CJ & Helen dread their upcoming birthdays;  CJ's week starts with an ordeal at the dentist's office, and ends with an eye-opening visit to a Tatoo Parlor;  other peoples' kids invade the tranquility of CJ's home life;  the glory of back-to-school time;  CJ & Helen compare first kiss stories;  CJ admits to liking 90 Day Fiance' on TLC, and CJ and Helen run down the show's cast members;  CJ can't box and play hockey on consecutive days anymore;  Helen stands on the precipice of 40; the Miscellaneous items List includes Powerball, marital property, Helen's fear of the HVAC controls, birthday gift anxiety, and filling out school forms;  CJ's fascination with straight razors;  buying fish at a diner; The Weird News of the Week includes road pizza, million dollar bills, the Eclipse, and a fried rat;  Listener Emails.