We did it. We ran out of Shrek content. Your hosts are older, more cynical, and arguably dumber now. We reflect on what we've learned, what Shrek is, why Shrek is, our podspirations, and which ogre baby has the will to power. This has been fun

#29 - Shrek Reviews: If Shaggy Can Do It

Feb 7th, 2017 1h 22m

Your hosts have said a lot of things about Shrek over the course of this podcast, but it's high time we heard from the common folk, the everyman, the hoi polloi. Is Shrek simply funny musical? Does it walk the line like The Simpsons? Do the dis

#28 - Boo, Zino, & The Snurks: A Toilet Called Tragedy

Jan 31st, 2017 1h 2m

Possibly based on a half-remembered recommendation or (more likely) our own rotting brains, this week we watched an insane animated film from 2004 that has nothing to do with Shrek called Boo, Zino, & the Snurks. This week: the self-explanatory

#27 - Shrek Soundtracks Part 2: Lionel's Burden

Jan 24th, 2017 1h 14m

We listen to the (largely irrelevant) soundtracks from Shrek the Third and Shrek Forever After. This week: Zep plays Ellis Island, alt-right Ferguson Darling, Tiny Minogue, depressing karaoke failures, and Alicia lectures kids these days with t

#26 - Shrek Soundtracks Part 1: Bahamaniacs

Jan 17th, 2017 1h 6m

Content!! We listen to the original motion picture soundtracks from Shrek and Shrek 2. This week: campus Kazaa, Danny Glover's lazy drag alter-ego, translating Dido, Alicia infuriates Evanescence fans, and Dan dares to suggest any theme park ca

#25 - Shrek Forever After Special Features: Club Penguins of Madagascar

Jan 10th, 2017 55m 55s

We finally finish up the DVD content with Shrek Forever After special features. This week: backhanded yearbook compliments, Liverpool is not in Scotland, the best/worst DVD menus to fuck to, lepperkins, a burlap shawl, and Dreamworks logos for

#24 - Shrek Forever After with Commentary: Butterpants, Honeyboy

Jan 3rd, 2017 51m 23s

Happy new year! We're still doing this! This week: Dan grapples with respecting Ryan Seacrest, universal applications of My Dinner With Andre, the amazing feats of the single father, Andy Rooney hates literacy, and chaos agent Jeffrey Katzenber

#23 - Shrek the Third Special Features: Moisten Pile, Add Worms

Dec 20th, 2016 1h 2m

With no commentary track to guide us, we jump into the deep end of special features for the worst of the Shrek films (need we specify? it's the third one, dummy). This week: Archie, Winnie the Pooh, and other animated properties much more pleas

#22 - Another Shrek 2 Commentary: Feeties

Dec 13th, 2016 48m 30s

Our plans to watch Shrek the Third with commentary track were foiled by it not existing. However, Shrek 2 had two commentary tracks, so that's what we did! Oh, and porn. This week: footjob spa, hyper-specific caption porn, Rumpy's BDSM contract

#21 - Shrek 2 Special Features: Gingy's Fuckdance

Dec 6th, 2016 48m 30s

Shrek 2 doesn't have quite as much exciting bonus content as the first movie, but somehow we made do with only 2 hours' worth. This week: fuckin HP shills, THE VOTE FOR SHRECK AND FEONIE, spider arms, Dan tries to kickstart some Reboot nostalgi

#20 - Shrek 2 Commentary: I'm Coming, Elizabeth!

Nov 29th, 2016 1h 5m

This time we watched Shrek 2 with directors' commentary track. It's what we did, here it is. This week: gratuitive pooting, the naked movie that almost was, the many instances of biggest laughs in the film, Alicia sympathizes (too much?) with c

#19 - Shrek Special Features: #MyLifeIsALivingHell

Nov 22nd, 2016 1h 5m

The 2-disc Shrek DVD boasts several hours' worth of special features in addition to the 45 minutes you will spend trying to make some of them work on the damn DVD-ROM shit. We looked at as many of them as we could tolerate. This week: reverse c

#18 - Not Talkin' Shrek, Baby

Nov 15th, 2016 1h 3m

We were all set to watch some more special features, then an election happened. At the risk of sounding maudlin, it turns out it's incredibly difficult to watch something you hate when everything else going on is already so hateful. So this epi

#17 - Shrek with Commentary: This Is My Fart Opus

Nov 8th, 2016 51m 1s

We delve into the ancient medium of the DVD for a treasure trove of new bullshit in the form of filmmakers' commentary tracks. This week: a parking lot full of horse skeletons, Mike Myers' waifu, women swiveling around their tampons, Meg Ryan's

#16 - Shrek The Musical, Part 2: Yes, Really

Nov 1st, 2016 46m 16s

Continuation of last week's conversation about this thing that was allowed to happen. Listen to part one first, ya dummy!

#15 - Shrek The Musical, Part 1: Christ, Really?

Oct 25th, 2016 56m 25s

We've been teasing it since the beginning and here it goddamn is, Shrek the Goddamn Fucking Musical. This is a two-parter, folks. This (and next) week: the Shrek/Birdman connection, "naughty musicals," deflated Al Roker-looking motherfuckers, B

#14 - The Adventures Of Puss In Boots: Icing Up My Cow Parts

Oct 18th, 2016 53m 9s

Will we ever run out of content? Not as long as Dreamworks and Netflix have anything to say about it—AND THEY DO. The Adventures of Puss in Boots is an (awful) original Netflix series for children, because they will watch anything. This week: g

#13 - Grotcha Journalism; with Joey Clift

Oct 11th, 2016 45m 9s

Your hosts welcome real-life licensed Shrek content creator Joey Clift (@joeytainment, Cartoon Network, SyFy, DreamWorks TV, truTV, National Geographic Wild, 25 Minutes of Silence, You Should Love Wrestling, oh boy a lot more), writer for the D

#12 - Shrek Farts, The World Laughs; with Alicia Hawkes

Oct 4th, 2016 45m 36s

Your hosts welcome fellow Shrek-based comedy maker Alicia Hawkes (Virginia's Harem, @aliciahawkes) for a conversation about making fun out of nothing at all (the "nothing" is Shrek). This week: Billy Joel is the Shrek of the music industry, how

#11 - Shorts, Part 3: Robert Meowny Jr.

Sep 27th, 2016 53m 33s

Rounding out their expedition into the shadowy realms of the Extended Shrekiverse, your hosts dive into some Puss in Boots shorts (Puss in Boots: The 3 Diablos, Puss in Boots Audition Tapes, and Puss in Boots Cat Premiere). This week: fan theor

#10 - Scared Shrekless: Not Shitless

Sep 20th, 2016 1h 6m

If you thought we'd covered all the Shrek Halloween content, you're DEAD wrong (get it)!! This week: damp handfuls of candy corn, having a website was hilarious in 1998, Puss in Boots reinforces rape culture, and baby Dan goes undercover in a f

#9 - Shrek The Halls: Farting On Snakes

Sep 13th, 2016 1h 6m

With only 103 days until Christmas, your hosts eagerly dive into that classic holiday special everyone watches every year, Shrek the Halls. This week: the Gingerbread Man endures unspeakable trauma for our amusement, the ogres mutilate even mor

#8 - Shorts, Part 2: Witchie Poo

Sep 6th, 2016 53m 31s

Perfectly timed to debut eight weeks before Halloween, your hosts take a gander at the spoooookiest of the Shrek shorts: The Ghost of Lord Farquaad, Thriller Night, and the only-tangentially-Shrek-related The Pig Who Cried Werewolf. This week:

#7 - Shorts, Part 1: Pianoman Square

Aug 30th, 2016 1h 5m

Having finished the feature films, your hosts move on to the miscellaneous short films that dot the Shrekiverse like glistening, green medallions—with the first entry examining the music-related shorts (Shrek in the Swamp Karaoke Dance Party, F

#6 - Entourage: Much A-douche About Nothing

Aug 22nd, 2016 1h 9m

"Entourage? That isn't Shrek!" You're right, it isn't. Alicia made an offhanded comment in a previous week about doing an Entourage episode, and here we are. Oh boy. We join the whole absolutely-not-gay gang for a meandering, meaningless jaunt