The Brian's celebrate their huge win of the previous year, that is, predicting the road toll and other tricky elements. The Suzuki Jimny takes the top gong for most death related accidents while the name Kevin is the outright winner in the most deaths category. 
The truth only known on the northside of Brisbanium is unleashed and Brian let's the world know that Ma Ling has been awarded best Asian restaurant and Bathhouse and personally taken the gong for her Fellatio skills. Both Brian's endorse the award wholeheartedly and love her technique.
The Herrings will shortly start Poocasting from the Dark side of the Moon. With encouragement from Dave Gilmour, the Brian's will be the first human type things to drop a shit on the moon as well. 
Buzz Aldrin has encouraged the Brian's and sees a Nobel Prize for Stool prowess heading into the Siamese Herring Experiment's trophy cabinet. 
All this and a moron this week's shopping list.