We're back! In the newest episode of Too Soon, Ralph and Taylor explain their absence, discuss the joys of Japanese mascots dancing, Taylor tries to justify his vegetarianism to Ralph's unsympathetic ear, attempt to figure out the holy bond be

Too Soon Special: It's a Good Day to Occupy Steubenville

Jan 9th, 2013 1h 30m

Hey guys, we are back again with another special talking about the heartbreaking rape case happening in Steubenville, OH right now. We live in the area, and work in Steubenville and we have a very clear opinion about what's going on. We also p

Episode 12 - Seriously, Florida...What's Up?!?

Jan 3rd, 2013 1h 20m

Taylor makes his triumphant return to the podcast after a couple of weeks off and it could not happen sooner. We review the weirdest stories from 2012 as we welcome in 2013 with arms wide open, as that one terrible, terrible band from the earl

Too Soon Special: Occupy Steubenville

Dec 29th, 2012 1h 18m

Hey guys, we live in Steubenville, OH which has gotten a lot of attention internationally lately. We recap this whole thing from the beginning and give our opinions. We think that the Occupy Steubenville movement is doing this for the right re

Episode 11 - The Bradpocalypse!

Dec 21st, 2012 1h 56m

Since Taylor plays in, like, three bands and works, he's been very busy. Too busy for Ralph, so Ralph went rogue and invited his friend Brad to cohost this week. Brad comes to us from a former webshow called "BS'n with Brad and Scottie" and h

Episode 10 - Zombies, Vampires and Ted Nugent

Dec 6th, 2012 1h 18m

It's here! The TENTH episode of Too Soon w/ Ralph and Taylor! Can't believe we're in double digits and I can't believe the FBI isn't monitoring our conversations. Small wins all around.

Episode 9 - Emma Stone and Penis Cake

Nov 30th, 2012 1h 32m

This week, Trevor from the Trevor and Ian Talk Show joins us to attempt to talk about such serious topics as religion, Morgan Freeman's voice, bestiality, crystal meth and the weirdest thing someone could do sexually that you might still be oka

Episode 8 - I Dream of Dreama Walker

Nov 22nd, 2012 54m 21s

Think of this episode as our Pilot part 2! This is the one to listen to if you've never heard us before. Also, one of our most fun episodes. Get in here and listen to Taylor describe his love of truly repulsive cinema.

Episode 7 - Michael J. Fox Carrying a Tray of Glasses

Nov 17th, 2012 1h 51m

Finally! (Or is it finely?) We got around to recording the podcast this week. Today's special guest is our brother Ian Parissi, who has come to complete the brotherly triumvirate and offer his opinions on the weird stories we find. Today's we

Episode 6 - Lunchtime at the Zoo

Nov 9th, 2012 1h 17m

In this week's episode, Ralph and Taylor discuss the election results, ponder whether Halo 4's release date had anything to do with candidates losing votes, shame a McDonald's that is ten minutes away from their house, wonder which body part th

Episode 5 - Ducks Trump Gays

Oct 31st, 2012 1h 21m

Welcome listeners, new and old! Episode 5 really goes off the rails for a bit. Nerd rants about Star Wars and The Avengers are coupled with stories of hot teachers, drunk duck rescues, Bond girl names, interesting ways to get out of a speeding

Episode 4 - The Good Things Hitler Did

Oct 24th, 2012 1h 38m

Here's the Quatro! Episode number four features special guest Ashleigh Thress (or Shleigh, to those that know her). Shleigh is a firm Conservative on most political issues, so we get into some political talk from both sides. But the conversa

Episode 3 - Bullied by Bubba the Love Sponge

Oct 17th, 2012 1h 29m

Here it is - our third episode! This week, Taylor and Ralph discuss delicious jailhouse bologna sandwiches, have a moment with Honey Boo Boo that blows Taylor's mind, discuss tuna, bullying, something called "hog wallowing," Bubba the Love Sp

Episode 2 - I Dream of Manta Rays

Oct 10th, 2012 1h 5m

In episode 2 of "Too Soon with Ralph and Taylor," the boys discuss ex-SNL cast member Victoria Jackson, apparent "lady killer" Danny DeVito, and Honey Boo Boo (which sends Taylor into a rage coma he still hasn't recovered from). Oh yeah, and m

Episode 1

Oct 3rd, 2012 42m 4s

Welcome to the Too Soon with Ralph and Taylor podcast. This is a show about the world, the news and pop politics with opinions given by two people that have NO business talking about any of it. In episode 1 we discuss multiple uses for an umb

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