3 Things Must Die! S01E046Stephen looks into what Twitter wants us to know and finds some useful information.Beneath Joe Biden’s Folksy Demeanor, a Short Fuse and an Obsession With Detailshttps://archive.ph/wip/I5QE9How a Genetic Trait in

Baseballers and a Talk Show Host Asymptomatically Cough, Greenwald Knocks Down Liz Cheney's 'If' and Taibbi Nixes Apologizing to the Woke | 3 THINGS MUST DIE!

May 14th, 2021 54m 58s

3 Things Must Die! S01E045Stephen finds out what Twitter wants us to know about "breakout" infections, then looks into Greenwald vs. Liz Cheney and Taibbi vs. apologizing to the Woke.Liz Cheney Lied About Her Role in Spreading the Discredite

Republicans vs. Liz Cheney, Greenwald vs. AOC, 19th Century Fictional Preacher vs. Nude Sculpture | 3 THINGS MUST DIE!

May 12th, 2021 1h 15m

3 Things Must Die! S01E044Stephen reads the first chapter of "A Modern Hercules" by Melvin G. Winstock, looks into what Twitter wants us to know about Liz Cheney, and dives into Glenn Greenwald's attack on AOC."A Modern Hercules" by Melvin G.

Stop Looking Like Leonardo DiCaprio, Leonardo DiCaprio! | 3 THINGS MUST DIE!

May 11th, 2021 56m 10s

3 Things Must Die S01E43Stephen reads Glenn Greenwald, John McWhorter, and finds out what Twitter wants us to know about Israel, Palestine, Leonardo DiCaprio, Car Talk, and more.Antony Blinken Continues to Lecture the World on Values His Admi

Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959) | 3 THINGS MUST DIE!

May 10th, 2021 1h 3m

3 Things Must Die S01E042Billy Bennett climbs back aboard the podcast to talk about fiery paper plates, zombie vampires, shower curtains on airplanes, and more.The Three Things1. Confusing one of the Four Horsemen of the Anti-Apocalypse with

Duh, Here's a Riddle. What Has Only One Horn, Is White and Gives Milk? | 3 THINGS MUST DIE!

May 8th, 2021 29m 33s

3 Things Must Die! S01E041Stephen concerns himself with a man who steps on plastic barrettes to save a man with ravioli in his navel, a cartoon walrus who writes for People magazine, and more.The Three Things1. Quips from physicists2. Quips

Spockian Werewolves Playing Golfball (One of the Better Sportsball Games!) at Space Camp | 3 THINGS MUST DIE!

May 7th, 2021 1h 3m

3 Things Must Die S01E40Stephen shivers at the idea of werewolf linguists, as he cites a 1986 robot movie to justify using a naughty word.My Substackhttps://stephenspurling.substack.com/The Three Things1. The phrase "par for the course." I

Youth! Are You Trapped in Grandpa's Double-Breasted Suit? Can You Reach Your Cell Phone to Call for Help? | 3 THINGS MUST DIE!

Apr 24th, 2021 31m 53s

3 Things Must Die! S01E039Stephen dives into an immersive sea of tattooed Disney World employees, missing Netflix subscriptions and grandma's captivating khakis. The Three Things:1. Youth trapped in the clothing of the elderly.2. Parading a

Fill My Hat with Coffee and Nude Country Singers! | 3 THINGS MUST DIE!

Apr 23rd, 2021 44m 1s

3 Things Must Die! S01E038Stephen goes deep on Entertainment Weekly covers, full hats and caffeinated counties.THE THREE THINGS:1. Clothed Dixie Chicks.2. Filling one's hat with pharmaceuticals.3. The idea that coffee causes Asperger's.

How to Make Jim Carrey Cry | 3 THINGS MUST DIE!

Apr 22nd, 2021 55m 49s

3 Things Must Die S01E037Blues Musician Extraordinary, Ken Hurley, and Blue Musician Extraordinary Girlfriend Extraordinary, Kristie, has moved into a new place, but Ken still has time to talk about religion, politics, and the 1994 Little Ras

French-Canadian Pronunciations; Bathing Bikini Suits; Kirstie Alley as Gloria Steinem; Jane Fonda Kisses James Franciscus | 3 THINGS MUST DIE!

Apr 22nd, 2021 36m

3 THINGS MUST DIE! S01E036Stephen imagines himself wearing an unfiltered leaking bikini bathing suit, or does he?--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/stephen-spurling/support

Mr. Bug Goes to Town (1941) | THIS MOVIE MUST DIE!

Apr 21st, 2021 1h 11m

This Movie Must Die! S01E012Decades before Pixar took the magnifying glass to the micro-world, Max Fleischer and company imagined a grasshopper falling in love with a bee; and now Stephen and his crew use their own micro-brains to judge Fleis

2042; Cat Licks Skillet; Greenwald on Sicknick; Veritas and Slapsticking Charlie Chester; Tom Woods on Communism; Matt Taibbi on Bonenberger | 3 THINGS MUST DIE!

Apr 20th, 2021 31m 20s

3 Things Must Die! S01E035Stephen is thrilled to read about Charlie Chester and Adrian Bonenberger because ~ what great names, right? Meanwhile, Stephen's cat licks a clean iron skillet.Amazon | The Singularity Is Near by Ray KurzweilSubsta

Alice in Wonderland (1933) THIS MOVIE MUST DIE!

Apr 12th, 2021 1h 28m

Mikey (as played by Josh and Erin) hates everything, even Life cereal. (It's 2021 now, and we have Oreo O's.) But will Mikey hate ALICE IN WONDERLAND (1933)? After all, the Josh half of Mikey has read the books and both halves have seen and lov

This Crummy Is Unacceptable | 3 THINGS MUST DIE!

Apr 8th, 2021 2h 17m

Stephen talks about Lynne Patton, Noah Bookbinder, Park Cannon, bad cars, a rare comic book, and more.--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/stephen-spurling/support

A Bad Penny Always Turns Up Because All Pennies Are Bad | 3 THINGS MUST DIE!

Apr 7th, 2021 36m 17s

Stephen dreams of a naked turtle and a penniless America.--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/stephen-spurling/support

May Journalism Go the Way of Paper Routes | 3 THINGS MUST DIE!

Apr 6th, 2021 1h 20m

Paper routes were bad, journalism is worse.--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/stephen-spurling/support

Which Is Better? Coffee or a Great Life Hack? They're About the Same, Right? | 3 THINGS MUST DIE!

Apr 5th, 2021 7m 46s

Here's a great clip from episode 1334 of COFFEE WITH SCOTT ADAMS, followed by a surprising event.https://www.scottadamssays.com/2021/04/04/episode-1334-scott-adams-ill-change-some-of-your-lives-for-the-better-today-come-have-coffee-and-talk-a

The Keyword Is Chef | 3 THINGS MUST DIE!

Apr 4th, 2021 1h 2m

Billy and Matthew join Stephen to discuss movies and TV shows that have one or more chefs in them.--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/stephen-spurling/support

Crapping the Case | 3 THINGS MUST DIE!

Apr 3rd, 2021 1h 51m

3 THINGS MUST DIE! E01S029Stephen discusses Matt Taibbi 's review of Mighty Ira (2020) ; shave gel; Tim Pool on Delta Airlines paying for wokeness; and more.--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/stephen-spurlin

The Fatbergs | 3 THINGS MUST DIE!

Apr 1st, 2021 1h 7m

Stephen discusses: fatbergs; the overrating of crickets; the extortion of a U.S. rep; and more. Later, a musician, a chef and a Disney expert walk into a bong--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/stephen-spurling

Bonus

ASMR Henny Youngman | BONUS!

Apr 1st, 2021 13m 35s

Want to get some deep, relaxing sleep? Sleep that could last forever? Listen to my bonus episode of 3 Things Must Die!3 Things Must Die! S01E028 (Part 2) (Bonus!)--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/stephen-sp

Tin Ferris Wheel, Bal-Itchy Shriek-Fasten, Doormat Tie-a-Bee | 3 THINGS MUST DIE!

Mar 31st, 2021 35m 26s

A deathbed joke about an allegedly boring number leads Stephen to feelings of inadequacy--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/stephen-spurling/support

The Pope, the Mule, and Satan | 3 THINGS MUST DIE!

Mar 29th, 2021 1h 39m

3 Things Must Die! S01E026Stephen uses Francis the Talking Mule to remember the Pope. Marlee stops by to review a musical horror story featuring feminist cannibals.Subjects include: the Suez Canal, Meghan Markle, Prince Harry, Oprah Winfrey,

Styxhexenhammer666 Says the United States No Longer Has a Free Press? | 3 THINGS MUST DIE!

Mar 29th, 2021 20m 36s

Stephen Cathy-Newmans all over the argument of Styxhexenhammer666.--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/stephen-spurling/support