Quick, how do you kill time on an episode of Thunder? How about having lightning strike the transmitter and ruin the broadcast quality for an entire episode. That is one way, but another is to debut an unknown against an established talent. In a nothing spot in the middle of the show, with him under a mask and coming to the ring wearing chaps, with aggressively generic entrance music. Imagine, if you will, that individual’s name is The Machine? Why. Don’t ask so many questions, this is a thought experiment, we’re talking about having to kill time on a professional wrestling show, which is the mark of quality entertainment. Which is exactly what this episode is about, in the first of a series we would like to call Anatomy of a Bad Match. Tonight, on what will surely go down in History as the Greatest Podcast in the History of Our Sport, we see new detailed fidelity in our wrestling experience through a particularly crisp Russian leg sweep.