0:00

While. You.

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Were listening to the glass cannon that

0:04

work the for me a source for

0:06

role playing game entertainment. Last

0:11

week on the Glass Cannon

0:14

podcast said. Where. The

0:16

key I'll take. That as you

0:18

start to put around your neck it is

0:20

here. So brazen. you. There

0:23

is also a Sunday and hedgehog and

0:25

a cage. What is your name friend

0:27

on I've edu that age. You know

0:29

anything about getting out of the finance

0:32

Ss a difficult thing. There really is

0:34

no way out specced not to be

0:36

outside for too long to creatures turbo

0:38

creatures if you are well and truly

0:41

spite. If you're hoping to get outta

0:43

here Zephyr you notice that the key

0:45

now that's on your neck. It's like

0:47

through floating off your chest and like

0:50

tugging you. Actually, look

0:52

sad the key and that's a

0:54

guide her. For we have

0:56

to put our faith in it.

0:58

So you leave the confines of

1:00

can you post court you arrive.

1:03

seven arches. Me

1:05

at least it looks identical

1:07

to what you remember. many

1:09

certainly weren't in a forest

1:11

like this. He and as

1:14

you draw near the largest

1:16

arch starts to hum and

1:18

the archway itself starts to

1:20

crackled. Think

1:23

he can leave? One

1:26

Two Three and

1:29

through. Upon

1:32

passing through, humid air

1:34

just slaps you in

1:37

the face like hot

1:39

towel. Surrounding you is

1:41

just verdant jungle. Four

1:43

inches. Weeks

1:46

out. The

1:49

venture to. Say. Though.

2:33

I'm Hamas and a glass cannon fodder for

2:36

nothing. We will say the next turn this

2:38

will be as funny as the last ten

2:40

minutes. Of us for

2:42

hims a real shame I were recorded

2:44

we weren't record, it was all over

2:46

the place as really was and went

2:48

from karaoke tunes to pretending to be

2:50

a dead body to bring seamers, lot,

2:52

bruce or revised in we we kind

2:54

of who are why I have no

2:56

desire. To

2:59

before the results are truly are

3:02

one for the books. Comments: Insists

3:04

there is. No

3:06

one will ever know what it was. Only

3:08

one I created as a little rehab recreate

3:11

with every now and forth we shouldn't recreated,

3:13

we should talk about it Reached do a

3:15

commentary on the other, a director's cut commentary

3:17

on what happened so he got around. you

3:19

were like we're talking bar go to karaoke

3:21

own songs Kate Kate it's it Off with

3:24

a grew the great with the great kick

3:26

off of asking of thing where. You I

3:28

was like ever have a bushy tailed the seventies? you don't

3:30

I don't want to hang out with you. As.

3:32

If you don't, you don't think ahead. You know how to like.

3:34

Played. A the crowd of i Want to hang Out

3:36

years sing something that's Not gonna. Go. With

3:39

divide. Whatever. Very

3:41

opinionated, Metics. It

3:43

off and him as he was like oh

3:45

my go to is is a came upon

3:47

it was during the World by Three Dog

3:49

Night Breath and thunder about responses to which

3:52

Sydney replies and correct me if I'm wrong

3:54

quote Take Me Home Helper The Road My.

3:59

Eyelids. Perry infers as

4:01

Revisionists has silent. Or

4:04

am I saw my job and. I

4:06

was studying my notes. I had one

4:08

headphone in one had found out. He

4:10

couldn't. Have

4:12

known as a solar eclipse. My

4:15

peripheral I heard. What? I

4:17

thought was. Country around and

4:19

around the house. eyes and

4:22

ears. What happened in real

4:24

commentary doesn't work. Real. User

4:27

must simply because as you said brown rice

4:29

demotic. The said agree I. Agree

4:32

on what an hour said. Sunder.

4:34

Road. And I turned

4:37

the second what I do such as an

4:39

answering I didn't say for my business bring

4:41

see I just know that on a road

4:43

that. I turned and I said. Take. Me

4:45

home and then immediately everyone turned

4:47

on me like like saw the

4:50

same. Right for one. Point.

4:52

He has learned things and the stadium

4:55

and he started playing Bruce Springsteen. Was

4:57

more sitting and I was about was nothing.

4:59

that was the most exciting part of Missouri

5:01

that I. Do. Or not. I

5:03

played the song for Sydney and see her heart

5:05

was made. Sure it was angry.

5:07

the were making fun. I see took it out

5:10

on Bruce Springsteen that's used to see. What did

5:12

you say that honors. I've seen guys as

5:14

a song is used for torture when out

5:16

a sociopath lawsuit a room and place. I

5:18

repeat that. I also. Knew

5:21

and lot of the orange peel. By and I

5:23

said so. White New Jersey has a highway rest are

5:26

named after him. Who cares? and I take that one

5:28

back. That one was to hurt you Matthew and. I'm

5:30

sorry. At a

5:32

certain point for she was like is it's

5:34

of a stranger and feather duster Love was like

5:36

i don't think you're and as. As

5:40

it's institute like know what are make front of them.

5:45

Nobody. Wants to make that up to? the funny

5:47

part was where you are like reserves the

5:49

run song where the song worry run the

5:51

ruins of that want that born to run

5:53

into me wonder like that songs good and

5:56

what i hear in my head is to

5:58

sound exactly is suffering And

6:01

then I just started making up a Bruce Springsteen song about

6:03

what I'm going to do after the recording. And

6:06

Joe was like, that sounds exactly right.

6:08

You were singing Born to Run. I

6:12

was just not going to leave this recording, go

6:14

get a bottle of wine. Same

6:16

joke for three minutes and I laughed a little bit.

6:19

I drink some wine while I sit at home. I

6:22

gave my kids a bath and wondered

6:24

that wine. And the

6:26

whole time, like, why is CJ not

6:28

recording? It then

6:30

took a turn. What was the dark turn? I

6:33

don't remember. Well, then

6:35

we did our sleigh and we always get 30 seconds of

6:37

room tone. We all

6:39

be quiet for 30 seconds. And a bunch

6:42

of you hold your breath during that. Which is crazy. You

6:45

go like this. He goes like this. We're

6:48

just scared of making a noise, like driving past the

6:50

cemetery. That makes sense. I

6:55

just breathe normally. Everybody

6:58

has to be so loud during the quiet time. It's

7:01

insane. You could just do this. I'm just more

7:03

aware of my breathing during that time when we're

7:05

off silent. I

7:07

usually pick someone. Am I

7:09

breathing too loud? I'm going to send me or

7:11

Joe. Kate tries to make other

7:13

people laugh and ruin the quiet. And for reasons

7:15

that may be Byzantine at this point, we then

7:18

got into a discussion of how you play a dead body when you're acting. Right.

7:22

Like when you hold your breath. You

7:24

don't want to. You don't. Every

7:26

time somebody is a dead body and up close, like law and order or

7:28

something, I do this. I don't

7:30

know if everybody does this, but I'm like, they're breathing. Yeah.

7:32

You try to get them right there. Well, they cut away

7:34

right before they need a breath. They

7:36

do. Yeah. But there's a

7:38

way to do it. I don't think that guy's actually

7:40

dead. I stand up. I think they

7:42

need to reinvestigate the murder of this guy. Heck

7:45

of a game. He's faking it. He's faking it. Yeah.

7:49

The coroner is a real hack. I want to see

7:51

the director that is ready to really take things to the next level And

7:54

use real dead bodies or kill the actor. Yeah. Yeah.

7:56

And then like that, very similar to it. I think

7:58

we'll take. Cinema

8:00

to the next battle. New era of cinema.

8:02

You know when you the oscar this yeah

8:04

a lot dug for. honestly say you should

8:06

win best actor but you'd have to get

8:08

it for Smith Or as I once said

8:10

to a client on the phone posthumously set

8:12

for specific is I didn't know how it

8:14

was pronounced misrepresent you use that word. I

8:16

would never use that word on C or

8:18

that I was on. I thought that I

8:21

was pronounced theorized physicists many years ago, you

8:23

know, Muslim Yeah and he was like. A.

8:25

Pass. On

8:27

as I was. Glad You man that. I

8:30

think. Personally am I had as like to have

8:32

passed since. A guy with a semi

8:34

for me that the. Archipelago.

8:38

I. Was I Am I ready for many years

8:40

and are so Lago Harper Archipelago for driving

8:42

under Isis Old High School and Archipelago. Of

8:48

good seven us. Are. Bio Pic

8:50

I always. I still want to say by api

8:53

I think everyone else has mispronouncing there. Was the

8:55

one I said in a a a

8:57

day which was a presence and I

8:59

said please I. Read. On Air

9:02

which see as edition online to me

9:04

with through some not i need a

9:06

spirit three so confident others assist Assist

9:08

Assist Classic Class in a I put

9:10

up. Yet our the

9:12

us is is not speak if you don't know which are gonna

9:14

said via. For

9:17

the so none of us, this is. What

9:19

other nervous with see. This

9:23

gives you. On

9:25

the assistance. For

9:28

this is shows you're like we have to just

9:30

let the cameras roll and see what happens because

9:32

they should be on all the time. Mail them

9:34

is now. Everyone's gonna think I'm stupid

9:36

more often than they already do.

9:38

I don't think that's possible a lot. Of

9:46

attacks we started we relied on

9:48

out i'll come on, that's not

9:50

what I'm saying. a sweater and

9:52

we're like okay of the need

9:54

for ten that Rothmans. A Sydney right

9:56

now. Oh yeah always the other things

9:59

like is it. Gotta. Act

10:01

like references Sydney yeah and else was

10:03

purple to play pretense that Cyprus as.

10:06

A cell mean we have lot of

10:09

fun. Radical, We like to giggle. You

10:11

know One of my original concepts for

10:13

this show was that ah, I was

10:15

gonna just let the cameras roll beforehand

10:17

both audio and visual but then just

10:19

use the audio during the opening credits.

10:22

In the show starts in the starts

10:24

of up for episode one of the

10:26

series that how I've had that all

10:28

recorded decided not to do it or.

10:30

Does Suzanne Francisco or like I told them don't

10:32

want a Bunny know but start recording ten minutes

10:35

before the oh my God the and it's it's

10:37

great that first episode the like as were bullshit

10:39

and beforehand I was going to have that's where

10:41

we are so into Woody Allen movie like it's

10:43

Black and White credit and you just hear our

10:45

a Soccer Universal the Our Dogs Or Dockers commercial

10:47

what We're talking about I'd here and we're just

10:49

goofing off like a ready to a gym for

10:51

it. you know we do and little bit like

10:53

they had to sit known each other and it's

10:56

funny stuff it's not the sounds like Iowa do

10:58

this for every up to them with him. And.

11:00

He was No One was Cj in

11:03

Francis? I feel betrayed. Yes, I

11:06

have plenty of us at lunch, a sign of. The.

11:08

Signed an oath to decide an

11:10

oath. Anyways,

11:14

we're gonna play some Pathfinder and

11:16

we're going to record. All

11:18

of it's. Every

11:26

year about this time days right

11:28

At this time I start getting

11:31

anxiety about Mother's Day. It's Ah

11:33

A. drives me crazy because I

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want to get my mom and

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11:39

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11:42

deeply I appreciate everything they have

11:44

done and continue to do for

11:46

me and I. Just as you

11:48

know, I'm not very creative Emma

11:51

so I feel like I fall

11:53

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then Aura Frames truly pushed it over the

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12:29

it's on my wife's phone as well. When we

12:31

give my mom the frame, it'll already be loaded

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with like 50 or 60 top-notch

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pictures of her grandkids from the

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last year or so. And

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then because it's connected through the

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app, all through this summer, we

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can just update the collections from

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our phone in Jersey and my

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13:45

is all happening beforehand. But please make sure you join

13:47

us the rest of the year on tour. It is

13:49

so much fun if you've never seen us live or

13:51

if you're new to us. It doesn't matter if you

13:53

know the story or not. We have so much fun

13:56

and we also have a lot of fun with our

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Oh, that's nice. Let's do that

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for everyone. I twisted that around.

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We have, of course, Foundry VTT,

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Obviously. But yeah, I

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mean, don't forget the sounds too. Sounds are great.

14:22

I've used them in this show. Usually

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we're only using licensed stuff, but their stuff

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is so good that you can just

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use it in other production stuff. So

14:33

it was great. And of course, Norse

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Foundry. Skid, for all your random number

14:37

generating needs. Generating. Can I take that

14:39

again? One more time. One more time.

14:42

No, I'm too nervous. You

14:45

see Joe with a cute card. All

14:47

right. It's probably for the best. You

14:49

know what's so cool about Foundry is

14:51

that, I'm talking about Foundry VTT, the

14:53

maps for Gatewalkers, because they have this

14:55

exclusive pack, they're all redone. These are

14:57

not the like in the book maps.

15:00

The foundryized version that the

15:02

community has made with this pack. And they're just astounding.

15:04

And you go, oh, you're about to see them really

15:06

take flight. When this is all said and done, just

15:08

like we did with Giantslayer, you should buy the books

15:10

and see the difference. You know what's really immersive

15:12

about the Foundry VTT, at least in

15:14

the stump that I noticed? What's that?

15:16

You can't not walk through a door.

15:19

You have to always walk through

15:22

a door. Yeah. That's true in real life as well.

15:24

Yeah. And it keeps you, reminds you, like, I got

15:26

to go this way. Yeah. I can't just magically teleport

15:28

over here. You can.

15:31

But yeah, we have our limits. Well,

15:33

you're out of the stump. And you

15:35

are into the jungle. Oh, my god.

15:37

Where is anybody? Where

15:40

are we? When are we?

15:44

Last week, you were just finishing

15:46

up the brutal fight with Kniepo

15:48

the Slim. And things

15:51

take a weird turn when you

15:53

meet a little hedgehog named Hubert

15:55

Hedge, who was captured by

15:57

Kniepo After aimlessly wandering.

16:00

Into the stop you find out from Hubert.

16:02

Hubert is a a native of the first

16:04

world and the the Finland are horrible place

16:06

and ah he has no friends except Iraq

16:09

name Susan and I certainly says entire family

16:11

has died and he just thinks it would

16:13

be best for you to just stay in

16:15

live in the tree forever will start of

16:18

the society. He intimated that there would be

16:20

some sexual relations and wasn't quite sure of

16:22

it was between him and what have you

16:24

or if he was encouraging all of you

16:27

to have sex for the other day you

16:29

decided we needed. To get outta here you

16:31

take off of the body of can he

16:33

put the slim. The. Shade with

16:35

the Keys is t that thousands of

16:38

years ago they found on the body

16:40

of someone who. Could. Be gone

16:42

into the first world, snuck into the First

16:44

world. Found. That use that

16:47

to enter the material plane. And then

16:49

when Knievel was trapped back in this stumped

16:51

by the else so long ago, they took

16:53

that t back. Yada. Yada

16:55

Yada eventually gets in the hands of

16:58

the oak stewards and then when can

17:00

be Both finds all along uses Poland

17:02

still that keep back you take that

17:05

t. Off. Of can April.

17:07

First. Roll off First Full team

17:09

roll off of Gay Waters. Ah

17:12

Zephyr! when set. Set. For puts

17:14

it on. As he does so,

17:16

seizures, voices. Others

17:19

from last. And.

17:21

The key. Starts levitating and drawing you

17:24

all throughout the stumps to the

17:26

exits, glowing intensively more green as

17:28

it does so it's leading you

17:31

somewhere. So when you finally decide

17:33

to leave the stumps use followed

17:35

this key is it tugs and

17:38

pulls you into this dark basalt

17:40

forest. You. Walk in

17:42

with Ramius pops up some light. It

17:44

does what it can to. We spring

17:47

things up to a dim light. And.

17:49

Eventually reach a clearing. That.

17:51

Looks identical. To.

17:53

Seven artists are real. Seven. Identical

17:57

except. It wasn't in the middle of

17:59

this like. forest was in the wildwood,

18:02

but the sight of the arches

18:04

itself looks identical. And

18:06

as you draw nearer to it, as

18:09

Zephyr draws nearer to it, the key

18:11

gets more intensively pulled, glows more green,

18:13

and then the largest arch crackles

18:16

and hums with electricity and

18:18

grows green as well. You

18:21

all grab hands, step

18:24

through, and

18:26

find yourself in the middle of a hot,

18:28

humid jungle. The

18:31

portal winks out. And that

18:33

is where we pick up today. Let's

18:35

go to Foundry VD2.

18:38

Oh my god! Oh!

18:41

Oh! Oh!

18:43

Oh! What? Listen!

18:46

What? What was that sound?

18:48

I think we're on Castroville. Why? I'm a

18:50

starfinder and this looks familiar. Oh, so you're

18:52

cheating! What? You're cheating!

18:55

I feel like this looks like the

18:57

map, one of the maps. I will say, as soon

18:59

as there's sessions... You think they

19:01

stole a map from a dead son? No, I think we're

19:03

on Castroville. The map budget was low

19:05

for a good walk. As soon as we finished

19:08

last week's session, we immediately, I like turned to

19:10

skid and I was like, Castroville is like the

19:12

elf. Like, where the elves are from? He's like,

19:14

yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm like, man, I was thinking,

19:16

Mawangi Expanse, when you said hot and humid in

19:18

a jungle, because I mean, these are like the

19:20

two places I know of that are hot and

19:22

humid. But I

19:24

agree with skid, because you said it makes

19:26

more sense for this AP that it would

19:29

be Castroville. But I agree with

19:31

you now, too. Because of

19:33

my reaction. Because of your excited reactions.

19:36

I must be right. I think your

19:38

reaction is unwarranted. Oh! You

19:40

want to come over here and say that? Go

19:42

over there. Say it to my face. Stand up. I'll

19:45

go over there. Who's going to stand up first? I'm not afraid.

19:48

Where do you think we are, Joe? What I'm saying is

19:50

the only evidence you have is a basic jungle

19:52

map. And you're like, this must

19:55

be the planet Castroville! It

19:57

seems like a big leap. played

20:00

on five years ago. I'm pretty sure

20:02

it's a different game. Audio

20:05

listeners, I will say your map was

20:07

so attention. I know. I don't, I

20:10

don't know. There's a lot of ferns on the

20:12

map. So well,

20:14

can let's look at the sky. Can we look at

20:16

the sky and see? We look

20:19

at the sky or clues up there.

20:21

It's a beautiful blue sky. Regular

20:24

line. You went from perpetual night

20:26

to daytime. Can I

20:28

do a perception to look at the fauna perhaps

20:30

and see if anything looks familiar or perhaps alien?

20:33

I want to do nature. Sure. All right. Well,

20:35

you know, let's do this. I'm going to roll

20:37

these checks for you guys to try and get

20:39

a sense of what

20:42

you may or may not know. I will

20:44

say without you even rolling the floor around

20:46

the archway, it doesn't resemble any plants you

20:48

saw either in seven arches or the thin

20:51

lands. It's different. They're in a different place.

20:53

Ecosystem. There are these very

20:55

thick green vines that are climbing

20:57

the arch, occasionally punctuated by these

20:59

crimson flowers with bright blue stamen.

21:03

Those look interesting. But to try and

21:05

get a sense of where you are,

21:07

tell me if you want to do

21:09

survival or, you know,

21:11

to kind of sense direction

21:13

or nature, recall gnarly. Gnarly.

21:15

Gnarly. Gnarly. So

21:18

I prepared something specifically for when we were leaving.

21:20

I thought we were going to be adventuring around

21:22

the thin

21:24

lands for a while. So

21:28

I prepared the Know

21:30

the Way cantrip, which is a

21:32

cantrip that allows you to always know

21:34

north if there is a north, if

21:37

there is an existing north. So I

21:39

think that Brother Amius could at least

21:42

cast that to orient himself. This

21:44

is previously known direction. What's that? This

21:47

is previously known direction, right? No

21:50

direction. I believe that's what it was.

21:53

Know the Way. So it has a

21:56

couple different layers. You can also choose a

21:58

location that you work with. at

22:00

within the last 24 hours and know exactly what

22:02

direction that's in. But

22:04

going through a portal I think would foul that up,

22:07

however, in order to get back to where we were.

22:09

But for example, I would feel confident leaving

22:11

this place, like how to get back

22:13

to these gates if we got lost in the jungle. For

22:16

sure. Yeah, so it's a cool

22:18

little spell. But it does act like a basic

22:20

compass as well. Do

22:23

you want to cast that? I want to cast

22:25

it to see if there is a magnetic north

22:27

that is registering in this place, assuming that

22:29

we are on Galarian and that we're in

22:32

a jungle of Galarian. I'm

22:34

curious to orient myself. Yeah, okay.

22:37

So I'll say you cast that and

22:39

you know that you're not where you

22:41

were. So that like within a week or what

22:44

is it? 24 hours. 24 hours.

22:46

Since you're definitely in a new place. And

22:48

you sense north coming from a direction where

22:51

if you look a little further up ahead,

22:54

there's like a cliff edge that

22:57

may give some sort of panoramic view of the

22:59

area a little ways away from where you are

23:02

right now. Okay. So

23:04

I'll cast that and just explain what

23:06

he's doing briefly. And then this way is

23:09

north here. And I think it ends in a

23:11

cliff. Oh, there. How

23:13

do you know that? Oh, right. Oh,

23:15

I'm here too. Oh, wonderful. What

23:17

was that? You just did it. We're

23:19

recalling Norwich. Norwich? Norwich?

23:23

You wouldn't gnar anything about it. Gnar, you're darn.

23:26

You just jumped with your hands and then you

23:28

knew where north is. How'd you do that? The

23:30

blessing of the keeper. He guides

23:32

our way and allowed me to

23:34

know which way at least we

23:37

could find the north, the pole

23:39

of this planet. This

23:41

is Galarian. It is the material plane.

23:44

Oh, yeah. Welcome. You're on the

23:46

material plane. At least I think it's Galarian. And outside the

23:48

first world. Now, how do you say it? It's a little

23:50

hot. It's a little warm. A little warm for my, my

23:52

spikes. Might have to shave them. You

24:00

should do that actually. No? I

24:02

don't think you're supposed to. All right. I guess

24:04

I'll just stay the way I am. Maybe I'll

24:06

just take off my loincloth and let it go.

24:09

No! Not at all, breathe! Okay.

24:12

Oh, you were hard on today, weren't

24:14

you? Remus? Brother

24:16

Remus? Uh, let's walk to the cliff edge

24:18

because if there's a water source... Nature

24:20

truck? Yeah. Nature.

24:23

Yes. If

24:25

any. I'll do survival. All

24:27

right, so we'll start. We'll go around the horn here. I told you.

24:31

Plus eight. Plus eight. What is your

24:33

nature? Plus five. Uh, what is

24:35

your nature? Four. Mmm, Asta? Nature?

24:38

Zero. Skid? I

24:42

don't have anything. Okay. Uh-oh.

24:47

You ascertain, Talitha, from

24:50

the ambient climate, hot,

24:53

humid, and the nature of

24:55

nearby plants and animals, fruit-laden

24:58

palm trees, see

25:00

colorful amphibians, scared

25:02

away running into the brush as you emerge,

25:05

that you are in a tropical

25:07

jungle and not likely one anywhere

25:09

in your albastine. Okay, okay. So

25:14

you are, you would feel pretty comfortable that you

25:16

are on a different continent. But

25:19

on Galarian, we're on the same planet.

25:21

As far as you know. You recognize

25:23

the flora as stuff I've read about

25:26

in books. Yeah,

25:28

I mean, you don't really recognize it. You

25:30

just feel like you know that there's nothing

25:32

from where you've been in the world

25:34

that looks like this. Yeah. I

25:37

have a theory of where we are now. You do? I

25:39

changed my mind. When? I think

25:41

we're on. Troy may have tipped his hand. You

25:43

said where or when. You don't know where or

25:45

when you are. Right. I was

25:47

just using it. Like a primordial landscape? Or for an atlant.

25:50

Oh, it could. Could. Could

25:52

be. I

25:54

don't know what that is. What is it? What do

25:57

you mean? Is that the lost city? Like how Atlantis is?

25:59

That is a. that was particularly tropical. Anyway,

26:01

we'll see if you're right. For now, the...

26:03

For now, the... Vudra could be,

26:05

but that's different than tropical, isn't it?

26:08

No, like tropical. Like tropical. Where

26:10

Vudrani people are from? Yeah. Is

26:13

it tropical? Or... Jansha.

26:15

Well, I think it's interesting to have this

26:17

conversation in character, trying to figure out like...

26:21

We've heard of places like this, right? I've read of

26:23

the jungles of Gurundi, of

26:25

the Gurund. That's

26:28

where we have landed. It's probably where the... Ah! Belongi

26:31

expands. Ooh. Oh. A

26:35

big old bug comes off his neck. Enjoy your

26:37

malaria. What is that? Brother

26:39

Raimis, like you said, Talitha, wherever we

26:41

might be, perhaps we can get a

26:44

better view from this cliffside. And if

26:46

there's a body of water, that's always

26:48

a telltale sign for civilization. Better

26:51

view, yes. Let's go and look from there. It's

26:54

a ways away from where you are. You can

26:56

walk there, but if you want to take

26:58

in this scene for a second... So survival here,

27:00

eye roll, looking for signs of tracks or

27:02

anything like that around. Didn't notice anything? Well, I'm

27:04

going to get to that. Basically I want to

27:07

give you a little bit more about the

27:09

arch here. It looks nothing like the arch that

27:11

you walk through, nor nothing like the seven

27:13

arches, or even the fake seven arches. It's

27:16

just one single arch standing alone

27:18

on a plinth. Its

27:21

shape is different, and its stone

27:23

is cracked and worn. At

27:26

the arch's feet lies the

27:28

ruins of some building that

27:30

has long since collapsed. Its

27:33

large, grey blocks and obelisks

27:35

carved with strange symbols and

27:38

wrapped in the same vines that crawl

27:40

about the arch. Very strange, strangling vines,

27:42

strange symbols, symbols that you saw zephyr

27:45

and company as you walked out of

27:47

the arch. They're emblazoned on the arch

27:49

as well. Perhaps these ruins were

27:51

a part of the arch. It's

27:54

unclear. I'll be a little more looking

27:56

at that if you'd like, examining

27:59

more of the floor. But in

28:02

terms of your survival,

28:04

you Brother Rameus see

28:10

deep gouges in the stones

28:12

of the ruins as well

28:14

as like a

28:16

mound of bone-riddled scat

28:19

the size of like a treasure

28:21

chest up ahead that suggest to

28:23

you that a

28:26

large predatory animal lives nearby.

28:31

Who's good at Arcana? What's

28:33

your Arcana? What's

28:36

that? It seems like a dragon. What?

28:39

What? I'm sorry, is this

28:41

book one? The markings

28:43

in the stones look like dragon

28:45

claws. The like

28:48

shit bone treasure chest, it's

28:50

dragon scat. Well

28:53

it could be a dinosaur

28:56

as well. Yes, true. Speaking

28:58

Castroville. You would know

29:00

either way, this is not a place you want to linger

29:02

for too long. I want to take one minute to just

29:05

examine the ruins and the plant like and do

29:07

I recognize the language? Even if

29:09

I don't speak it, do I know like I can I understand like

29:11

do I understand? I don't know, this looks somewhat

29:13

like a Cyrillic language or you know something like that

29:15

even if I didn't speak the language. What

29:18

language does everyone speak? It's a good time to

29:20

talk about this. Do you speak or read? I

29:24

think I just speak common. I only have

29:26

plus one in intelligence. Yeah,

29:29

common in Kitsune. Common in Kitsune.

29:33

I speak trying

29:36

to remember. Bugalarian. Yeah. Do

29:40

you even speak goblin I wonder? I

29:42

can't remember. I think I might

29:44

not because I think

29:47

I go kind of back and forth on this

29:49

because like he would not have learned it growing

29:52

up in the household where he where he grew

29:54

up. Right. But he did like

29:56

learn a lot from the other goblins

29:59

that were. Just some of the older

30:01

goblins that were employed to stop like his fear of

30:04

dogs and horses mostly learned from them

30:06

Yeah, it's restaurant goblins restaurant goblins You

30:10

also speak elven you do yeah Salita

30:13

speaks common draconic dwarven

30:15

elven and jington And

30:20

just common and draconic okay both

30:22

zebra and teletha Notice

30:25

that the runes emblazoned on

30:27

both the building and the

30:29

archway in particular are Elven

30:31

in nature, but it's like a different dialect

30:34

It's nothing that like you can't read what

30:36

it actually says But you do feel pretty

30:38

confident that it does relate to the fact

30:40

that this is an Iodar actual

30:43

Iodar um Yeah,

30:49

that's all that's all you really know cuz it's

30:51

it's it's like a different It's just a different

30:53

dialect of elven than either of you know for

30:56

the record bugle speaks common

31:00

elven Goblin and

31:02

halfling Wow so you would know

31:04

this as well Yeah,

31:08

I Share the knowledge of this whatever did this

31:10

to this building it appears to be a

31:13

work of a dragon or a similar creature It's

31:16

like it's just like time

31:18

has happened But then

31:20

also a dragon this nearby those

31:25

These markings here and brother amius will

31:27

run his hand over one of the gouges in the stone.

31:29

It seems like a claw the

31:32

dragon claws You should

31:34

be scat is it recent other claw marks

31:37

recent other rain years of the scat is

31:39

at the very least We

31:41

shouldn't stay out here exposed too long great. We should

31:43

move Let's

31:46

get underneath at least some of the foliage here and

31:48

make our way to the cliff as

31:50

Austin said and We'll

31:53

start moving To

31:55

the north toward that cliff to get a better view

31:57

of the surrounding area, but also to try to get

31:59

the some cover yeah give us

32:01

some cover. Alright so sensing

32:04

possible danger here noticing that

32:07

fresh shit you

32:09

make your way north. Thick

32:12

there's no pathway that leads to the cliff

32:14

but you do see through the branches that

32:16

there's an opening offering a

32:18

more wide view of

32:20

the area so you fight your way through the

32:23

little bugs skittering about

32:25

and you make it to

32:28

this cliff edge and

32:31

from this vantage this high

32:33

overlook you see

32:35

a rolling blue-green sea

32:38

stretching westward beyond

32:42

that two points of interest really

32:44

catch your eye one

32:46

is a jagged mountain range

32:49

sort of thrusting toward the sky

32:52

like teeth gray

32:54

walls steep and foreboding many many

32:57

many miles away from where you are but

33:00

the outlines of pyramidal structures can

33:03

be seen on the ranges

33:06

one of the ranges lower slopes second

33:10

a pair of brilliant purple

33:13

perhaps ropes connect

33:15

a nearby hill to

33:17

the pyramids in the distant mountains

33:20

like lines drawn through the air

33:23

guide your eye and you

33:25

see tiny dots like these little vessels

33:27

of some sort traveling back

33:29

and forth along these

33:31

two lines one going up one

33:34

going down like a funicular almost

33:37

like like a gondola just

33:42

forms a steady circuit hundreds of feet

33:45

above the jungle canopy below just going

33:47

back and forth between the pyramids and

33:51

this hill and this is across the water is

33:53

like across the water yeah like how far we

33:55

tell like how many miles a few

33:58

days journey Because

34:00

you can get, you see as you're like

34:02

taking your scope of the area, you see

34:04

a pathway that leads down from

34:07

the cliff to the floor below in a

34:09

way that winds through the jungle to lead

34:11

there, kind of skirts around the area. You

34:13

can go like along the coast? Yeah, you

34:15

can go along the coast. But the coast

34:17

isn't like a barren, it's

34:20

thick, you're going to have to go through the jungle

34:22

basically. If that isn't the area

34:24

you'd like to go. As you take in the

34:26

rest of the surroundings, nothing else seems to have

34:28

any sort of hint of

34:30

civilization besides us. I

34:33

think we know our destination. Yes.

34:37

This is indeed

34:40

a culture or people that could

34:42

help us get back in touch with Dr. Riddleson.

34:45

We have to try to find a way. Get

34:47

back home. Yes. What

34:49

makes you think there are settlements over there? I

34:52

don't know. What

34:54

was that from? I don't know. I

34:56

don't know what he's talking about. Alright.

35:00

Answer me. I

35:03

don't know why it was funny. I need

35:05

buggo slaps for the rameous. Tell me. What

35:10

are we doing? Everybody,

35:12

let's just go. Are you going to answer?

35:14

I'm confused. I'm confused. Why did you, you

35:16

laughed. What's the joke? I just

35:18

gave you another hint. You're making bee poops. I don't

35:21

know the answer. I don't either, but I'm loving this.

35:25

I would like to know what makes you think

35:27

there are settlements over there. The

35:29

thing that we saw. The thing.

35:31

Don't get technical with me. Oh,

35:35

God. It's too rocky. Let

35:40

me give you a perception check. Yeah,

35:43

yeah. Roll and dice. Roll and

35:45

dice. Nope. Twenty

35:49

for buggles. Twenty for buggles. Nope. Thirteen.

35:52

Twelve for brother. Eight. Thirteen

35:55

for Felicia as well. Unless

35:57

it has to do with the shade wither key. It's

36:00

a buggles and Hubert

36:03

notice something that the rest of you

36:06

don't perhaps their Eyesight

36:08

is better despite the

36:10

tiny frame You

36:13

see these little Gondola

36:15

like things going up and down

36:17

and they appear to be carrying

36:19

cargo from the hill To

36:22

the pyramids and the ones

36:25

coming back from the pyramids are empty So

36:28

it's like something is coming from the hills to

36:31

the pyramids and then returning back Empty

36:33

and we can access the hill right not the

36:35

pyramids are if we go through jungle We think

36:37

we get to the hill not the pyramids No

36:39

I think you could get it looks

36:41

like you can get to the pier it looks like you want to

36:43

get to the pyramids Because the pyramids on the mountainside look to be

36:47

Only the largest structures of a

36:49

more substantial settlement It's

36:51

like all part of one settlement, but it looks

36:53

like the pyramids are the destination They're about 40

36:56

miles away. So I think a couple days But

36:58

how close are the is the hill that's on our side

37:00

right now? The hill where

37:02

stuff is being sent to is about five

37:05

miles away. Oh, so I Yeah,

37:07

you can get to the hill within you know

37:09

day, but you've got to still go through the

37:11

the jungle So it's gonna be a little tricky

37:14

But you it seems like the hill is the

37:16

first place you could go and then the pyramids

37:18

are part of a more substantial Settlement you could

37:20

get to after I mean, I wonder if we

37:22

could even take Gondola the

37:24

goblet Stuff like

37:27

I wonder if it's like a mining colony

37:29

or something There's stuff like going in

37:31

towards the settlement but not coming. Yeah, yes,

37:33

perhaps This

37:37

guy I'm not afraid of heights but when I'm in

37:39

a gondola I don't know it activates something me right

37:42

here like that thing is definitely afraid of a medieval

37:44

gondola me, too Well, that

37:46

goes across a huge expand giant like extraterrestrial

37:50

jungle I'd be

37:52

pretty scared of dragons dragons with

37:55

shit everywhere All

37:57

right, let's go through the jungle toward the hill yeah Yeah,

38:01

it makes sense. You've only briefly explored

38:03

this area and the jungle is super

38:05

dense and forbidding to try to get

38:07

to directly to the pyramids. It would

38:09

take multiple days, but

38:13

if everything goes according to plan, you could get to the hill

38:15

maybe within a day or two. So

38:19

you start trekking

38:22

through, bushwhacking your way through

38:24

the jungle. There's no trails. There's trails.

38:26

They're just not like... Well-kept.

38:28

They don't look like they've been trodden in

38:31

a while. Boy, this is

38:33

sick jungle. My

38:36

mother would tell me stories about jungles

38:38

while I'd never seen one. Didn't think

38:40

they were real. What was a fantasy

38:42

thing? Jungles. Even the word is silly.

38:45

It's so funny that your mom told you stories and you

38:47

don't know what books are. Yes. Well,

38:49

she didn't read them. She

38:51

just knew them. Word

38:54

of mouth. Oratory

38:56

culture coming from... You

38:59

know, Huqber, I've actually never been in a jungle

39:01

either. Get right out of town!

39:03

I grew up in a forest. Neither have

39:05

I. Similar to your forest, but not

39:08

horrible. Rather us, though. Look

39:11

at us. Just a couple of

39:13

jungle newbies. Mm-hmm. Bugles,

39:15

have you been in a jungle? I've

39:18

been in a jungle. Yes.

39:20

Oh. Was it

39:22

like this one? Was it

39:24

this one? No. It was not

39:26

this one. He...

39:31

Here we go. Of

39:35

course. Of course. Boy. Alright,

39:38

then. You lead the way. Are we

39:40

still holding hands? No. You can

39:42

let go. Alright. Don't

39:45

lose me in the thickets. We start

39:47

walking very quickly. Very fast. Brother

39:49

Teresa! We throw

39:52

him off the cliff. Aaaaah! I'm

39:56

always calling everyone brother. They do. They

39:58

try and experiment. like a

40:00

freebie. Brother

40:04

Amiens is going to within the first moments. He's

40:06

going to look around the the

40:09

foliage, you know from right where we start to see

40:12

if he can find like a

40:14

fallen stick or something like that from from

40:16

a tree to use as a walking stick

40:18

just to try to support himself in all

40:20

his books as he starts to get excited.

40:22

Yeah, so you're looking along and finally you

40:24

do see like this gnarly old piece of

40:26

brown wood. Yeah. And

40:28

then kind of break a piece of it off and make

40:30

a good walking stick. He's going to take that and start

40:32

making his way through the jungle. Maybe Avta

40:35

helps you like bush wax with her katana

40:37

in front of you just like clearing some

40:39

you know hard brush. Excellent. We'll

40:43

start moving through. You

40:45

walk for a couple hours

40:47

or so and even going through this dense jungle is

40:49

hot. It's oppressively hot and

40:51

the trees aren't forming the same canopy

40:54

that the thinlands forest or even the

40:56

wildwood formed so you're not

40:58

getting like a reprieve of like

41:01

cool damp air. But

41:03

eventually you come to an area where

41:05

the branches on the trees extend

41:09

outward and there's more of a

41:11

canopy for you to like take a break under if

41:13

you wanted to and cool off. And

41:16

it's like night and day from the last

41:18

couple hours. Ava save us. It's

41:21

just so hot. He

41:23

touches like a rag to his head wiping

41:25

the sweat away. Atelif his hair has gone

41:27

completely frizzy. That's awesome.

41:30

Her fur is like

41:32

huge. Yeah

41:35

like hair metal hair. So puffy. Every

41:37

time she moves it's like. That's

41:40

amazing. There's like several

41:42

huge trees providing shade for

41:44

the undergrowth here. Is there any water? Any rivers

41:46

or anything? No water. Yeah the

41:49

only water you saw was that blue green ocean

41:51

or lake. Everybody

41:55

give me your perception check as you

41:57

stand about the trunk of this.

42:00

rough gnarly tree. Dirty

42:02

20. Dirty 20. Whoa, me

42:05

too. Dirty 20. It's one zoning.

42:07

Dirty 20. 12 again for Brother

42:09

Rameus. He's too distracted by this heat, I guess.

42:11

Nine. Too late for his glasses to fog

42:13

up. Aww. It's

42:16

amazing. Aww. Aww. Aww.

42:19

Aww. Aww. Aww.

42:22

Aww. Aww. Aww.

42:25

Aww. Aww. Aww.

42:28

Aww. Eight. As

42:32

you're taking a break here under the trees,

42:34

this was a film we would see somewhere

42:37

up in the trees. Something

42:39

watching all of you. Predator!

42:42

As you... Do we see just these thermal outlines?

42:45

Cut back to

42:47

you guys wiping your brow again with

42:50

you from the trees. Breathing. Every

42:52

day. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom,

42:54

boom. Suddenly there is a

42:57

squee. And you

43:00

look up and you see this

43:02

creature that looks like a cross

43:04

between a monkey and a scorpion.

43:06

Aww. It like whips its

43:09

tail around at you and the tail

43:11

starts flying down at the party. Roll

43:13

for an issue. Oh no! It's

43:16

tail? Roll for an issue. Roll for an issue. Roll

43:18

for an issue. Roll for an issue. Go to

43:20

a new map. Can I use my perception?

43:23

Roll over the map. Roll over the map. Can I use

43:25

my perception? Roll over. I was

43:27

not ready. Oh, that's a

43:29

brand new roll. Alright, Larry.

43:32

Alright, let's... I feel

43:34

like we haven't done this in a while because we haven't. Asta,

43:38

what'd you get? 16

43:42

for Asta. What about Zephyr? Same. Wow,

43:46

you're about to. Winning. Oh my gosh. 16

43:49

buddies. I

43:51

still have Zephyr with wounded condition, but

43:53

I'm assuming that's been removed for a

43:55

few weeks ago. Bugles. Natural

43:58

20 for 24. Ooh,

44:01

Buggles! Felitha. Wow,

44:04

never to be outdone. Felitha with

44:06

a 25 and Brother Rameus. Whoa.

44:11

Rounds it out. Geez. And guaranteed

44:13

this thing will go first. How'd

44:15

you know? That you

44:17

can't really go first. I

44:19

died. You know what? Dude, it's

44:21

getting ridiculous. I know. Do you know it's 100%

44:23

of combats? Is

44:26

it 100 at this point? I

44:29

haven't. I know it's like the last seven.

44:31

When I say that I've rolled every single

44:33

initiative through Foundry VTT, but like I said

44:35

a few weeks ago, because this obviously does

44:37

happen a lot, I think what happens is

44:39

when you're fighting against a

44:41

much lower number of enemies,

44:44

whether it be one, two versus four

44:46

or five, they're meant to go first.

44:48

They're not. I mean, they

44:50

have a higher bone. Yeah. But you're

44:52

telling me you're always rolling 15, 16, 17. That's

44:55

the issue. They have a higher bone and then

44:57

Troy rolls. For

44:59

all your EM numbers fudging. Yeah. Yeah,

45:03

I mean, the way I set up these encounters

45:05

is like I can pre-set up all these encounters.

45:07

I pre-roll initiative, load all you guys in, and

45:09

then I just have it set. And... I

45:11

understand. I'm just saying... Monkey's Scorpion got a 32. Statistical

45:14

anomaly. It's

45:17

a low-valley way. Well,

45:20

it's going to go first. I

45:22

mean, not even close. As a compromise, can he

45:24

go after Hubert? Yeah,

45:27

what did Hubert roll? Here he goes. It

45:30

runs away. I mean, I rolled

45:32

a natural 18. You rolled a natural 20. I

45:34

rolled a natural 19. Okay, so it's... Yeah, there's

45:36

no way. Yeah. I had a...

45:39

Joe is doing the mental math and he's like... I know,

45:42

I'm trying to figure out what he would have to roll.

45:44

I think I rolled a natty 19. Well, I didn't roll

45:46

it. The E-roller rolled it. Yeah.

45:49

Here's what this creature looks like. Oh. Oh.

45:52

He's also got a farm. Oh.

45:54

That's so... Ew. Ew.

45:57

That's pretty horrible. I don't like that. Got the

45:59

monkey arm. and the monkey feet,

46:01

but then also scorpion claw pincers

46:03

like another set of arms. And

46:05

then his teeth. Oh, and the

46:07

scorpion. Yeah, he's got the monkey teeth and

46:09

then next to him he also has scorpion like

46:12

stinger teeth. And multiple

46:14

eyes. And multiple eyes. And

46:16

of course the scorpion tail. The full

46:18

scorpion tail with his finger and everything.

46:20

Like a fire and has like prongs. It has

46:22

barbs sticking out of it. This

46:25

thing is fucked up. Yeah, I don't like

46:27

this at all. It is with that scorpion

46:29

tail that it flies out to

46:31

attack buggles. So

46:34

the tail comes extending out

46:36

at an unnatural speed, elongating

46:38

as it does all the

46:40

way to the forest floor

46:42

to hit buggles. And I

46:44

rolled a natural 20. And

46:47

we'll see you right after this. Oh my

46:49

god. We

46:57

are back and it

46:59

is not a named character. However, this

47:02

is going to be nasty. So

47:04

it's going to be double damage.

47:08

I don't even think I have this many dice. Oh,

47:13

oh god. 28 points

47:15

of slashing damage. Okay. piercing.

47:18

Excuse me. Oh my god.

47:20

Did you forget to level us up? Where

47:23

we beat? Where's Kenepo? I was going to

47:25

ask. Let me just make sure I did that

47:27

right. Yeah,

47:29

28 points of damage. And

47:32

a crit. So hits buggles.

47:35

Bugles goes unconscious. And to

47:37

dying too. And to dying too.

47:42

Boom. Bugles hits the floor. The

47:47

harpoon tail goes back up.

47:51

Comes down at another

47:53

one of you. Second

47:55

action. This one is going to be,

47:57

let's see. Is this a ranged attack?

48:00

Or a melee attack? This is

48:02

a ranged attack. Okay. This one

48:04

is at rather rameous. Well

48:06

wait, so you're 35 feet length away,

48:08

but how high up in the tree is that monkey? Um...

48:11

Are you out of range? How high up is that monkey?

48:14

Are you doing A squared plus B squared? He's within range.

48:16

He's within range is what happens. People start going down,

48:19

people start questioning my map! Well no, I wonder if

48:21

I can hit it. A long tail. Yeah, it is

48:23

25 feet away. 25

48:25

feet up. 25 feet up, yeah. It's

48:28

got crazy range with its tail. And the

48:30

tail, like I said, it elongates. Some

48:33

weird stretchy substance. This one

48:35

comes. At rather rameous. Will

48:38

I get another natural 20? No. Misses.

48:41

With an 11. Uh... Wow.

48:44

And then it starts scampering further up the

48:46

tree. Okay.

48:49

Bugles is down. Who's

48:51

that horrible thing? And it's brother

48:53

rameous' turn. Take care of it! Get

48:56

rid of it! What happened to the

48:58

little green guy? Oh god. Oh

49:00

my god. You still have to listen to the

49:02

commentary? Why is your frame sleeping in the middle of life? Could

49:07

we have read time that we gave Hubert

49:09

a dagger or something so he can help?

49:12

I feel like this. He has a little stick. What

49:14

do I do? Oh man. I'm

49:18

not going to Dave yet. No knowledge.

49:21

Alright, now brother rameous is going to do an NPC.

49:23

He's my favorite kind of NPC. Classic

49:26

Troy NPC. There has

49:28

to be something he can contribute. These

49:30

Tumsies have knowledge about the environment. He

49:33

doesn't even know what the word book means. This

49:36

is... Alright brother

49:38

rameous, this thing is now

49:40

35 feet off the ground.

49:43

Shit man. Alright brother rameous. 32

49:46

feet if you actually want to do the math. Ooh. Anthony's

49:49

doing math. Yeah. Anthony's

49:51

doing math. The branches on the

49:53

big trees start at 20 feet

49:55

above the ground. You

49:58

could try to climb these trees. The

50:00

bark is rough and gnarled enough for you to climb

50:02

it. You can try and balance on these big thick

50:04

branches. Once you get up there, if you wanted to

50:06

try to get into melee with it, not something you'd

50:08

want to do, but I want you to know what

50:10

your options are. Oh my gosh. All

50:12

right, Brother Rameus is going to cast

50:15

heel on Bugles to

50:18

start. Ooh,

50:20

that's going to be 15 points of

50:22

healing. Very nice. Thank you. Powerful

50:24

heel to bring him back. So now he's wounded

50:26

one. So now he's wounded

50:28

one and then Brother

50:32

Rameus is going to move to

50:35

get cover. So

50:38

I'd like to move to some

50:40

sort of cover. Is that possible? Yeah,

50:42

that's fine. You can move further back. Can I put

50:44

in a branch or a trunk between me and the

50:47

creature? Something like that? Yeah, absolutely.

50:49

By moving back to...there are three main trees here on the map.

50:52

It is in the...there's two to the north, one

50:54

to the south. It is in

50:57

the northwestern tree and so you

50:59

move down to the south, sort

51:01

of behind the bark of one of those trees and

51:03

just hope to God that there's nothing in

51:05

that tree above them. Yeah,

51:08

for real. Another one of them. And Talitha's true. Okay,

51:11

Talitha will devise a stratagem and

51:15

in doing so we'll do a knowledge check, we'll call

51:17

a knowledge check, but first let me devise. Okay, let

51:19

me roll it. No. That's

51:22

what I got. I am going to attack

51:24

with that, but I also got a free, I

51:26

recall, knowledge. That's what I will. Yeah, that's

51:28

what I will. Okay, great. What's your

51:30

niche? Niche plus five. No, no, nothing yet.

51:35

Very strange, no heard of this. Okay,

51:38

I will take a shot with the hand crossbow. That's

51:41

a 20...let me adjust my

51:44

bonus here. Just that bone.

51:46

Just that bone. That'll

51:49

be a 21 to hit. 22, I'm sorry,

51:51

22. 22 hits. Okay.

51:55

Can you check the strike? Okay, seven

51:57

points of damage from the hand crossbow.

52:00

Nice clutch. Okay, and you didn't take any

52:02

penalties from the distance, right? Nope, it's in

52:04

my range, in current. Beautiful. I did,

52:06

I invoked Pythagoras. As well, you should. Okay,

52:09

and then Talitha is going to leave her

52:12

crossbow unloaded for the moment, and she is

52:14

also going to take cover. I

52:18

guess I'll move back behind this tree to the northeast.

52:22

Okay, with you? Okay, yeah, that would give you cover as

52:24

well. Leaving poor Buggles on

52:26

the ground and wounded, but it is, actually

52:28

no, Buggles will move now to the top

52:30

of the order, and it is Asta's turn.

52:33

All right, Asta has her katana in two

52:35

hands, and she goes, ahh,

52:37

and slams it down, and she

52:39

calls Thunderstrike. Nice. Nice.

52:42

So, you see lightning crackle. You

52:45

bit! And I was also trying to

52:47

decide. You're not a yag-a-hoppity! I

52:51

ever heard about a little song called Thunderroad? Yeah!

52:55

He's about to take a hitchhike down

52:57

the Thunderroad. Yeah. Make

52:59

a DC, or... He's gonna get picked up by a

53:01

guy that's gonna punch him. Reflex. Little

53:04

reflex save. Bad

53:06

roll, 14. Fail.

53:09

Wow! Wow. Is that Trey's first

53:11

fail on a single throw of all time? It might

53:13

be ever. Right.

53:16

So, you're gonna take 1D12 electricity

53:18

and 1D4 Sonic. Ew.

53:21

I really want it. I know it's not in the

53:23

wording. They get knocked around, but I'm like, Sonic

53:26

damage while you're on a tree, I don't

53:28

know. So, reflex save. I'm like, we fall

53:31

from the tree? He falls from the tree, absolutely.

53:33

My God, totally. Shake that

53:35

tree. It just seems like he

53:37

should. Yeah. Maybe

53:39

that shit worked at your home game. Alright,

53:43

that's eight. That is smartass. That's

53:45

eight. Eight electricity.

53:48

Eight? That's really

53:50

good. And only one Sonic. Okay.

53:53

So he stays in the tree. You know what? Because it was only one

53:55

Sonic. If it was two Sonic, I'm gonna have a Sonic way to blow

53:57

him out of the tree. I could have gotten

53:59

mad. They always say when there's an

54:01

electrical storm hide in the tree So

54:06

that's a two actions two actions and then

54:08

she's gonna sprint her speed She can get up to

54:10

the tree and then let me

54:12

know can she start climbing the tree would be

54:14

a new action Okay, as far as I know

54:16

unless you have a climb speed you're changing. Yeah,

54:19

she would just Sprint to the base of

54:21

the tree and then yeah, so get ready. It looks like Austin

54:23

might be going up there Zephyr's

54:25

turns ever were the most equipped for

54:27

the yeah, this is Zephyr's fight On

54:30

paper, this is true. Yeah You

54:34

could snap your epic run of terrible rolling

54:37

every time you guys say that it lasts for two more

54:39

episodes Okay,

54:42

don't let Zephyr down Just

54:46

want you to know Including

54:49

that all right You

54:52

got this here I go First

54:55

action point enter menastic archers

54:59

Get ready. She's like, all right, it's a new day. It's a

55:02

new me. Whatever. We're gonna do

55:04

whatever. She says whatever Don't

55:14

let them know that you care a lot you're like whatever I

55:18

care they won't let me hit it. It matters I

55:32

Think I saw it. No that you never have

55:34

to have a conversation So

55:37

good at role-playing combat All

55:39

right. So yes enter menastic archers stand

55:41

and then she's gonna take two shots

55:44

Okay, this monkey with this is flurry

55:46

of blows with the flurry of blows and

55:48

you're within your volley range or without your vote

55:50

I am outside my volley but within my

55:53

first rank range increment. So I'm half my

55:55

range. Okay, I'm on scorp key. Come on

55:57

monkey month

56:00

18 oh okay turns around

56:04

and shows you

56:06

it's ass oh whatever whatever whatever whatever

56:13

you didn't care anyway first arrow pshoo

56:15

right past she's like no problem

56:17

no problem I got this um next

56:20

arrow nope that's

56:22

a five she's like you know

56:27

it no I'm all this watch it's supposed

56:29

to hit the gracias of this fucking

56:33

not quite sure never read about

56:35

combat I don't think you even know what a bow is

56:37

I don't but my sister had one in

56:40

her head did you roll in the sister

56:42

what you roll now she's scared

56:45

to fight why are you standing

56:47

here what just to come on

56:50

Terry on twice

56:54

oh man row Hubert have

56:57

you were rolling to a ball with

57:00

us start throwing a hand lobbing yeah

57:02

like the hedgehog yeah with my last move

57:04

I don't want to get hit by this tail so

57:06

I do want to take some cover and move away

57:08

so into this little thicket tree

57:11

area hopefully I'll amazing maybe Hubert alone

57:13

on the battlefield Hubert

57:15

and buggles buggles is thrown and on the

57:17

ground and everyone leaves but now it

57:19

is buggles turn buggles you're wounded one and prone what do

57:21

you do buggles

57:25

is gonna stay

57:27

on his back and

57:29

he is going to pop do

57:32

an ignition do an ignition oh

57:37

that is a 23 to hit shooting

57:39

fire into the trees yeah that is

57:41

a hit nice beautiful the

57:44

tree catches flame the truth the tree catches

57:46

fire and the bow that he's standing on

57:49

falls and he died that

57:52

is six points of fire damage six

57:54

points of fire damage okay and then

57:56

I'm with my third action I'm gonna

57:58

stay on the ground and I'm

58:00

gonna raise, I'm gonna shield, shield cantrip.

58:03

Shield cantrip. You like literally turtle up.

58:05

Yeah. Like hiding under the

58:07

shield comes over you. Is it equal

58:10

to the penalty for prone? Does that give you a

58:12

plus two or? Yeah. Okay,

58:15

so you like, I put petrified on

58:17

there, but it's supposed to be prone. Yeah, all

58:19

right, so you do shield to kind of negate

58:21

the prone situation. It is the monkey scorpion's turn.

58:23

It looks down at Asta. Ahh! And

58:27

it shoots its harpoon tail down

58:29

at you. Do I have any coverage now

58:31

that I'm at the base of the tree with all

58:33

the branches? Like, is there no, is there

58:36

no concealment down there? No. Okay.

58:41

They went under other trees. They get

58:43

concealment and I don't know. He's like taking any.

58:45

He looks happy about his role. He's not getting any

58:47

cover. Yeah. That's gonna be a 30 to hit. That

58:50

is a crit. That's a crit? My

58:52

AC is 19. Oh, he's zonked.

58:56

I'm level two. I'm level two. We haven't bought

58:58

armor. I haven't gone to a store. I

59:01

have the highest AC. We've been in the thin last for

59:03

months. Exact same damage, 28 points of damage.

59:05

And I'm down. And you're down. This

59:08

is not fun to play. Every

59:11

time I'm like, I'm gonna go do the thing where I go to

59:13

hit the creature and then I go down. I'm gonna do a hero

59:15

to do anything. I mean,

59:17

that is kind of a two-way way, right? You're gonna go down.

59:20

You're gonna go down. It's also like

59:22

you're the frontline fighter. This is

59:24

gonna happen. You're not wearing any armor? More

59:26

than anybody. No, I have on a breastplate. I'm

59:31

just like a weak little guy, I guess.

59:33

Nice. He's rolling rocks. He's rolling

59:35

rocks. All right, you know what? Let's raise

59:37

the stakes a little bit. Second action. It starts

59:39

to pull you towards it with its tail.

59:41

Oh no. This is going to be

59:43

an athletics check against your fortitude DC. What

59:46

is your fortitude DC? It's a

59:49

plus seven for my saving throw.

59:51

So my 17. So that's a 17. Is it a 17?

59:54

Does this change if I'm unconscious? Should I put in

59:56

a condition? No. I'll put dying just

59:58

to see if it makes a difference. I don't know if they got a

1:00:00

picture for it. I

1:00:03

clicked on you so everything is black and white

1:00:05

because you're dying. Hahaha! Dying too, by the way,

1:00:08

if you're following along at home. Why am I

1:00:10

dying too? Because you got crit downed. Oh,

1:00:13

that's why. Alright,

1:00:15

so it succeeds. It

1:00:18

wasn't a crit success, so you get

1:00:20

pulled five feet off the ground towards

1:00:22

it. And then for

1:00:25

my final action, I'm going to attempt to pull you

1:00:27

even closer, another five feet up towards it. So you

1:00:29

guys just see, I have to get feared

1:00:31

and go completely limp, like bleeding,

1:00:33

and then just get pulled off

1:00:36

the ground, like fully horrible. Like

1:00:38

your limp body is just being

1:00:40

lifted like you're still holding your

1:00:42

katana, right? Yeah. It's like Bishop at

1:00:44

the end of Aliens. I would never

1:00:46

let go of my katana. Never. Rigor

1:00:48

board is sick. Yeah, I gripped it so tight.

1:00:50

Bishop didn't either. He wasn't holding one. Hahaha.

1:00:53

Alright, so I fail because this reposition

1:00:55

has the attack penalties. So I take

1:00:57

the map, so I fail, and so

1:00:59

you just stay at five feet above

1:01:02

the ground. So there's a chance. However,

1:01:04

you are dying too, and you do

1:01:06

feel that that pierce within you has

1:01:08

formed some sort of hole that could

1:01:11

be very, very bad. On

1:01:14

the plus side, we can just assume that Asus

1:01:16

is dead, and it can't use the

1:01:18

tail against us. If you all ran right now, you'd

1:01:20

probably be fine. Yeah, it got its

1:01:22

meal. Just putting that out there. Probably not going to chase

1:01:24

us. It would be easiest for the party to just run.

1:01:26

You make a great point, though. Meet me in the

1:01:28

tail, and I will slowly pass away, and you guys

1:01:30

won't get hit by the tail. It's kind of genius.

1:01:33

Also, Silver lining, if you die by him eating

1:01:35

you, you don't have to die from the poison.

1:01:38

That's a great poison. Thank

1:01:40

you. Thank you. Is that Talisa talking? Is

1:01:42

that Matthew? Are you still mad about earlier? I think

1:01:44

he's mad about the Bruce Spring season. I think you're mad about the Bruce

1:01:46

Spring season. You're taking it out on Asus. Alright,

1:01:49

so you are grabbed

1:01:52

as well, so I'll give you stuff

1:01:54

to grab, John. And yeah, this thing

1:01:56

is like barbed that's within you. Hey,

1:01:58

Talisa. And it is brother Rainier. his

1:02:00

turn. Asta no! And

1:02:02

he stumbles out like

1:02:05

the clumsy fool he is behind

1:02:07

the tree and he

1:02:09

completely ignores the hedgehog, pretends he's not even

1:02:12

here, and he's going to look up at

1:02:14

Asta, it's connected to this thing, and

1:02:17

he'll try to blast the

1:02:19

creature and extract it into

1:02:22

maybe dropping Asta. So he's

1:02:24

going to do a divine

1:02:27

lance. This white light shoots

1:02:29

across at the animal. That's

1:02:32

a 22. A 22

1:02:34

to hit hits. Okay,

1:02:36

okay, okay, come on,

1:02:39

do something here, don't roll garbage,

1:02:41

Remius, don't roll hot trash. Six

1:02:43

points of damage. That's

1:02:45

not bad. Spirit damage. Okay.

1:02:47

You hit it. Does

1:02:50

it weaken its spirit? Does

1:02:52

it weaken its spirit, perhaps?

1:02:54

Is it saying, for example, whatever. You

1:02:59

hit it and it shudders and you

1:03:01

see Asta like limply swing from

1:03:04

its spiked tail. Didn't

1:03:06

let her go. That's his turn. Okay.

1:03:09

It is

1:03:12

Talitha's turn. Okay.

1:03:15

That's your turn, right? Yeah. That's your turn.

1:03:18

That's your, just making

1:03:21

sure that's it. Okay.

1:03:23

Okay. Talitha, she's

1:03:26

got caps. What am I going to

1:03:28

do? Bring her up. She'll go right back down. She got

1:03:31

caps. She's got caps. Yeah, I can stabilize. Exactly.

1:03:34

I'm going to do damage to the creature. All right.

1:03:37

You're not going to die with caps. Talitha

1:03:39

will might, but we'd all have to be dead.

1:03:41

Move out from behind the tree. I was going

1:03:43

to turn to a cat and climb the tree.

1:03:45

Be so cool. I got to say that's his

1:03:47

way. Did you

1:03:50

say after purpose? Yeah. Asta.

1:03:54

She fights like Asta. Wow. When

1:03:56

I wake up, you. You

1:04:00

guys are dead. You guys are so dead.

1:04:02

You're gonna be assed, Elise. Yeah. For

1:04:04

me. Thunder, run, stick me.

1:04:06

I just, Thunder. I just think

1:04:08

you take me home. I'm in it with a

1:04:10

drama. Shut up, a drama. Okay,

1:04:14

to hit that's gonna be in 19. I

1:04:18

just rolled a natural one while I was fucking around. Yeah.

1:04:21

That's a hit. Okay. That's

1:04:23

a, right, that's not a- You moved into, away from the

1:04:25

cup. I moved, reloaded, shot. I didn't have the action kind

1:04:28

of- 19 is an AC. Cause

1:04:30

I did 18. Six points of damage, Max. Okay,

1:04:32

that's great. There you go. Six. Point.

1:04:35

Another six. Of damage. Okay.

1:04:38

And, anything else? That's it.

1:04:40

Okay. Zephyr, you see, often,

1:04:42

you were pretty cold too, upon

1:04:44

meeting, but perhaps over time, you've

1:04:47

grown closer, and look what happened.

1:04:50

Last time you grew close to someone, they died.

1:04:53

Maybe that's why I don't grow close

1:04:55

to people anymore. Cause you're poison. Whatever.

1:04:59

Um, Go ahead. Battle

1:05:01

cry. I thought, I

1:05:03

thought- Whatever. Whatever. Make

1:05:05

a hit, and she didn't try that much harder

1:05:07

than I did. So. Try really hard

1:05:10

actually. You should do what she did. God.

1:05:13

Panda. Hedgehog. So

1:05:16

I come out from underneath the

1:05:18

tree cover, still in

1:05:20

my stance, and I try again with my slurry of

1:05:23

glows. She's still keeping

1:05:25

it positive. She's not crying

1:05:27

out of frustration yet. She's like, okay, oh, it's fine.

1:05:29

I got this. She gets another two

1:05:31

arrows out, ready to go. I

1:05:34

believe in you. Oh

1:05:40

no. Miss. Um,

1:05:43

that's an 11. Oi! On

1:05:45

the first one. Ow. I

1:05:47

feel like, brother Randy, can you please just be quiet? Please don't talk to

1:05:49

me while I'm trying to shoot. So

1:05:51

sorry. So sorry. Keep it. Your

1:05:54

face got open. You hear him. Oh.

1:05:59

No. Yeah. Wait, I

1:06:01

mean... So it's just a myth. Would you please read the result

1:06:03

if you'd like? I gotta go. Got

1:06:06

a natural one. Oh my god. On my

1:06:08

second attack? Um, but I gotta, gotta call, I gotta go with my

1:06:10

red. My mom just called me. My mom's gonna pick me up. My

1:06:12

mom's gonna pick me up. I'm like Monkey Scorpion, this is a named

1:06:14

character of the arranged, um, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,

1:06:16

I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,

1:06:19

I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,

1:06:21

I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm

1:06:23

like, I'm

1:06:26

like Monkey Scorpion, this is a named character of

1:06:29

the arranged Fumboni. Oh boy.

1:06:32

God. Alright,

1:06:34

this one from Dylan in Adelaide,

1:06:37

South Australia. Oh, Dylan? Dylan.

1:06:39

Dylan. It's titled, Sorry

1:06:43

Skid. Oh no. There

1:06:46

are a lot of those who are titled that. What

1:06:49

the fuck kind of bullshit is awaiting us? I

1:06:51

love his face already. Wherever you are attacking from,

1:06:54

your attack magically finds its way

1:06:57

flying toward wherever skid is. No.

1:07:00

Oh my. Why? Roll

1:07:02

a new attack, roll against skid's character. I swear. If

1:07:05

you beat his AC, it's half

1:07:07

damage. If skid or his

1:07:09

characters aren't present, roll randomly to choose a target. Oh

1:07:11

fuck, God, this one, this Dylan targeted you. Wow.

1:07:15

He's fighting back. Dylan just broke this. He

1:07:17

didn't know that I was going to be targeting

1:07:19

the cutest character. He didn't know. That bumble is

1:07:21

a cutest character. What if you crit? He didn't know

1:07:23

he was targeting one of his skid's characters. What if

1:07:25

you crit? Shit. That's the

1:07:27

fucked up thing about this bumble,

1:07:29

is that it could happen to

1:07:32

an enemy. Yeah. So

1:07:34

even if the enemy fumbles, it would still fuck

1:07:36

me up. That's true. It's

1:07:38

such a twisted. Or if you fumbled, you'd

1:07:40

hit yourself, which is your least favorite.

1:07:42

This Dylan hates you. You,

1:07:45

personally. You personally. I

1:07:47

bet he has your Latin checkbook too.

1:07:50

You're not. Just roll it on out.

1:07:52

Question. Map question. So

1:07:55

that was my second roll. Do I

1:07:57

use my third map for this?

1:08:00

This just represents a die roll. This is

1:08:02

an otherworldly attack. Yeah, but it's still minus

1:08:04

five. It's the same attack roll You're just

1:08:06

same. Okay, whatever you use plus three. Yeah

1:08:09

plus three to hit No

1:08:11

16 Are

1:08:14

you serious? He is prone. Yeah, cuz I'm prone

1:08:16

but you have shield. Oh, yeah

1:08:18

with the shield Because it is

1:08:20

plus one. It's not supposed to so okay. All right,

1:08:22

so it's still a hit half damage How many hit

1:08:25

points do you have if we ever come to Australia?

1:08:28

We are now I'm not going I'm

1:08:31

not going live Dylan's backyard All

1:08:35

right, so half you're gonna give him half damage which

1:08:37

may take him To

1:08:39

dying town. No, I roll a d8 and half air

1:08:41

just do a g4 the roll the roll a d8

1:08:43

roll d8 and half it Come

1:08:45

to the eight two two points of damage. Okay,

1:08:48

okay, you roll the two. I roll the four minus.

1:08:50

Yeah, that's alright So two points of damage Give

1:08:54

me attacks left and you want to hurt? So

1:08:57

I moved and I did for leopry of clothes.

1:08:59

They both missed one of them Did

1:09:02

a u-turn and? Pause

1:09:04

hit another so now I feel

1:09:06

like you literally pulled the bow back

1:09:08

and it shot sideways Per

1:09:11

the fumble it magically finds its way

1:09:13

toward wherever Like am I

1:09:16

hurt did I get cursed by

1:09:18

something? Like I really don't think I

1:09:20

should be using my bow and arrow anymore. So rather

1:09:22

than take a third attack Uh,

1:09:25

can I do a knowledge roll

1:09:27

on this? Monkey, that's

1:09:30

about time somebody European. I have nature. It's

1:09:32

plus four nature plus four No

1:09:35

idea what the fair no idea.

1:09:37

You're not even sure if it's a monkey It's

1:09:40

otherworldly for sure It's

1:09:42

otherworldly cast rebellion It's

1:09:45

also the top around three and it is buggles

1:09:48

buggles Okay,

1:09:50

so as he's lying there

1:09:53

on the jungle floor and

1:09:55

he gets struck by

1:09:57

a friendly arrow I

1:10:00

know what happened. He's like, ah. It's funny.

1:10:02

I was like, oh, he looks back on your

1:10:04

face, and all of a sudden his eyes glow blue. And

1:10:06

he's like, yeah, it's just like. Ah. And

1:10:11

the frost forms around him, and

1:10:14

he reaches out a hand and

1:10:16

casts frostbite on the monkey. Please

1:10:18

give me a Fortitude Stave. Oh,

1:10:20

Fortitude Stave from the monkey 16.

1:10:24

Okay, that's the same failure. Oh, that's

1:10:26

huge. You guys will forget these fails.

1:10:29

I always exchange Dark Ode Stave.

1:10:32

That is. What's one of us

1:10:34

talking about? Yeah, who is that?

1:10:36

Who's voice is he? That's my

1:10:38

case. That's my case. That's so

1:10:40

great. That's 10 points of frosty

1:10:42

damage. 10 points of frosty?

1:10:44

To the monkey. And usually when you take frost in

1:10:46

a tree, you slip out of the tree. You fall

1:10:48

out of the tree. You flip out. Because of the

1:10:50

ice. That's in the remount. What's an exotic frost? That's

1:10:53

in the remount. When fighting a tree in section. And

1:10:55

I get five points of temporary HD.

1:10:59

Awesome. And

1:11:04

actually, okay, yeah. And then with my

1:11:06

third action, I

1:11:08

am going to do a side

1:11:11

burst. So please give

1:11:13

me another, a Will

1:11:16

Save. Oh,

1:11:20

sorry, reflex. It's a reflex. That's

1:11:24

a fail. Oh. Okay.

1:11:28

Let's go, Buggles. It's

1:11:31

another two points of damage as the

1:11:34

cool, Lecan psychic energy knifes into its

1:11:37

brain. Hits. Mental

1:11:40

damage. Looks pretty. It's like shaking

1:11:42

up there on top of the branch. You're

1:11:45

fine. Shaking up there. Pretty, pretty

1:11:47

rough. Until she falls and takes falling

1:11:49

damage. It's now. Nine, three, bottle cap.

1:11:52

Asta's turn. A couple things are gonna

1:11:54

happen. As you are grabbed

1:11:56

with this barbed filament, you

1:11:59

immediately take five. points of bleed damage which

1:12:01

takes you straight to dying 3. Oh

1:12:03

my god. Okay. And

1:12:05

now you roll to stabilize.

1:12:07

If you fail, you die.

1:12:10

If you have any bottle caps, you can give them

1:12:12

all to me to automatically stabilize

1:12:14

or you can roll first as

1:12:17

is often suggested. Um,

1:12:20

but if you... Okay, but if I roll first

1:12:22

and it fails, I can use a bottle cap. That's

1:12:24

the way I'll... Should your dying condition go up,

1:12:26

then you can use it, but you have to

1:12:28

use every single bottle cap. Right. I mean, she

1:12:30

has the bleed condition. Oh.

1:12:32

You didn't say that before. You take 5 bleed. Okay,

1:12:36

so I have bleed. It's not the bleed condition. Okay,

1:12:38

okay. You take 5 bleed damage. Maybe as long as

1:12:40

you're in it fast. Okay. Yeah, with this

1:12:42

thing. You know what? I've been down this

1:12:45

block before with a previous character. I'll roll, but now

1:12:47

I have bottle caps, so we'll see what happens. Roll

1:12:49

a natural 20. How many caps you got? I'm

1:12:51

gonna use my... I have two caps. You're

1:12:53

rolling a natural 20. You're stable. Yes, I'm gonna use...

1:12:55

Oh no, you're not stable, but you're dying 1. All

1:12:57

right, so DC13 flat check. Well,

1:13:01

that's a fail. That's

1:13:05

a 9. So... That

1:13:07

would take you to permadeath, or you can give me

1:13:10

both of your caps. For

1:13:14

the list that you got. Oh!

1:13:17

Oh, you got a bottle cap. Oh,

1:13:20

a bottle cap. You'll make a roll. I will

1:13:22

lob this very softly. Okay,

1:13:24

thank you for the soft lob. All

1:13:26

right. All right. Let's

1:13:29

see how I end this thing off the lob. She

1:13:31

then grows short and cuted. All right, so

1:13:33

then now you automatically stabilize, and I think

1:13:35

in this case you lose the wound. You're

1:13:37

not wounded. Not wounded. You are stable at

1:13:39

0 HP. But I'm still grabbed.

1:13:41

Still in the grasp. Yeah. And

1:13:43

unconscious, but not dying. And unconscious, but not

1:13:45

dying. So I have 0 HP, not 1 HP. 0

1:13:48

HP. 0 HP. All

1:13:50

righty. However it is, the monkey

1:13:52

scorpions turn. The

1:13:55

first thing it does is attempt to pull

1:13:57

you towards it. Actually, no.

1:13:59

Let's have some fun. It's

1:14:01

going to clamber down towards you

1:14:03

as it does you feel the tail

1:14:05

getting stronger and stronger because it's

1:14:08

no longer elongating. Its body is

1:14:10

contracting. Such a creepy creature. It

1:14:12

comes down and just goes to

1:14:14

claw you. 25 to

1:14:16

hit. Yes. Alright,

1:14:18

so you just go right to dying 1. 2

1:14:20

because that's a crit. No, it's not. No, 19

1:14:22

is her. And also it's 17. Unconscious and

1:14:25

prone. Oh, that's my

1:14:27

grab. Hold on. Unconscious. It's

1:14:29

your unconscious AC. 13, that's a crit. Wow,

1:14:32

that's him. That got for Matthew. He really does have it

1:14:34

out for you. You got

1:14:36

really mad about Bruce

1:14:39

Springsteen today and I want everyone to

1:14:41

know that. I

1:14:45

got really sad about Bruce Springsteen. This is for you,

1:14:48

Bruce. This is for Bruce. Bruce could help you in

1:14:50

times of trouble like he has me. So...

1:14:53

And goodness, you're not wounded. Dying 2 you

1:14:56

said, eh? Yep, dying 2. That was a

1:14:58

fun use of my bottle pap. Not.

1:15:00

It literally saved your own life. Just

1:15:03

to really take things to the next level, it then releases you.

1:15:05

You hit the ground and go to dying 3. And

1:15:08

then with its third action, it's fired. From 5 feet?

1:15:11

Yeah. Because you take... Well, yeah, unconscious,

1:15:13

I would imagine you take damage. How much damage

1:15:15

am I taking from 5 feet? That's one point of

1:15:18

damage that's enough to bring you to dying 3.

1:15:20

I watched a video about, with a trauma surgeon,

1:15:23

kind of commenting on the injuries

1:15:25

and home alone. It

1:15:27

hurt you a lot. Yeah. Yeah, 5 feet is actually kind

1:15:29

of a... If you fall more than 5 feet... Head strike, cracked

1:15:31

ribs, it punks you along. No damage. No

1:15:33

damage? Okay. Okay. Even

1:15:36

while unconscious? If you fall more than 5 feet.

1:15:38

There's nothing about unconscious. Yeah? Make

1:15:41

it canon, Asba still has a soft spot in

1:15:43

her skull. I think... I never... She's

1:15:46

like a baby. Next time we're off taking a hotel

1:15:48

together, we should take each other's beds while we're unconscious

1:15:51

to drop everybody 5 feet. See if it hurts. If

1:15:53

you take any damage. At all. It

1:15:55

hurts at all. It

1:16:00

hurts at all. You should make both of them. All

1:16:02

right, that's fine. All right, so you just hit

1:16:04

the ground dying, too. Cool. And

1:16:07

then it is going to

1:16:09

shoot its harpoon out at... Hubert.

1:16:15

He's close. He's right there. Felita.

1:16:17

Probably going to miss here. Yeah, not

1:16:19

too. So, pfft! Misses. That's it. It

1:16:22

snaps right next to her head. Yeah. By

1:16:25

the ramies you see, off the line, perfectly fine,

1:16:27

having taken no damage from the five-footer. Perfectly fine.

1:16:29

Huge gaping wound. I

1:16:32

was so fluff-like! If we

1:16:34

were going to do this properly, comedically, like,

1:16:36

as she was released, it would be at

1:16:39

that awkward angle where, like, her head and

1:16:41

neck hit first. And it has this horrible,

1:16:43

horrible sound. She

1:16:45

took no damage. Perfectly fine. It felt

1:16:47

better. Really fine! It's

1:16:50

only five feet. It's

1:16:53

only five feet. All right,

1:16:55

brother-ramies. Well, they

1:16:57

say, like, in a car crash, if you're, like,

1:16:59

sleeping in the car, you take less

1:17:01

damage. You ragdoll. Your body's ragdoll.

1:17:03

Yeah. Whereas, like, if you're the one driving... You

1:17:06

take less damage... You take less damage...

1:17:09

Yeah. I think you were HP...

1:17:11

That is interesting. Federal Department of

1:17:13

Transportation stipulated that. It suggests you

1:17:15

were hit points of damage when

1:17:17

he was... Okay, brother-ramies

1:17:19

is going to... If you're about to

1:17:21

crash, you should definitely fall asleep. That's

1:17:25

when I got... Quick! Leave me

1:17:27

alone, bye! Give me a bill! Someone give me a

1:17:29

sleeping pill! He's down again,

1:17:31

Ben. Uh,

1:17:34

okay. I mean, Bill! Bill!

1:17:37

Anyway... I mean,

1:17:39

Bill! Uh, brother-ramies

1:17:41

is going to... Now

1:17:43

that this thing has clambered down a little bit closer, he's

1:17:45

going to try to get a better look at it. So

1:17:47

he's going to do a recall knowledge nature on

1:17:49

the creature, plus eight. I

1:17:55

think. Shit, don't tell me anything. Don't

1:17:57

tell me anything. I

1:18:00

want to make sure I didn't foul this up. You

1:18:02

don't know? I don't

1:18:04

know anything. I roll really badly

1:18:06

when it's for you guys. That's so

1:18:09

crazy. So weird. Why

1:18:12

don't you use the app? Yeah, why don't you use the

1:18:14

app and we'll do 20s every time. I could do that.

1:18:18

You roll your boundary, your knowledge checks on the boundary too.

1:18:20

I'll roll mine. I'll

1:18:22

set up all the macros. Set up

1:18:24

the macros. There's

1:18:26

a thing I can use that lets you

1:18:28

guys click your knowledge check and you can't

1:18:30

see the result. Oh, that's cool. I

1:18:34

can set that up, but I do like using

1:18:36

our sponsored dice as much as possible. Ramius is going

1:18:38

to reach

1:18:41

out and cast Stabilize on

1:18:43

Asta. So you will

1:18:45

stabilize at zero. Wounded one. Wounded

1:18:48

one. Thank you. You

1:18:51

got it. So I'm not unconscious anymore.

1:18:53

You are unconscious, but you are not

1:18:55

dying. But you are wounded one.

1:18:59

So the healing light of the keeper

1:19:01

surrounds you. And maybe there's something else

1:19:03

infused there. It's kind of

1:19:05

strange. And it stabilizes you. But,

1:19:09

yeah, that's it for now. Okay. Good

1:19:11

round for Brother Ramius. Talita, what do you do?

1:19:14

Reload. Devise

1:19:16

the strategy. Come

1:19:18

on. And

1:19:21

check out the sub-city check

1:19:23

roll. That

1:19:25

will be... It's going to hit, but it's a

1:19:27

24 to hit. Oh, yeah. That's

1:19:29

a good hit. And this should

1:19:31

kill it. So we're fine. Nine points

1:19:34

of damage. And it falls out

1:19:36

of the tree. Lands on Asta's body. Luckily

1:19:40

it was only five feet. Luckily the corpse is in good

1:19:42

shape. It only fell

1:19:44

five feet. The dead

1:19:47

monkey scorpion lands right next to Asta. And

1:19:51

Asta is no longer dying. So

1:19:53

you are out of danger. Yeah. Brother Ramius

1:19:56

will come hobbling over

1:19:58

to Asta. All right, brother! Are

1:20:00

you okay? So, Leitha will rush over

1:20:02

as well. I've asked to keep his blessing

1:20:04

to stabilize her at the very least. She

1:20:07

should be okay. While Joe is working

1:20:10

on her, can I do a medicine check to see if she's

1:20:12

been poisoned? Is there

1:20:15

something I can do? Yeah, give me a... What's

1:20:17

your medicine? This is a grizzly wound. My

1:20:20

medicine, you say. My medicine

1:20:22

is plus five. Plus five? You

1:20:24

don't think so. It doesn't... You're

1:20:26

getting any smell. You look at like the

1:20:28

tip, the barbed tip. The tip of the

1:20:30

tail, it doesn't seem to have secreted anything.

1:20:32

It's covered in blood, your blood

1:20:34

and her blood. But you don't

1:20:37

sense any poison. I

1:20:39

don't think she's been poisoned. If that fur goes

1:20:41

up to the buckles, you're like spilling

1:20:44

on the ground. She's like, I'm so sorry. I

1:20:47

don't know what happened there. When

1:20:52

you do that, the kool uk-kan is

1:20:54

still in control. Oh, so she sees

1:20:56

your blue eyes still. They

1:20:59

turn red as you come up to this. It

1:21:01

just rises and you

1:21:03

feel... And he lifts his

1:21:06

hands up like he's going to take

1:21:08

some kind of revenge on you. And

1:21:11

then it's just staggered and he's

1:21:13

just like... No, no, no, no,

1:21:15

no. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. That's

1:21:18

okay, I deserve it. No,

1:21:21

no, no, no. No,

1:21:24

no, no, no. No, no, no, no. Accidents

1:21:28

happen. Yeah,

1:21:30

but I do accidents and then I

1:21:32

also don't help at all either. So

1:21:36

it's okay. It's okay, no, it's all

1:21:38

right. It's all right. And

1:21:41

he just like kind of falls backwards on

1:21:45

his back and just kind

1:21:47

of like clutching the arrow wound. And

1:21:51

he's almost too weak to

1:21:53

stand. Brother

1:21:55

Emmias, a look across at Talitha as he's working on this

1:21:58

horrible wound that... To talk.

1:22:00

Have you seen anything like that and

1:22:03

no idea what this is? Never even

1:22:05

heard of any. just some sort of

1:22:07

monkeys scorpion. ah some soup pretty

1:22:09

dialed in know cause he crit on

1:22:12

the treatments slow. That's pretty awesome. Ah

1:22:14

so he will do a total

1:22:16

of eighteen points of ceiling and you're

1:22:18

not wounded anymore. You

1:22:22

the wake you up from her salad. Breathing is

1:22:24

kind of. Okay,

1:22:27

the release of us as

1:22:29

soon. As a hit. List

1:22:33

of the creature never touched him but

1:22:35

he talking about the soccer. Specific:

1:22:38

our city I'm the size of

1:22:40

his supposedly he touches the arrow

1:22:42

is modest. Zephyr. Sooners.

1:22:44

In order to avoid summarize, the

1:22:47

Fittest has visited another series of

1:22:49

with Arrow Ha right going to

1:22:52

get the South's Boggles if he

1:22:54

has your strap of leather. By

1:22:57

down on. The

1:23:03

Thing out. Like

1:23:05

a bit but it is. It did work

1:23:08

and he starts to kill you. For max

1:23:10

I sixteen on the treat wounds. Some

1:23:13

with. With. Nine

1:23:15

patches up that arrow whole. I

1:23:19

scraped my knees. When. I

1:23:21

saw that saying a pod scraped

1:23:23

against a tree couldn't rule. You

1:23:25

may as well already. we all

1:23:28

sat here. father. Was

1:23:36

a stab says want some. To hear

1:23:38

me to. You're still hurt

1:23:40

australia. I mean, authors like still holding her

1:23:42

side and she's definitely alive. But see, it's

1:23:44

like to sitting against the base of the

1:23:46

treat next to the dead. Monkey is like

1:23:48

going to come back over sweating bullets.

1:23:51

that as a crip. Six.

1:23:53

Another Chris is awesome! Ah,

1:23:55

for a total of thirteen

1:23:57

points of healing. acceptable. Thank

1:24:01

you. But as you poking the

1:24:03

mighty Soviet with a stick, hubert

1:24:06

no point. In a seen

1:24:08

anything like there's no no no no this month

1:24:10

is gone to heaven. Francis.

1:24:16

Absolutely. Absolutely

1:24:19

lost a favour and he can't

1:24:22

even get his breath successor out.

1:24:24

Where am I am Huxley? Word

1:24:26

ruthlessness. Fitness. Oh

1:24:28

or I don't know what

1:24:30

that is. A stone.

1:24:34

Or six, six. Had to sit

1:24:36

inside. simply wouldn't have. Them with.

1:24:39

Whereas my mind. And

1:24:43

wow, I mean. Can

1:24:45

you ever turn it off? Assessor

1:24:49

asceticism a third to take

1:24:51

further raise his hand. In.

1:24:53

Both are flawed little hands.

1:24:57

Your blood in your blood test, mixing scam

1:24:59

all over. He.

1:25:02

says. He didn't think. I

1:25:05

didn't think with good is. I

1:25:08

don't. Know

1:25:12

what I heard? From Sars. And

1:25:17

on our side of the

1:25:19

job old have thought about

1:25:21

not on My brother used

1:25:23

to say that are no

1:25:25

no no no idea where

1:25:27

are the know what books

1:25:29

are you Pretty Korean humor

1:25:31

I. Sat down

1:25:34

a little details. Others had a

1:25:36

pops out. Today, what didn't? Or. Worse

1:25:39

than enough to, so my brother harrys to

1:25:41

say, Say

1:25:44

it. And we really from

1:25:46

the sound of. Money.

1:25:50

For us to just take the

1:25:52

claw and goes under is more

1:25:54

settled. Sin Earth. Theory.

1:25:58

Is. sunny little town And

1:26:01

she almost like lifts him up with the

1:26:03

claw and then just drops her hand

1:26:05

and picks up her katana and she'd sit and

1:26:07

walks over to the monkey. And

1:26:10

then takes her katana out and then just stabs the monkey in

1:26:12

the chest. The body

1:26:14

just... And

1:26:17

then she flings the blood off and puts the katana

1:26:19

back in. You have to find the same

1:26:21

inner strength that Liam Neeson and

1:26:24

Ewan McGregor did, dealing with Jar Jar

1:26:26

Binks. Somehow. How

1:26:29

did they hold it together? They were advanced

1:26:31

practitioners of a magical

1:26:33

religious order. Yeah, that's true. I

1:26:36

don't have those skills. Ramian?

1:26:39

This is why the Ramian's taking us in

1:26:41

stride. He

1:26:43

is though very concerned about the

1:26:47

dangers we may face in this place. Yeah,

1:26:50

does a monkey scorpion have anything on it? It's

1:26:52

just a monkey scorpion. I

1:26:54

think it's just a wild animal of this

1:26:57

jungle. We need to

1:26:59

be careful, but there's nothing we

1:27:01

did wrong. We were keeping an eye

1:27:03

out. This is literally the

1:27:05

first thing that we've seen in this

1:27:07

place and it almost wiped

1:27:09

us out. We could be heading into a

1:27:11

literal wave of inhalation. Perhaps all the more

1:27:13

reason to close it. Oh my god. I

1:27:19

just can't continue. I

1:27:21

can't continue with this. Do

1:27:25

you ever get sad that you have no one

1:27:27

to banter with in life that can return your

1:27:29

serve? You just ace

1:27:31

every conversation. Spike. I'll have Spike.

1:27:33

Spike. Hey. What's

1:27:36

your nature, Asa? Does anyone

1:27:38

know what this creature is? Yeah, I mean,

1:27:40

I did a nature and failed. Can I... I

1:27:42

don't know. Survival? It

1:27:45

hasn't already rolled. I'm trying to figure out what this thing

1:27:47

is. Both of you got... All three of you rolled. Do

1:27:49

you have any survival? Zero. And

1:27:51

nothing in your nature is working. You

1:27:54

do... I'll

1:27:57

say, it's like looking at its tail. You think you can't...

1:28:00

could probably harvest the tail to

1:28:02

use as an actual harpoon if

1:28:05

you wanted the arranged weapon. Let's

1:28:07

do it and give it to Hubert. Yeah, I

1:28:09

slice the tail off. Oi!

1:28:12

I throw it to Hubert. Next time

1:28:14

you help. What do

1:28:16

I do with this? Figure it out on

1:28:18

your own. Do I play it like a

1:28:20

banjo? You know what a banjo is? And

1:28:23

you can't write. Of course.

1:28:25

My brother, Eric, used to play the banjo. You

1:28:28

know, I got it. Probably would have so much

1:28:30

in common. He needs, you know,

1:28:32

animals from the forest, but he's

1:28:34

not from the forest. No, he's not from the forest. He's

1:28:36

not from the forest. He's from our very dark night. He's

1:28:38

from our very dark night. He's from a horrible, horrible place.

1:28:41

And it made him a horrible, horrible animal.

1:28:43

A odd bastard. Okay. A odd

1:28:45

bastard. Thank

1:28:47

you for this. I'll hold

1:28:50

on to it. Stick

1:28:53

him at the point again. All right. I can really put...

1:28:55

None of us, though. Gotcha. All

1:28:58

right. Let's keep... All the more reason

1:29:00

to get to this, whatever this civilization may be, perhaps

1:29:03

they have safeguards against these wild creatures. Let

1:29:06

us get back on the move. And

1:29:09

Brother Amius will heft up his pack of books, back

1:29:12

soaking with sweat. Not any relaxed

1:29:14

after that brief respite. And

1:29:17

continue on. Are Asta and

1:29:19

Bugle still wounded? No.

1:29:22

Okay, they both were move-wounded. Oh,

1:29:24

go ahead. I thought if you get treat

1:29:27

wounds, as a result of successfully treating

1:29:29

wounds, you lose the wounded condition. Also, refresh

1:29:31

my memory, Skid. From the sapling rod,

1:29:33

how much fruit did we get? And do you have all

1:29:35

that fruit? I don't

1:29:37

remember. In our

1:29:40

loot sheet. Ah, I will check the loot

1:29:42

sheet. I know that we had the fruit, and I

1:29:44

was gonna say if we split it up, just

1:29:46

in case. But maybe... I feel like it

1:29:48

was four pieces of fruit. Everybody got one, and I thought it

1:29:50

did 1D8, something like that. It

1:29:53

either does that or like lesser restoration. It

1:29:55

acts as one or the other, maybe? Yeah, but that was a

1:29:57

one-y thing. Like we had to adapt it to

1:29:59

2E. change it over. Okay. So I

1:30:01

think we just said 1D8HP. Just thinking out

1:30:03

loud. It just occurs to me that if

1:30:07

we're on Castroville or

1:30:09

on some tropical island

1:30:11

wherever, that weird guy, Malkior, is never

1:30:14

going to find out what happened to Barrio because we are

1:30:16

never going back to the thinlands farm. Yeah,

1:30:18

well, we hopefully will get back to Galarian one

1:30:21

day, or at Avastana, I should say one day.

1:30:23

And then we could send a letter. Yeah. Yeah.

1:30:25

There might be a post office at this pyramid.

1:30:29

One can help. Maybe. I mean,

1:30:31

they seem to have some advanced technology

1:30:33

here. Yeah. Like

1:30:37

the old saying goes, where there

1:30:39

are Fred gondolas, there are

1:30:41

males. Males.

1:30:44

All right. Onward. Onward.

1:30:47

And no change to her. I want to

1:30:49

be updated if there's any change

1:30:52

to possible

1:30:54

passage of

1:30:56

bipedal, perhaps intelligent

1:30:58

people. So any trails that

1:31:00

suddenly seem a little bit more well

1:31:03

maintained or well trodden or anything like

1:31:05

that. Marking. Yeah. Markings on

1:31:07

trees, blazes. Otherwise, I'll

1:31:09

just still assume we're in the complete wild where there's no

1:31:11

evidence of anyone. This has also got to feel like

1:31:14

apocalypse now. Yeah. Because it's like we're

1:31:16

in this completely alien place. We're

1:31:19

here for five seconds and we get attacked

1:31:21

by a scorpion monkey and two of us

1:31:23

almost die. So we have

1:31:25

no idea what kind of threats could be lurking

1:31:27

for us here. Yeah. And we saw

1:31:30

dragon poop. And we saw dragon poop. We've

1:31:32

got to be crazy on edge, especially you

1:31:34

because you're a drug. Yeah.

1:31:37

You're a drug guy. I

1:31:40

think it's time for drugs. I think

1:31:42

so. That's how they

1:31:44

got through it. When's the next time you're going to

1:31:46

be in the jungle? I've got some shipping. Do

1:31:49

you really? Yeah. Oh, right. We got it

1:31:51

at that thing. That's right. What are

1:31:54

you guys talking about? Don't worry about it. Be

1:31:58

cool, man. What? Have you ever

1:32:00

smoked flea leaf? What's that man? Flea

1:32:03

leaf. I just chew on this feather. So

1:32:06

what feather? This feather right here. Oh,

1:32:08

I thought it was a toothpick. You chew on the feather itself.

1:32:10

I do. Are you afraid of

1:32:12

that grinding down your teeth? It calms me down.

1:32:15

A bit nervous from time to time. Did

1:32:18

you like a chew? I'm

1:32:20

good, thank you. All right. I see. Some

1:32:23

good feather. I'm going now. I'm

1:32:25

going to walk ahead and... He got mad. He's

1:32:27

wet. All right. I'm

1:32:29

going to smoke some drugs. I'm

1:32:32

just going to do it. We're

1:32:34

stopped at this little place. We're stopped at the

1:32:36

door and we're going to go ahead. I

1:32:39

know. He's like, hold on a minute. I

1:32:41

want to smoke some drugs. He

1:32:43

just needs a second to roll it. That's all.

1:32:46

So you're doing this in front of us now. We're all just watching

1:32:48

you. Yeah. Like you heal us... Fuck

1:32:50

it! ...manically. And he rolls it and he'll walk. I'll

1:32:53

walk with it. So we're just doing it proudly open

1:32:55

now. He's covered in your blood. Yeah.

1:33:00

As am I. Have you been smoking that before

1:33:03

you try to heal us? So

1:33:05

were your hands shaking? You'd be surprised how focused

1:33:07

it can make you. Hey, hey, chill. What if the cops

1:33:09

are out? I thought you didn't know it was Billy. Do

1:33:11

you know what cops are? What if the cops listen, Lin?

1:33:13

I'm starting to think you're full of shit. Knock. You

1:33:16

know what banjos and cops are? You never had a book. Pulls

1:33:18

out a Tinder twig. I know this is a bad thing. I'm not going

1:33:20

to talk about it. I'm not going to talk about it. I'm not going

1:33:22

to talk about it. I'm not going to talk about it. You

1:33:25

know what this is? You know what

1:33:27

firing? Have you seen fire before? Please.

1:33:31

Put it against your skin. See if it

1:33:33

does anything. You knit with. My

1:33:37

mother

1:33:40

called it Bernie stuff. Is

1:33:42

that word you used? Fire.

1:33:44

You and this family of

1:33:46

imbeciles. In

1:33:49

fact, you made it out alive. Staggering.

1:33:52

I'm laughing at my family. Be

1:33:55

careful. You're eating the Bernie stuff.

1:33:58

Excuse me. Let's go. Go.

1:34:01

Let's move on. I never knew. I

1:34:03

never knew Brother Amius, I guess.

1:34:06

Yeah. It comes out in a little

1:34:08

spasm. Asda, if you want

1:34:10

me to go in front, I can. For

1:34:13

a bit. No, I'm, I'm, I'm, I

1:34:15

can. Mmm. Are you

1:34:17

bleeding? Do you, you bleed? She like

1:34:19

checks in. The blood is still wet. Like she pulls her

1:34:21

hand away. It's still wet all over her robe and she's like,

1:34:24

maybe. Perhaps we could

1:34:26

walk together. All right. And

1:34:30

so you continue walking through this thick

1:34:34

jungle where the Ramius really keeping a

1:34:36

careful eye out for

1:34:40

any signs of like life that

1:34:43

is maybe trod through. Yes. If

1:34:45

any of the trails are a little bit more

1:34:47

well kept, any, any tracks or anything like that,

1:34:49

please don't mean. I can fiddle for sure. He's

1:34:51

a child, Asda. What?

1:34:55

We're passing the duchy to the left.

1:34:57

For those listening. For those listening, we're all

1:34:59

pretending to smoke. Is there any left? I

1:35:01

took one. I didn't expect

1:35:03

to get it back. I took one. You

1:35:14

don't see any signs of life beyond like

1:35:16

wildlife. There are trees that have been scratched.

1:35:19

Is that beast you'll smell

1:35:21

about? And

1:35:25

the sounds are the sounds of nature,

1:35:28

jungle sounds, insects buzzing, things skittering

1:35:30

about in the brush. But eventually

1:35:32

you start to hear another sound, the

1:35:34

sound of rushing water. And

1:35:37

so continuing in

1:35:40

that direction, you come

1:35:42

upon a rushing

1:35:44

river cuts across the jungle.

1:35:47

And as you come out of the

1:35:49

clearing into where this river is, you

1:35:51

notice that its wide waters are

1:35:53

red as blood against

1:35:56

the jungle's green. Just

1:35:59

upstream. There are some red

1:36:01

rock outcroppings that squeeze the

1:36:03

river in that portion in

1:36:05

turn narrow rapids providing the

1:36:07

same mine of shutting boulders

1:36:09

that are close enough that

1:36:11

you could probably hop across.

1:36:13

The rest of the river

1:36:16

looks too rough or or

1:36:18

deep to safely try and

1:36:20

traverse. Look upstream you look

1:36:22

down stream and these little

1:36:24

rock's that are jetting out

1:36:26

seem to be the only

1:36:28

way across. Blood

1:36:31

Red River Fact? that's good.

1:36:33

I'm oh. Please.

1:36:37

Oh. Oh.

1:36:41

Work. oh you weren't kidding.

1:36:43

See who blood us squinting

1:36:45

and she goes. And

1:36:50

supposed. To

1:36:53

give some is me away I were to the

1:36:55

river very me who's gonna put his hand into

1:36:57

it. And

1:37:00

sort of like run it up his hand.

1:37:02

See you know, is it stains his hand

1:37:04

read or if it's clear as he pulls

1:37:06

it up or if it's read as he

1:37:08

pulls it up his it's sediments. yeah exactly

1:37:11

what? wrong or your your hand up in

1:37:13

there is like the faintest little orange he

1:37:15

residues left. And

1:37:18

it's not like viscous. Smell

1:37:21

it to scoop and smell. It

1:37:26

smells like normal water, but

1:37:28

like. It

1:37:31

is obviously not something else going on.

1:37:33

Here is what's her nature of him

1:37:35

seat for say a He thinks that

1:37:38

it's that did the ominous coloration is

1:37:40

due to like just a lot of

1:37:42

iron in the water. Other monday minerals

1:37:45

that have changed support sera mining theory

1:37:47

is going to drink. Music

1:37:53

Without. He

1:37:56

immediately. scout out

1:37:59

with them What a very

1:38:01

strange thing to happen instantly. Your

1:38:04

foot like... Is the word you hear often

1:38:07

and it applies to gout immediately. Yeah, instantaneous

1:38:09

gout. Let's just put it

1:38:11

over the edge. No, it's very refreshing.

1:38:15

And then I'll scoop more. Asa

1:38:17

goes down on her hands and even starts drinking it

1:38:19

too and just like putting it on her face. Just

1:38:22

so hot and humid. Yeah, I'm just picturing

1:38:24

like not traveling with a proper, you know,

1:38:26

water skin and stuff through the dark lands, whatever,

1:38:29

the thin lands, sorry, then through

1:38:31

the jungle, super hot, whatever, I just didn't...

1:38:34

I imagined he didn't have water on him so I was eager

1:38:36

to see water and so he's going to drink it. So

1:38:39

I think he's going to take an empty vial and take a sample. Mmm.

1:38:42

Mmm. Mmm. That's

1:38:45

better. Yeah, she dug her

1:38:47

whole head in. I think perhaps the coloring

1:38:49

is a result of the minerals. Yeah,

1:38:52

red. The coloring is

1:38:54

a result of minerals, perhaps a mine

1:38:56

or some such upriver. And

1:38:59

he looks upriver. If

1:39:02

I perceive in the distance, you know,

1:39:04

in daylight, can I see anything far

1:39:06

upriver? Just turn and go out of

1:39:08

the side. River starts getting wider and

1:39:10

wider and then turn and disappear. And

1:39:12

so we need to go across these

1:39:14

rocks? This seems to be the only

1:39:17

plausible place to cross. Is it moving

1:39:19

fast? Yeah, but the way that those

1:39:21

rocks are, it like... The water rushes

1:39:23

over them but it's forming these little... The

1:39:27

way that they're positioned, it's making it

1:39:29

a little bit... So we're going to...

1:39:31

Rapids? Yeah, the rapids are

1:39:33

splitting so it's not as crazy. Yeah.

1:39:36

Okay. You can use the leap

1:39:38

action but you don't even have to roll for it

1:39:40

because it's... Okay, so

1:39:42

this does not seem particularly dangerous. No.

1:39:45

You don't want to fall into this. Sure, but like we don't have to

1:39:47

roll. We can leap action. Yeah.

1:39:51

Leap action. Okay. So the Raimus jumps

1:39:53

out first? Yeah, I thought it

1:39:55

was a little ridiculous that Brother Raimus goes out first but

1:39:57

I will. He's high.

1:39:59

He's high. Those slightly embolden models out

1:40:01

on some other family. A bit

1:40:03

nervous when on their ramis of.

1:40:07

It just sucks you in the edge of the sure. The last

1:40:09

two little. Been a bit nervous. Never

1:40:11

really been near this. Read stuff.

1:40:15

Just water. I think it's just water.

1:40:18

was adding water. Costs.

1:40:23

Are about are you calling raising

1:40:25

runny drifts off? Know what is

1:40:28

he saying? You don't wanna know?

1:40:30

That's not what was her is

1:40:32

of. This

1:40:35

is rob on a drip drip.

1:40:38

Smarter about drugs? Are

1:40:41

you a for hims jersey? So

1:40:43

yes. On I

1:40:45

to try them immediately. Sober person with us

1:40:47

has has just not feedback as salvo with

1:40:49

his head fog and so sober at as

1:40:51

I target so dove the it's all I

1:40:54

was just run a drips I'm fine. I

1:40:57

go over the runway look at I go.

1:41:01

Look at I go. Is

1:41:04

a really good kid sitting around

1:41:06

here sell us some him in.

1:41:11

Sf. About

1:41:16

An Assist Assist Blaming. Me for asking

1:41:18

him to come with us. He.

1:41:20

Did as a boy or there. Would

1:41:23

be helpful to friends. You

1:41:27

America is. Always as

1:41:29

as it has had by the most of them.

1:41:31

In closer city you want to keeping me in

1:41:33

earshot it. Is he is kind. To

1:41:37

us humor about this to. A

1:41:40

successful. Job

1:41:44

yet some going mad over the rather

1:41:46

drips Iraq com. And

1:41:49

Hubert starts jumping from rock

1:41:51

to rock. The Ramius

1:41:53

up in the lead. turns

1:41:55

back to look at this and as for

1:41:58

the ramius take a glance fact look,

1:42:00

the rest of you see something

1:42:03

rising out of the

1:42:05

water behind Ramius. Oh no. And

1:42:07

Ramius, you see the looks on their

1:42:09

faces and you turn and

1:42:12

look at this massive

1:42:16

snail-like creature rising

1:42:19

out of the water and

1:42:21

it just rears itself back and

1:42:24

we'll see it next time. Oh no! Oh

1:42:26

my god, Ramius! The camera looks ridiculous. The

1:42:28

camera looks ridiculous. That he would jump out

1:42:30

there first. It doesn't make any sense. You

1:42:32

did it! I know, but it didn't make

1:42:35

any sense! Be careful! It's gigantic!

1:42:37

I'm falling in the running grip! I blame it on

1:42:39

the flailie. I blame it on the flailie. Were you

1:42:41

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