“How was this guy not already in the illuminati?”

Jay Gatsby takes it on the arches. Beck prevents a catastrophic leak. Dal fights mirrors. The Pen decides what’s marketable. The Chief reads Dune.

Cw: deadly workplace situations, heavy references to the Kubrick filmography

Special thanks to Beth Crane!

Transcripts here

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CASTChloe Zwaicher was BeckJulie Snyder was JackieNoel Naczi was IshmaelMeredith Gulley was DalJohn Serpico was the ChiefDennis Bruno was the MemoMarc Campasano was Werner Von BraunRamy Abdelghani was Stanley Kubrick’s perfectly imitated voiceSalvatore Fabbiano was TwobrickStuart Licht was The PenAnd Eric Trageser was Jay Gatsby

CREWWritten by Max Kreisky, Katherine Cargill and Eric Trageser Sound design by Hedley Knights and Beth Crane Directed and Produced by Max Kreisky Logo Design by Tom Crowley Theme by Arnie Parrot Recorded at The Bridge Sound and Stage in Somerville, Massachusetts

Special thanks to Violent Apes Beth Crane, Jess Pfohl and Jonathan Kreisky. We hope they feel incredible.

Phony Executive ProducersNick KrasneyDenise GrenierAlex HensleyLaura IshamMariclair BennetSteven RutkowsiAnd Lilit Penrod made this show possible, and for this history will be quietly rewritten with them as the victors