In Jetta’s intro to this episode, she neglects to use the word “eulogize” to the normal intro of our show. That’s because what we have for you today isn’t a eulogy; it’s an invitation to those convened to speak up in respect for the deceased, so that we know who needs to be buried in the next few graves over. This, listeners, is the sort of thing that breaks a mind. This is only one of two movies I’ve forced myself to keep watching, and I had to at twice speed. It was still too long, and to be fair, 104 minutes of anything involving Hogan is way too long. Let alone when Chris Lemmon is with him, doing Chris Lemmon things, and supposedly cool boat that is supposedly there and that supposedly fights crime being held to the background for some sort of unbelievably boring family drama. We warned you, mess with Thunder, and you pay the price. Tonight, on what will surely go down as the Greatest Podcast in the History of Our Sport, Hulk Hogan challenges the entire country of Cuba to a Battle in a Boat Match.