In the finale for Series 2, Chris revisits his first short film, produced by Pan Breed Productions, The Auditors. Mother Nature is real and the world is run like a multi-million pound enterprise and it's losing money. Big time. Auditor's; John

2.5: A Mad, Mad, Mad Monday Night by Chris Patrick

Nov 9th, 2020 9m 15s

Produced by Short Attention Span TheatreWritten by Chris Patrick Performed by James Keenan Directed by Daniel Gee Husson“Get a cat they said, it’ll be nae hassle they said.” It’s a Monday night during the Summer of 2016. The Euros are on, the

Bonus

An Update on Series Two

Nov 3rd, 2020 8m 1s

An Update On Series Two of the Podcast. What the hell happened!?

2.4: Para Handy & The Baker's Little Widow by No Nonsense Productions

Jun 5th, 2020 18m 42s

Toasted Fiction Theatre presents a No Nonsense Production of Para Handy: A Radio Play (Not) On Stage.A radio play not on stage (on podcast) adaptation of Neil Munro's classic Para Handy tales.The Master Mariner, Dougie the Mate, MacPhail the

2.3: Para Handy & The Malingerer by No Nonsense Productions

May 28th, 2020 17m 46s

2.2: Para Handy's Apprentice by No Nonsense Productions

May 21st, 2020 17m 52s

2.1: The Lost Soul of Captain Willis by Chris Patrick

May 15th, 2020 23m 43s

Captain Humphrey Willis isn’t a regular hero, not with a name like that, but today he needs to be. When the mysterious shadow people take the love of his life hostage, Captain Willis must sail alone into their world of darkness, strangeness an

Trailer

0.0: Toasted Fiction Theatre Series Trailer

May 6th, 2020 1m 10s

Toasted Fiction Theatre is a storytelling anthology podcast bringing you stories of all shapes and sizes.Listen to our trailer to find out more about the series and visit www.chrispatrickwriter.com/toastedfictiontheatre Subscribe, share and l

Trailer

Welcome To Toasted Fiction Theatre

Jul 28th, 2018 2m 48s

Toasted Fiction Theatre is a brand new audio series of short plays and stories created by writer/director Christopher Patrick.Each month, Toasted Fiction Theatre will release a new episode that features new writing from writers throughout Sco

1.14: Full Stop by Christopher Patrick

Jul 28th, 2018 22m 35s

Full Stop by Christopher PatrickPerformed by Colin Little, Hazel Ann Crawford, Kirsty Strain & Charlie Graham.When Jake loses his wife he does what all grieving husbands would do. Buys cheap whiskey and hides in his attic from the in-laws.

1.13: Pulse by Julie Tsang

Jul 28th, 2018 16m 44s

An interrogation inside.A missing female outside.A stranger is being interrogated by the police. There is evidence he did it. But what happens when the so called bad guy turns out to be further from the truth.Pulse is a moving tale of los

1.12: Responsible by Eve Nicole

Jul 28th, 2018 12m 14s

Sam is excited but nervous to leave school and become A Proper Grown Up. She thinks her fun, youthful English teacher, Emma, has got life sorted. But Sam knows little about her private life.Emma hasn’t never really grown up. Comforting hersel

1.11: Life After Birth by Hayley Bristow

Jul 28th, 2018 19m 28s

Patrick ponders the meaning of his life and what might lie ahead after his time in the womb while his brother Stewart takes each day as it comes with no expectations of what the future holds.Their opposing personalities and constant bickering

1.10: Why I Want To Drink With Boris Johnson by C.McMillan

Jul 28th, 2018 12m 39s

Why I Want To Drink With Boris Johnson or The Entirely Predictable Trials of Being by C.McMillanA broken hearted writer sits down with a pen to rid his pain and right the world. However, he quickly realises he may not know how to do either. I

1.9: Expecting by Alice Cairns & Mary Trend

Jul 28th, 2018 13m 28s

'Expecting' explores a woman's struggle to come to terms with her pregnancy against the busybody backdrop of a woman's discussion forum. Despite the advice of other smug expectant mothers, Beth feels isolated and unusual. She remains haunted by

Bonus

Quick Bites - Holy Hangover by Chris Patrick

Jul 28th, 2018 2m 34s

A blink and you'll miss it short sketch about God with a hangover recorded by Neil John Gibson & Kirsty Strain.

1.8: Ratins' by Christopher Patrick

Jul 28th, 2018 35m 29s

The Mackenzie’s are living the high life as Scotland’s most famous reality TV family with their show, Keepin’ Up Wae The Mackenzie’s taking the top spot every year. However, when the show takes a big dip in ratings the producers put into a plac

1.7: Guffy by Glenna Scaachi

Jul 28th, 2018 19m 51s

Guffy is a guttural allegorical tale of the state of our nation.Guffy is a Scottish lass born and bred in Alloa. Present.Alba is the elderly Scottish woman that bred her. Past.The bairn is but a few months old bred by them both. Future.

1.6: Echoes & Jigsaw Until The Sea by Heloise Thual

Jul 28th, 2018 19m 11s

Echoes And Jigsaw Until The SeaWritten By Heloise ThualIn a house which echoes aren’t her own, Lily can hear her Mum playing “Truth Or Breath” every night in the bathroom. Maybe if Lily completes her jigsaw before her Mum ran out of breath,

1.5: The Vultures by Chris Patrick

Jul 28th, 2018 12m 15s

The Vultures | Written By Christopher PatrickMary and June are The Vultures. A pair of wedding, christening and birthday party crashers who fancy themselves as Scotland’s answer to Thelma and Louise, but with greyer hair. However, when they d

1.4: Murder On The S.S. Dreamer by Jack Craig

Jul 28th, 2018 31m 25s

Murder On The S.S. DreamerWritten ByJack CraigTold through recovered voice logs left mostly by Captain Morgan, this story tells the tale of a small group of cosmonauts sent to explore the deep reaches of space as they are caught in a murd

1.3: Hymn by Amy Claire Shearer

Jul 28th, 2018 15m 6s

HymnWritten By Amy Claire Shearer"What do you do when everyone is telling you one thing, but he is telling you another?"Grandmothers are always right. Especially when they were Suffragettes. But, what happens when everyone else disagrees

1.2: The First Act by Annie Lowry Thomas

Jul 28th, 2018 10m 30s

The First ActWritten ByAnnie Lowry ThomasTwo actresses attend an audition with a twist. A play within a play, The First Act is an exploration of our everyday performances and the characters we choose to present.Performed By Colleen Garr

1.1: Fools On A Hill by Chris Patrick

Jul 28th, 2018 21m 59s

Fools On A HillWritten byChristopher PatrickHammer. Nails. Crucifix. Co-Codamal. This is bound to end well.Not satisfied with the direction the world is heading, two Christians take it upon themselves to start spreading the word of God

14: Full Stop by Christopher Patrick

Jun 23rd, 2017 22m 35s

Full Stop by Christopher PatrickPerformed by Colin Little, Hazel Ann Crawford, Kirsty Strain & Charlie Graham. When Jake loses his wife he does what all grieving husbands would do. Buys cheap whiskey and hides in his attic from the in-laws.