'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the dark, Not a creature was stirring, except for the shark. The stocking were hung by the chimney with care, But unfortunately Christmas was canceled that year. Perhaps 'cause the temperat

Ep. 13: Halloween Extravaganza II: Electric Spookaloo

Oct 25th, 2018 14m 38s

Imagine, if you dare, your greatest fear. Perhaps it’s a café that’s actually a NPR show. Or it may be a mermaid stockpiling nuclear weapons. Or a magical talking gym bag, an electrified tenor, or a lengthy download untimely interrupted. The

Ep. 12: The Most Challenging Game

Oct 6th, 2018 19m 57s

Remember back when you'd go to your friend's house after school and play video games for hours and eat junk food and not worry about the giant nearby volcano threatening to erupt? Where have the years gone? Are they in some lost city? Perhap

Ep. 11: The Foley Artist

Sep 22nd, 2018 17m 30s

What you see isn't always what you get. For instance, that peanut butter and spaghetti sandwich may actually be a chocolate vase. But hey, if someone offers you a free sample, why not try it? Remember in 2006 when everyone was shaking soda

Ep. 10: Batman Salad

Jul 9th, 2018 14m 59s

Episode 10, "Batman Salad." Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Na-na-na-na-na-na-naSALAAAAAD!

Ep. 9: Do You Hear the People Pick a Flag Color?

Jun 14th, 2018 14m 55s

What’s the secret of my success? Well, it all goes back to this one time I pitched an idea for a Baby TV network about Baristas who lived under my bed. It was such a hit, it started a revolution! But I digress.... or do I?

Ep. 8: Guacamole Money

May 28th, 2018 16m 21s

Summer’s here! And that means it’s back! My third, jelly-averse personality, that is. But relax, as long as you’re gellin’, it’s only a matter of time before you win American Ninja Warrior and are rolling in that guacamole money!

Ep. 7: Music of the Night

May 6th, 2018 14m 44s

Who is that mysterious apparition haunting the Paris Opera House? And why does he never tip? What a rude rudy! As any lawyer who was recently a cow will tell you, if you don't tip, you'll be scolded over the phone small discrepancies. That's

Ep. 6: Marvel's Predictive Text Avengers

Apr 15th, 2018 14m 4s

What an age we live in; there are videos on the internet of baby animals so cute, not even Batman can resist, phones can do so many things... including feel unimaginable pain, and have you tried the cheesecake at Mindy's? Have you? HAVE YOU?

Ep. 5 Train Titanic

Mar 19th, 2018 13m 58s

Do you like sand? I mean, do you really like sand? Well then you'll love this episode! Have a mediocre time with Mr. Lincoln, find out if Terry Gross every gets around to interviewing her guest, and witness one of the most famous tragic stea

The "The One" sketch and backstory

Mar 5th, 2018 6m 58s

Can Neo and Trinity save Morpheus from the Agents? Neo faces the ultimate test to find out if he is The One... or if he just likes making sound effects with his mouth. ALSO!!! Every wonder how a sketch gets written? Hear the backstory of how

Ep. 4: Spicy, Spicy, Spice Mines

Feb 26th, 2018 15m 12s

Listen closely for more audio sketch comedy, but not too close or you may be hit by a charging rhino, accosted by every manager ever, or interrogated by the Empire. Who knows? Even if you're not The One for me, I'll always keep a special pla

Ep. 3 Macaroni Shark

1 Dec 31st, 2017 12m 39s

Traffic Therapy Episode 3 "Town of Toms"1. "X" Marks the Spot2. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory3. Mindy's Sold 132 Billion Slices of Cheesecake4. Macaroni Shark