In Abominable (2006), a girl gang on a bachelorette party weekend must contend with a voyeuristic creep in the house up the hill. Also, a sasquatch wants to eat them. Nbd.

The Last Dinosaur

Mar 27th, 2024 1h 21m

In The Last Dinosaur (1977), an asshole billionaire named Thrust leads a team of people of varying competence on a quest to find a tyrannosaur living in the North Pole. He's definitely not there to hunt it. Promise.

Jaws

Mar 20th, 2024 1h 57m

Steven Spielberg's Jaws (1975) is a masterpiece that defined not only the creature feature genre, but filmmaking through the last fifty years. I don't have anything snarky to say; this movie slaps.

Zombeavers

Feb 29th, 2024 1h 6m

Zombeavers (2014) is the kind of film you see once in a generation, a masterpiece that transcends the genre and rivals the works of Kubrick, Kurosawa, or good Spielberg. Picture attractive young women and their dipshit boyfriends beset by a hor

The Cabin in the Woods

Feb 22nd, 2024 1h 32m

The Cabin in the Woods (2011) is a brilliant and hilarious deconstruction of the horror genre. Five college students try to survive a zombie assault in a remote cabin--but not all is as it seems. We love this one.

Bait

Feb 14th, 2024 1h 10m

Bait aka Bait 3D (2012) follows the plight of two great white sharks trapped inside a grocery store in the aftermath of a tsunami. The two big fish must contend with hostile locals in an increasingly desperate bid for survival. Also, there are

Godzilla Minus One

Jan 11th, 2024 1h 23m

Our first bonus episode! A month back, special guest/musical genius Jason joined Ethan to see Godzilla Minus One (2023) in the theatre, like the fancy gentlemen that we are. Honestly, we loved it. Join us for a discussion of what may well be th

Anna and the Apocalypse

Dec 20th, 2023 1h 4m

In our first zombie movie, Anna and the Apocalypse (2017), our titular character and her friends must fend off a swarm of Christmastime zombies with the power of song. It's Britain, so like, they don't just all have guns, like Americans would.

Krampus

Dec 6th, 2023 1h

Krampus (2015) sees our heroes confront the greatest foe of all: family. Also, a goatman Anti-Santa of German legend. Will these unfortunates band together to fend off Krampus's retinue of holiday horrors?

A Quiet Place

Nov 29th, 2023 1h 21m

In A Quiet Place (2018), two negligent parents kind of sort of try to keep their children alive in the midst of a monster apocalypse. Ethan loves this movie, but Mom is a hater. Plus: Ethan endorses nuclear weapons!

Godzilla, King of the Monsters!

Nov 22nd, 2023 55m 5s

Godzilla, King of the Monsters! (1956) is the recut, redubbed, overall Americanized version of the original Japanese Gojira we covered last week. Look how they massacred my boy! We discuss what this version gets right, what it's missing, and ho

Gojira

Nov 15th, 2023 1h 34m

The original Japanese Gojira (1954) is a sad movie. Godzilla's first outing, directed by Honda Ishirō, sees the giant kaiju at his most wrathful, an avatar of war punishing humanity for unleashing nuclear weapons upon the world. Despite how cam

Anaconda

Nov 8th, 2023 1h

Anaconda (1997) features Jon Voight's strangest performance. Like, I haven't seen all his movies, but this has got to be the weirdest. I dunno, fight me. Anyway, Jennifer Lopez, Ice Cube, Owen Wilson, and podcast favorite Kari Wuhrer go up-rive

Jaws: The Revenge

Nov 1st, 2023 1h 1m

In what is nearly but not quite the nadir of the series, 1987's Jaws: The Revenge (aka Jaws IV) sees an unlikely cast of talented actors face off against the second great white to declare la vendetta against the Brody family. Will Ellen Brody,

Eight Legged Freaks

Sep 27th, 2023 46m 31s

We confront our fears with Eight Legged Freaks (2002), in which giant spiders run amok through a small Arizona town. Starring a young Scarlett Johansson, Kari Wuhrer, and the ghost of David Arquette's career, we once again see plucky weirdos a

The Blob (1988)

Sep 19th, 2023 1h 19m

A US government experiment with a hunger for flesh runs amok in a small town in the 1988 remake of The Blob. Will the townsfolk make the tragic mistake of trusting shady authority figures, or will they be saved by local activism and self-organi

Reign of Fire

Sep 13th, 2023 1h 10m

Matthew McConaughey's arms fight every dragon in the world in Reign of Fire (2002). In another movie that's Actually Good, survivors of a dragon apocalypse must contend with their ash-eating oppressors. Will dragonkind's magnificently stupid br

Komodo

Sep 6th, 2023 1h 28m

In Komodo (1999), we see yet another chapter in the endless battle between nature and evil oil companies. Unfortunately, a traumatized and profoundly annoying boy is stuck in the middle of it all. Plus: we delve into the darkness lurking in Mom

Them!

Aug 30th, 2023 1h 11m

In Them! (1954), hardworking sugar merchants face ants of unusual size. Spawned by humankind's nuclear folly, these ants will stop at nothing to propagate their species and ensure that insect civilization, not human, dominates this world now an

The Thing

Aug 16th, 2023 1h 25m

Did you eat your oatmeal? In John Carpenter's The Thing (1982), Kurt Russell, Keith David, and the immortal Wilford Brimley face a monster from space that eats to live and lives to eat. Will an arsenal of military surplus be sufficient to defen

The Thing from Another World

Aug 8th, 2023 1h 11m

In The Thing from Another World (1951), it's science vs. the military vs. an alien vegetable! Scientists and airmen at a remote North Pole outpost must contend for their lives with a murderous, intelligent carrot (and also, radiation).

Attack the Block

Aug 2nd, 2023 57m 31s

Attack the Block (2011) takes us back to London, this time with aliens. When police fail to react to an alien invasion, a group of neighbors band together to provide effective community defense. Will they prevail against the imperialist alien i

Twister

Jul 26th, 2023 1h 8m

Twister (1996) dares to ask the real questions. Are tornadoes people? Are they really after Jo? Or do our protagonists' struggles spring from an adrenaline-fueled, narcissistic fantasy that sees them as the main characters in a drama of their o

The Birds

Jul 19th, 2023 1h 35m

The Birds (1963) is one of Hitchcock's masterpieces. Ostensibly, this movie is about birds running amok. We know better, though, don't we, dear? Also: trust ye not the prophecies of drunkards.

Sabretooth

Jul 12th, 2023 1h 8m

Sabretooth (2002) is actually pretty bad. In our first SyFy original, we're introduced to tiger vision as a lab test subject flees its captors. Desperately trying to survive in the wild, our saber-tooth responds by eating the only food at hand: