Yawn another D grade Episode. Thank you to Sally the Schnauser-Labradoodle cross who is my one and only listener - though I can't be sure you listen just because you accidentally tread on your owner's keyboard. If I receive fan mail with a dog

Ep 47. A 6 Poem Extravaganza! Features: Fly The Nest/Finally Finalised/Remembering The Bar/Absolutely Positively Contrarian St/The Nouveauricians/Dead Men Don't lie + NARRATIONS!!

Dec 6th, 2022 26m 24s

A new fresh cart of Horse Dung has arrived.....and lo & behold while I was a shovelin' the shite on me turnips, some poems fell out. So I read the poems & they ended up on the Net. Sorry to all my 1 listeners out there! This episode is also av

Ep. 46 "The Lucid Dream Of Marcel Smithski - Just Another Walter Mitty Of The South Seas" (A Short Story)

Oct 24th, 2022 30m 32s

Oh no - not another Episode! Oh well at least it's better than a kick in the pants! If only slightly! In this episode I read the story of Marcel Smithski - a resident of St Kilda Beach a seaside suburb of Melbourne Australia. He is a book lovin

Ep. 45 The Earthly Plague of Mediocretus

Sep 24th, 2022 8m 47s

This is the True Story Of Those Many Locations Of Spiritual Darkness. The Small Towns In Spirit That Congeal In Too Many Places Throughout The Cosmos. You may recognise this story on a personal level. Yes, Evil Exists In this World & The Your

Ep.44 "Women are Warlords On Ice (Just Waiting For A Big Thaw)" & "Saint Joe the Neurotypical" (Two Poems)

Sep 20th, 2022 15m 35s

Another Crrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrap episode! Save your rotten vegetables up for this one! Throw 'em at the screen! We have two Poems: "Woman Are Warlords.." and "Saint Joe the Neurotypical". Please feel free to print this episode out & exchange fo

Ep. 43 The Fabricator Vs The Engineer Vs The Physicist.

Aug 21st, 2022 5m 23s

Oh no, another poem - but as Windsor Davies once said to Gloria "Oh Dear How Sad - Never Mind". This is only 5 Mins Long so much like a Ramones song - if you don't like it will be over soon - and you can go back to your favourite pastime - the

Ep 42. "Analog Ernie Finally Goes Digital" (A Poem)

Jul 14th, 2022 3m 2s

I'm back to ruin you day again! Oh well at least my poetry is better than a slap in the face with a dry bus ticket - I say 'dry bus ticket' because of course, a 'slap with a wet bus ticket' I cannot possibly compete with, especially on my limit

Ep. 41. “Marcel Atkins – The 22nd Century’s Rogue Brain Chip Hacker” Pt7 (A Sci-Fi Dystopian Novella)

May 22nd, 2022 13m 7s

Oh No! Another Episode! Batten down your hatches ! Wait why are you living in a Submarine! You should be living in a U-Boat - it's far more deadly and multi use! Get one off your local German, they have plenty! In this episode Marcel Atkins th

Ep. 40. 3 Poems ” A Confusing Day”/”Feminine Cycles”/”CAN You Do It Dr?”

May 21st, 2022 10m 42s

This Episode is a waste of your time, if foolishly you listen to it you will be saying in 10 minutes time "I'll never get those 10 minutes back". But if you are a masochist, you will LOVE this episode....you can listen to it and hate yourself f

Ep. 39. “The Unseen Seeds of Creation” (A Short Story by M.A. Smith)

Apr 14th, 2022 19m 7s

If you hate yourself very, very much - you will love this episode. But first prepare properly! Smear peanut butter & jelly on yourself first, then jump into an eiderdown. For the moment, you can now press play on your device. After the episode

Ep. 38. 4 New Poems “Zen & the Art of Not Making Nukes”/”Claptrap The Monkey”/”Modern Woman”/ “Soldier Shares in WW3” Plus extended Intro

Mar 12th, 2022 28m 30s

I've been productive and have been writing many new thoughts to annoy you with. So enjoy the misery and tune in! The Poems are: “Zen & the Art of Not Making Nukes”/”Claptrap The Monkey”/”Modern Woman”/ “Soldier Shares in WW3”. I also have a go

Ep. 37 Three Dystopian Sci-Fi Poems – “Future’s Friend” “A Holiday in Goolagaticus” “The Wind of Nations”

Feb 4th, 2022 11m 34s

These are 3 poems that are of a similar theme - "Will The World Blow Up in 60 nano Seconds". Hopefully it won't and you will have time to enjoy this ridiculousness that hopefully at least increases my ability to write, and perhaps adds a few wo

Ep. 36 The War of “23-“39" / "How I Escaped my UNiT in the UnCity" (1 Poem /1 Short Story)

Jan 6th, 2022 17m 30s

Oh no...I'm back. Sorry You can't hide, this episode is being used by the World Totalitarian Govts as torture, so you spill those beans you've been hiding. In this episode I read The War of “23-“39 / How I Escaped my UNiT in the UnCity (1 Poem

Ep. 35 Podcast Episode: “Big Mal Evans – The Beatles Runaround” (A Original Poem with an Intro)

Dec 13th, 2021 13m 15s

Here is a Poem about Mal Evans! Big Mal was a lovely guy who through some twist of fate ended up in the whirlwind that was the Beatles recording and preforming years. Did he survive those years? Is he still Alive? Is he long gone? Did he say t

Ep. 34 “Boomer’s Lake” A Short Story/Speech/Poem about the oldies that destroy.

Nov 21st, 2021 17m 24s

This episode is about Bad Boomers and how they will meet their inevitable downfall. If you are not a mean Boomer you should definitely listen to this. And if you are a mean Boomer.....well, stop being so fricken destructive ya Nimrod! - and thu

Ep. 33 “The Seagull at The Window Pane”/‘To Ypres 1915, From 2021’ – Two new poems + intro

Oct 23rd, 2021 7m 40s

Two short Poems “The Seagull at The Window Paine”/‘To Ypres 1915, From 2021’ and a special introduction which talks of the double problem problem of citizens not having an appreciation of history and being a-political. Note the podcast has been

Ep. 32 "Hey You, Get Offa My Leaf Cloud" - A Short Poem by M.A.Smith

Sep 12th, 2021 4m 51s

A Poem about not just putting caution to the wind, but putting your bike in it with yourself on the seat. Enjoy! This episode is also available as a blog post: https://martinantonsmithart.wordpress.com/2021/09/12/thats-a-biken-ride/Donate vi

Ep. 31 My 2 New Poems – “Somewhere's Nowhere” & “Sugar low Cat” + Extended Introduction

Aug 21st, 2021 10m 51s

In This Episode I read two new Poems “Somewhere's Nowhere” & “Sugar low Cat”. I wrote these in lightning speed after consuming a full days coverage of the unfolding terrible real life drama of the US withdrawal from Kabul in Afghanistan. I thin

Ep. 30 “Adventures at Doctors Point in Winter” (A Poem by M.A.Smith)

Jul 31st, 2021 9m 2s

This is a Poem I wrote today. It is kind of a sequel to a prior poem "Adventures At Doctor's Point In Summer" (which was also featured on a prior podcast). This poem was written in only a couple of hours and features some of my philosophical th

Ep. 29 Special Episode: I Blindly Point at Stuff in My Messy Room and Freely Word Associate....e.g. "Stinky Undies by my Chair Warn off Evil Spirits"

Jul 22nd, 2021 17m 57s

Ok Ok I was bored and slightly blue due to the bad winter weather here in NZ so I wanted to create a fun meaningless episode. This was good as I am now feeling a lot better. So Enjoy this whimsical episode.....if you dare ....if you are a time

Ep. 28 “Marcel Atkins – The 22nd Century’s Rogue Brain Chip Hacker” Pt6

Jul 6th, 2021 38m 55s

In this episode our hero Marcel remembers the conditions that gave rise to the alien takeover of 2051 - "The StarPeople reconfiguration". He remembers a time of snobby elitism whereby the people were slowly turned from the happily prosperous to

Ep. 27 "The Proud Cats At The P*U*C*C Finally Put Their Paws Down"- A Short Story

Jun 25th, 2021 24m 30s

'Squeaky' is a very smart cat, who loves the fine things in life. His unwitting owner gets embroiled into an adventure whereby his cat and his new intellectual friends at the PUBLIC UTILITARIANISM CATS CLUB - (P.U.C.C) seem to have got the bett

Ep. 26 "Marcel Atkins The 22nd Centurie’s Rogue Brain Chip Hacker" (A Sci Fi Novella) Pt 5

Jun 13th, 2021 17m 5s

In this Episode our hero - Marcel Atkins gets serious about moving the Revolution to fruition. He outlines his 7 Prime Directives or his "7 For Re-War" these are the battleplans which will win the war vs 'Aurora' the evil AI societal-governing

Ep. 25 “It Is Written, It is Rotten” (a short story)

Jun 7th, 2021 14m 15s

In this episode I read a sort Story called “It Is Written, It is Rotten”. This is a story about how we came to be, why it's all gone wrong and what will happen in the future. After listening I trust you will never ever want to write an essay, a

Ep. 24 “Revelations Thoughts” (Short Poem with extended intro)

May 30th, 2021 8m 55s

In this Episode I read a Poem which is simply a few thoughts on the Book of Revelations - the final book of the Christian Bible which outlines the destruction of the earth, the rise of a satanic ruler, cataclysmic events and a rebirth from the