Sugar. Spice. And everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect outdoor poet. But Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction...complete and utter disregard for the concept of too much i

Ep.112 Menstrual Hut

Jun 6th, 2021 12m 28s

Apologies to any listeners who may find this content offensive. And by offensive, we mean totally radical and excellent. And by apologies we mean you're welcome.Follow Arthur @arthurgreenleafholmes & arthurgreenleafholmes.comSupport Arthur a

Ep.111 The Tewkesbury Pudding

May 22nd, 2021 16m 37s

Open up the hanger of your ears! Here comes the airplane of regret and remorse. It's the 4:15 from AGH carrying a load of depravity and stench like you've never witnessed before.Follow Arthur @arthurgreenleafholmes & arthurgreenleafholmes.com

Ep.110 Clap For My Love & The Sea Captain's Wyfe

May 15th, 2021 15m 44s

There once was a poet named HolmesWhose poems elicited groans.And not the good kindThat sneak up from behind,But the ones that come deep from your bones.Follow Arthur @arthurgreenleafholmes & arthurgreenleafholmes.comSupport Arthur at p

Ep.109 A Directory of Doxies, and Tavern-Floor Tina

May 2nd, 2021 14m 26s

ARTHURRRRRRRRRR GREEENLEEEEAFFFFF HOOOOOOOOOOOOOLMES (This is a professional podcast)Follow Arthur @arthurgreenleafholmes & arthurgreenleafholmes.comSupport Arthur at patreon.com/backgroundjoysSupport us by supporting our host network, Dim

Ep.108 How Arthur's Peep Show Inspired A Poem

Apr 24th, 2021 21m 51s

Once upon a time, there was a boy named Arthur Greenleaf Holmes. It wasn't the poet and podcaster you know and love, but rather the unfortunate child of a pair of fans. That poor, poor boy.... What will become of him? Poor boy...Follow Arthur

Ep.107 The Ruined Maid(s)

Apr 17th, 2021 12m 45s

Do not remove the tag on this podcast. If you've received this podcast without its tag, please contact the local authorities. Not because they'll do anything about it, but just to show them how cool your taste in podcasts is.Today's episode:

Ep.106 Arthur Finds an Alley, and Hiddely-Diddley-Didely-Hoo

Apr 10th, 2021 16m 42s

The first fourteen people who listen to this week's episode will be visited by the spirit Arthur Greenleaf Holmes. He's not dead or anything. He's in training to put the "ass" back in astral projection.Today's episode: Arthur Finds an Alley,

Ep.105 I Bought A Cleese and Thought of You

Apr 3rd, 2021 14m 20s

For the last time, podcasts are a purely audio medium. Any foul stenches arising upon listening to this episode are purely coincidental and in no way related to the dark fart magics the author uses to conscript his works from the darkest layers

Ep.104 What Are Juvenelia Poems?

Mar 27th, 2021 14m 51s

This episode is particularly offensive, so please keep it away from the elderly, pets, or any elderly pets. Also, consult a doctor if this podcast gives you an erection for any amount of time.Today's episode: What are Juvenelia Poems?Follow

Ep.103 Chaucer Revered, and "Nag, Nag, Nag"

Mar 20th, 2021 14m 42s

What's the difference between this podcast and a sexually transmitted infection? You can share this podcast with family and friends and only some of them will never speak to you again.Follow Arthur @arthurgreenleafholmes & arthurgreenleafholm

Ep.102 A Brief Discourse on Prostitutes, and "Meat-Mouth Galore"

Mar 13th, 2021 13m 26s

Hello again. While we wish you a speedy recovery, we're grateful for whatever head trauma you must have endured to have inspired your return to this dreadful programme.Follow Arthur @arthurgreenleafholmes & arthurgreenleafholmes.comSupport A

Ep.101 An Introduction, and a Precipitous Descent of Granite

Mar 6th, 2021 13m 55s

Welcome to the world of the Arthur Greenleaf Homles. Please hold all questions, belches, and insults about the poet's height until the the end of the episode.Today's episode: An introduction, and a precipitous descent of granite.Follow Arthu

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Introducing The Wildly Inappropriate Poetry of Arthur Greenleaf Holmes

Feb 15th, 2021 1m 45s

Gordon Boudreau plays Arthur Greenleaf Holmes, a poet of the perverse who spews his vulgar verses at Renaissance Festivals all over the country and now directly into your ears. You’ll laugh, you’ll wretch, you might even learn something.Tune i

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