Darklife! Like Sleaford Mods meets Art Brut meets the 80s. We even have Art Brut axeman Ian Catskilkin playing on it, strap in - ah go on, it's your birthdaaaaayy.
Once You Clear The Bodies“There’s a group of UK business people, wonderful guys … And they literally have a brilliant vision to turn Sirte … into the next Dubai. The only thing they’ve got to do is clear the dead bodies away and then they’ll
Let’s All Go To Grammar SchoolLet’s all go to grammar school!Ink wells! Blackboards! Metre rules!Arithmetic and joined-up scriptand all that Goveish rose-tint schtick.Yes! Let’s all go to Grammar school!Where the oeuvre of Rupert Brook
Down with Experts!Our screens are full of extrovertswith policies like text alertswho bang their breasts and then assert:we've had our fill of experts!Experts with their darn book-learning.On yer trikes, we’re not for turning!Universi
On Revisiting John Betjeman’s GraveTen years ago we slouched up here to you,a band of gobby boys against the world,a cobweb string of paying gigs to keep us from the dole.We walked up from the beach across the easyseventh hole, new bea
LullabyIn half-heeled homes on terraced streetsthe suburbs sing their psalms:the charger buzz, the deadlock click,the shrieking, far-off car alarm.I’m sorry love, it’s nothing much -a carb and protein fix.Remember how we used to eatb
It’s Great to Have My Country Back by Luke WrightThe dream of ’45 is deadunited Europe full of leaddivision reigns but SHIT THE BEDIt’s great to have my country back!The markets shake like Georgie Bestas Farridge thumps his flabby ches
Gaffe ManPolitical correctness ain’t gone madit's gaffer taped and bound and gaggedso let's say something really badintroducing Gaffe Man!Bowles club blazer, old school tiePrince Philip but a touch more sprykeeps them busy at Private