In episode 31

Watch out, your hoffendimer might try to kill you! We've got another story about a goat, and guess what's back...the Darwin Awards. Fair warning, this show went off the rails from the beginning!

Warning! The Three Ring Circus Podcast is not intended for children. The explicit tag is there for a reason. It is only intended for immature adults. If you like the show, please give us a five star rating and review on apple podcasts. This helps us fool our robot and/or reptilian overlords that we are, in fact, more important than we actually are. This show is a parody that was made for entertainment purposes only and none of our statements are intended as fact. It’s just opinions of two dumb idiots. Follow us on the Twitter box @circuspodcast.Weird News 2 Baseball Players Named Brady Feigl Take DNA Tests To See If They’re Related

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/baseball-players-dna-twins-brady-feigl_n_5c6db034e4b0e37a1ed44c2e

Man angry his photo was used to prove all hipsters look alike — then learns it wasn't him

https://www.cbc.ca/amp/1.5046933?__twitter_impression=true

Lincoln The Goat Elected Mayor Of Small Vermont Town

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/goat-mayor-vermont_n_5c81937ee4b08d5b785fb614

Man Trapped In Snow For 5 Days Says He Survived On Taco Sauce Packets

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/man-survived-off-taco-sauce_n_5c7c1925e4b0e5e313cbd6e0

Grenade launcher found in Florida man's luggage. 'Thank goodness' it was a replica, TSA says

https://www.usatoday.com/story/travel/news/2019/03/05/tsa-replica-grenade-launcher-found-florida-man-luggage/3072296002/

Police called on potential 'deranged person.' It was actually a cardboard cutout of MyPillow CEO

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2019/03/02/cardboard-mypillow-ceo-mike-lindell-call-minnesota-police/3039257002/

'Craziness': Brawl over crab legs at buffet restaurant caught on videohttps://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/craziness-brawl-crab-legs-buffet-restaurant-caught-video-123706232.html

Darwin Award

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/mark-anthony-jones-penis-shooting_n_5c7d9493e4b0129e36bdd2bc

Scam JamDaylight Savings Time Is Actually a Good Thing

https://www.popularmechanics.com/science/environment/a18011/in-defense-of-daylight-saving-time/

Hero Of The WeekHero Dog Saves 87-Year-Old Woman During Dangerous Cold Snap in Minnesota

https://www.iheart.com/content/2019-02-05-hero-dog-saves-87-year-old-woman-during-dangerous-cold-snap-in-minnesota/

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