
53:08
to form as the blood just
53:11
starts to kind of like fall
53:13
out of this room. I give
53:15
me a dexterity saving throw. Prager
53:22
this gentleman's twenty yes okay on
53:24
a German funny nearly lose your
53:27
of footing. Ah in this place
53:29
but our holding onto the dagger
53:31
embedded in the the Chris one
53:33
hard you manage to stay upright
53:35
are some some rocks and to
53:37
lactase a fall from the ceiling.
53:40
Ah landing on several of the
53:42
cultists. Here you see hide kind
53:44
of leap out of the way
53:46
of one of them are the
53:48
fanatic is looking around he looks
53:50
terrified. Ah. And ah you
53:53
see as the water in
53:55
this chamber Train ah you
53:58
see fi wow in the
54:00
grip of a flash goal
54:02
on. And they
54:05
are both completely covered in blood
54:07
and flesh. Go! Um. Dell is
54:09
sort of lying still on the
54:11
ground and kind of twitching. Ah,
54:13
whatever is just happened here seems
54:15
to have been neutralized. Whatever magic
54:18
was animating him. Ah, God.
54:21
When I. Discovered.
54:24
This this trimmer as it
54:26
passes through this this tunnel.
54:28
Ah, the creatures in here,
54:30
all the sudden snap out
54:32
of their fugue and ah,
54:34
All. Begins just pouring out
54:36
of the tunnel, running away. Ah,
54:39
you look around and realize that
54:41
this is somewhat near a tunnel
54:43
that you are in has begun
54:46
to collapse. Oh.
54:49
I'm gonna run out of the tunnel. Notes
54:53
I can give me played video
54:55
games before one ends close. Well
54:57
see I see a that's those
55:00
suckers bet right? Bear. Give me
55:02
an Athletics check. Now
55:06
that can do. Usually
55:09
it's a to go arrow that
55:11
role plus six. okay ah the
55:13
that is a creatures hear her
55:15
set aside from the possum which
55:17
is kind of chilling with you.
55:19
Ah and Merck Xisco sprinting another
55:21
tunnel. I think maybe it takes
55:23
you a be too long to
55:25
kind of like figure out what's
55:27
going on. By the time you
55:29
start running you are you are
55:31
able to do so you're able
55:33
to make your way out of
55:35
this tunnel. Ah however at. Several
55:38
points part of the ceiling
55:40
just kind of course leads
55:42
off ah, and an enormous
55:44
bit of stone. Topples
55:47
down on t you to
55:49
sort of. Smashing against
55:51
the side of your had, very
55:54
nearly trapping you understand the you're
55:56
able to make your way out.
55:58
You do however take ah eleven
56:01
points bludgeoning damage as it'll give
56:03
rock once you pretty hard might.
56:05
From where you are you see
56:08
a slide of nocturnal animals come
56:10
pouring out of this tunnel. Ah,
56:12
Immediately retreating from this room through
56:14
the sort of southern entrance we
56:17
all came and earlier. Ah, and
56:19
after all of them I you
56:21
see a puff of rubble. sort
56:24
of. I shoot out of the
56:26
tunnel and from it emerges a
56:28
ah a blood soaked barbarian. Wielding
56:31
a giant. Acts
56:34
now adorned with red crystal. Ah
56:36
I play as as out and
56:39
waited a cubs our the acts
56:41
like everybody. Else
56:45
I've a scene of. The.
56:47
Most exciting thing happened. You won't
56:50
believe it. Ah
56:52
man. Way. I see this.
56:54
This is good. You really sincere
56:56
read with exists or thrice in
56:58
a lifetime of car and what
57:00
is wrong with you? Look at.
57:04
It. Ah, You
57:08
Ah oh. Are.
57:10
You step out into the say we're all
57:12
blood soaked is the we're all gonna harvard
57:14
and God blood, yeah, that's this is going
57:16
great. The. Surviving cultists.
57:19
Ah, Look around at each
57:21
other unsure what to do? The
57:23
kind of like bio luminescence I
57:25
owed med them out of good.
57:28
Will. Hit. Family Honor Aires
57:30
high here so it's a both sets
57:33
of i'm sorry you go I just
57:35
got for all it's covered by luminescent
57:37
on how did you ah do. You
57:41
are sending this team or the
57:43
coldest are getting their bearings. Ah,
57:45
and they take up their weapons
57:47
and sort of like half heartedly
57:49
begin to walk towards you. And
57:52
then a voice. Passes. Through
57:54
the chamber, From. Beyond
57:56
the heavy portcullis, Ah,
58:00
You. Hear a voice say
58:02
an ass. Bring.
58:06
Them to me. And
58:10
the port call us of
58:12
it's own volition, slides upward,
58:15
disappearing into the ceiling. Ah,
58:18
The cult leader. Looks.
58:21
At the other cultures to have not been
58:23
crushed by rebel and. Takes. A
58:25
step back. And says.
58:27
Tell. Me: This. Are
58:31
you really what of us? Because
58:33
I really am starting to suspect
58:35
that are now Sorry man. ah
58:38
I'm I click off the rooms.
58:42
Ah, now yeah, and I met.
58:44
Yeah, now we did. Toby's roads
58:46
and highways are obese out as
58:48
as we call it. I told
58:51
everyone that. If we do
58:53
this thing where we disguise are
58:55
appearances. We're so easy to infiltrate.
58:58
Yemen and I'm as long as I'm coming
59:00
Clean Fired was a man on at all.
59:02
I'd give this a he's pretty much and
59:04
as I may need to let him go.
59:07
But. That means that. But
59:09
that means that we should hate him. Now.
59:12
Down and allow our i just don't you
59:14
to think that he was like really in
59:16
on and I was the good guy hours
59:18
the bad guy that services and I was
59:20
I good seem like hide was doing all
59:22
the bad so but I was doing the
59:24
bad stuff when I stabbed the hardness that
59:26
always control me to do this He was
59:29
in control me to do that. As you
59:31
know my name's Jeremy Where else to be
59:33
in front of my friends? yeah no Zara
59:35
that I'm Amber I'm being honest our imac
59:37
answers on my ass boss of so we
59:39
let this guy go and you hear a
59:41
voice from beyond. Where The Book for Cause
59:43
raised up as a. Lot
59:45
have ah I don't care saw. And
59:49
hide tigers. And
59:51
I'll go sprinting off. The
59:54
Euro may by. Ah
59:57
okay ah. the cultists.
1:00:00
Step aside. And
1:00:02
ah the cult fanatics helps
1:00:04
you up out of the
1:00:06
that now dry gold for
1:00:08
you're standing file he holds
1:00:10
out a hand ah for
1:00:12
for your to to lend
1:00:14
you aid. Ah,
1:00:19
Weiler slaps it away. Law
1:00:21
against our to. Can't.
1:00:25
Do that sort for this is
1:00:27
this yeah I does not have
1:00:29
a hard and yeah man fuck
1:00:31
you had a heart attack that
1:00:33
so high on. You. Keep
1:00:35
your helping hand Any only embers
1:00:37
out of the goals Maker Athletic
1:00:40
Stack. And. Com when I say
1:00:42
or will you better believe I will.
1:00:45
And. That would be. That.
1:00:48
On. Very
1:00:51
badly off. That's fun believable. He started
1:00:53
clever out of the goals and they
1:00:55
know what are your cell affairs. Know
1:00:59
your your wouldn't personally crystallize hand now.
1:01:01
slips off the into the gods you
1:01:03
fall backwards from. The cult leader is
1:01:06
like. A Ban. Aren't
1:01:08
Mm says he leads the evil he
1:01:10
bleeds down and all that at him
1:01:12
to snipe. It's. Just.
1:01:15
And decide that gets out time.
1:01:17
Okay, fine yes. buying time help?
1:01:19
yeah, semi out that. That's great.
1:01:22
Are one of the cultists behind him
1:01:25
says for who prepared to climb out
1:01:27
of the goal spoke to. Limit.
1:01:32
That guy's fault. Well
1:01:34
creams moots. Ah,
1:01:37
The. Cult leader Ah ignited
1:01:39
towards. Now that things
1:01:42
are not lit up by
1:01:44
the the red heart so
1:01:46
much anymore and says solemn
1:01:48
he lord. Mrs
1:01:50
to have audience with you. Okay,
1:01:54
Again man, sorry about how that. Went.
1:01:57
Attitude. Of. Ah,
1:02:00
And he leads you to the
1:02:02
ah Now or a sport house
1:02:04
and gestures you and city. Yeah.
1:02:07
Then. Yeah. I'm.
1:02:10
Okay, You pass beneath
1:02:12
the Port call Us and traveled
1:02:14
down a. Narrow tunnel.
1:02:17
Ah ends of the noise of the
1:02:20
chamber behind you that slowly pay the
1:02:22
or the cultists trying to lift some
1:02:24
rebel off of their friends. I
1:02:27
year one say oh no is
1:02:29
pretty good. Encroachment on and you
1:02:31
step out into a chamber that
1:02:33
is as cold and quiet as
1:02:35
a crypt. Ah and that that's
1:02:38
because in a lot of ways
1:02:40
it is a huge. You step
1:02:42
into this chamber and the floor
1:02:44
below you fields hard and hollow.
1:02:46
You You recognize that that feeling
1:02:48
from a spinal bridge you you
1:02:50
crossed earlier. You're standing on a
1:02:53
bones but it is so vast
1:02:55
that it takes your second. To
1:02:57
sort of recognize it as any
1:02:59
kind of anatomical features. Ah, you're
1:03:01
standing on the sin of a
1:03:03
jaw bone. Attached to
1:03:05
a skull the size of
1:03:08
a football field. Ah, like
1:03:10
the bridge. Ah, the
1:03:12
skeleton that this skull belongs to
1:03:14
is in and supine position, staring
1:03:16
up at the ceiling. Ah of
1:03:18
this chamber in a sort of
1:03:21
paint rictus. Ah, there is a
1:03:23
single source of light. Illuminating
1:03:25
this chamber. Ah, Passing
1:03:27
the features of this call in
1:03:29
and dramatic shadows ah this light
1:03:32
sources in the distance over the
1:03:34
teeth. ah and beyond the sort
1:03:36
of nasal cavities ah up up
1:03:38
toward where you assume the the
1:03:40
eyes to be. And.
1:03:44
In. The distance you hear the port call a
1:03:46
slam shut behind you. You have been left
1:03:48
alone in here. Ah,
1:03:54
Hello! I
1:03:56
tried. I tried over the poorhouse. Ah,
1:04:00
Make a string. Check. The.
1:04:04
Nine plus three. I. Know
1:04:06
it is. It is enormous. It is
1:04:08
far far too heavy for any human
1:04:10
too. Well I'm other ideas and geico
1:04:13
hey man a by here as come
1:04:15
forward. Step
1:04:17
in a the lights. A
1:04:20
guy. At
1:04:23
the I do that. And that. The
1:04:25
Us and. You all. Approach
1:04:28
the light source. Ah clambering over
1:04:31
the teeth bones which is have
1:04:33
the gum look our stomachs Now
1:04:35
you're not going into this big
1:04:38
mouth of this this scholars basically
1:04:40
forming the floor. ah in this
1:04:42
in this chamber. Ah anything prasad
1:04:45
If you were to go sliding
1:04:47
off there is just. Need.
1:04:49
Just endless darkness below you cannot
1:04:51
see where where the bottom of
1:04:53
the same breasts to your traversing
1:04:55
the skull on it is a
1:04:58
somewhat. Difficult getting
1:05:00
over the mouth area due to
1:05:02
the skeletons slight overbite mom. you
1:05:04
navigate sort of over that and
1:05:07
around the nose whole and eventually
1:05:09
sort of shuffle towards the top
1:05:12
of ah of this call, ensuring
1:05:14
that you don't slide down the
1:05:16
rounded frontal bone and fallen to
1:05:19
the this below. And ah as
1:05:21
you reach that place ah, the
1:05:23
light source revealed itself. Health.
1:05:27
And several inches of a
1:05:30
pristine silver sword. Is.
1:05:32
Buried. In the skull
1:05:35
ah several feet beyond the
1:05:37
brow line on the hilt
1:05:39
is adorned with several large
1:05:42
shining ruby's ah a new
1:05:44
can see the blade is
1:05:47
etched with these or neat
1:05:49
Celtic knots. Room.
1:05:53
Yes, these routes are, but these are
1:05:55
actually important rooms and always have a
1:05:57
lot of fun with runes here today.
1:06:00
I'm make a history check.
1:06:03
What okay to abduct griffin? Can.
1:06:06
Much as gases ask our.
1:06:08
Last, like Ira
1:06:10
wise. With. Partial lot about
1:06:13
a big sign a sword. Why?
1:06:15
I don't think I mean I make a house
1:06:17
aide said not cool man with. Flowers
1:06:21
You violated of free cigarettes.
1:06:27
A guide, No job. That's the it is
1:06:29
ever. Gonna
1:06:33
talk about the circle The wagons A yeah
1:06:35
cast stress is is as bravo is that
1:06:37
that that's the end of it. Will try
1:06:39
to get a free service like a didn't
1:06:42
know what I mean We need to type
1:06:44
on your hold on. As. Are
1:06:46
you feel? Stand
1:06:53
in the presence. And you
1:06:55
didn't work this out your some. Of
1:06:57
the month. It
1:07:02
was a group of I drove the
1:07:04
all it's I felt Muslim I'd rather
1:07:06
out as if I wanted as critical
1:07:09
thinking it's free things from. For
1:07:13
as I did I can see it the
1:07:15
right have little guy I could see I
1:07:17
know about what moments pass, know I could
1:07:19
see a moment is how and and know
1:07:21
where your abode. I will be on the
1:07:23
go. I'd known I'm. Maximum
1:08:51
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