Nate and Justin enjoy a foghorn cocktail and drinking gin to stave off malaria. They discuss prisoner swaps, cabbies, and the furniture war taking place on 57th street between the French and the Germans.

Episode 48: Gobble Gobble

Nov 24th, 2022 1h 7m

The Two Dry Guys drink a Corduroy cocktail and talk Turkey, Taxes, and urinals.

Episode 47: Mixologist, UFOlogist, Apologist

Nov 12th, 2022 56m 3s

Two Dry Guys welcome friend of the show @growupjoe to talk about fall cocktails, the Tardy UAP Report, working in a warehouse, and the giving of thanks.

Episode 46: B*tch A$$ Steak

Nov 11th, 2022 59m 48s

Nate and Justin discuss the NYC Marathon, juicing, turkey neck, daylight savings time, too much meat, and how to order amongst your betters.

Episode 45: Douchey Documentaries

Nov 4th, 2022 1h 1m

Nate and Justin reconnect after a long break due to Oktoberfest related complications. Justin talks all about his trip to Oktoberfest and Nate insults his family members and gets a little too dry for this podcast when he talks about the New Yor

Episode 44: Summer of Whiskey #9 - The Breadwinner's Chair

Nov 4th, 2022 1h 4m

Nate brings a Whiskey for once! It is from the Kings County Distillery and it is delicious. Justin and Nate discuss the farm distillers licenses, the Pope's chair, acceptable pizza toppings, waking up at 5AM for solitude, Headspace, and racing

Episode 43: Summer of Whiskey #8: 3D Chess

Nov 4th, 2022 1h 3m

This episode of Summer of Whiskey is coming to you after a long hiatus. Nate and Justin drink Nikka Coffey Whiskey and discuss New Jersey's approach to recreational marijuana, Oktoberfest, and how stupid they are when it comes to the economy. N

Episode 42: Summer of Whiskey #7 - Taste of Taiwan

Aug 31st, 2022 1h 1m

Justin and Nate try Kavalan Taiwanese Whisky, it is so delicious they decide to continue their support for all things Taiwan. They also discuss The Boss Act, job interview questions, and NYC deli salads. Stay tuned until the end for the ABCs of

Episode 41: Summer of Whiskey #6 - Rocky Mountain Goodness

Aug 18th, 2022 1h 2m

The Two Dry Guys try Stranahan's Single Malt Whiskey from Colorado and are blown away by how good it is. Justin discusses feeling disdain from the youth. Nate talks about his trip to Florida, Seat 27F, creeping out children in the airport, and

Episode 40: Summer of Whiskey #5 - with an "E"

Aug 11th, 2022 1h 9m

Justin brings in a bottle of Redbreast 12 Year Single Pot Still Irish Whiskey and discusses Irish Whiskey. Nate discusses his new "conflict resolution" method for resolving disputes at work. The guys also discuss the dust up in Taiwan over Pelo

Episode 39: Summer of Whiskey #4 - Double Wood

Aug 6th, 2022 59m 49s

Justin brought The Balvenie double wood and Nate comes through with another "Scam, Wham, Kablam" in his continued efforts to anger the illuminati. Another Two Dry Guys for the ages.

Episode 38: Summer of Whiskey #3 - Rye Guys

Jul 26th, 2022 1h 6m

This week the two dry guys discuss Rye Whiskey and taste Templeton Rye a/k/a Iowa's Good Stuff. They discuss Congresses big perv problem, "SCAM WHAM KABLAM" and Nate's hatred/admiration for the rich, the bounds of dipping food into beverages, a

Episode 37: Summer of Whiskey #2

Jul 8th, 2022 59m 39s

The Two Dry Guys give Hudson Whiskey a shot and have differing opinions. Nate discusses getting ready for a 5k, being too fat to ride a jetski with his lady, and trying to determine what drugs do to poo. Justin talks about officiating a wedding

Episode 36: Summer of Whiskey #1

Jun 10th, 2022 55m 4s

Nate and Justin sit down for the first episode of Summer of Whiskey to try Suntory Toki Japanese Whiskey. They discuss stoned sperm, "Death in Paradise", "Love on the Spectrum", coffee grinders, new collar workers, out of control tipping and re

Episode 35: Towel Waiving

May 27th, 2022 57m 32s

Nate and Justin sit down with friend of the show Joe Nami @growupjoe and comedian Mike Earley @earley_mike to taste Topo Chico, talk young love, alcoholism, and old timey jokes. Nate talks about too much furniture in This Week in Furniture and

Episode 34: The Apex of the Curve

May 9th, 2022 1h

Nate and Justin record from Nate's cubicle to discuss bag tags, Shen Yun, publicly supporting Taiwan, and Nate's night at the theatre. This Week in Furniture is a Float Lab tank.

Episode 33: Tuxable Events

Apr 22nd, 2022 1h 5m

Nate and Justin sit down for a no guest episode and discuss pens, Justin's decision to go dry for the month of April, making weight, getting wide, commodity purchases, foreign television, physical therarpy, the medical professions complete lack

Friday Night Special #1 from Sweet Annie's NYC

Mar 26th, 2022 33m 34s

Nate and Justin met up for an impromptu podcast from the bar Sweet Annie's NYC for this Friday Night Special #1. They talk about knee surgery, Nate's so called novel, kids birthday parties, and the term sober curious. The sound may not be the b

Episode 32: Deadstock or Rep?

Mar 16th, 2022 1h 1m

Justin and Nate are joined by comedian and filmmaker Alex Payne @alexpaynecomedy to discuss Sneaker collecting, sneakers as fashion, rationalizing expensive shoe purchases, and sneakerhead lingo. Justin makes the Paper Plane Cocktail - equal pa

Episode 31: Rebranding UFOs

Mar 2nd, 2022 59m 52s

Nate and Justin sit down with OG guest Joe Nami @growupjoe to discuss UFOs. Nate tries and fails to introduce a new segment involving an Almanac and recovers with a big hit in "This Week in Furniture". Justin brings in a couple bottles of spark

Episode 30: Getting By On Sauce

Feb 24th, 2022 59m 50s

Nate and Justin sat down sans guest this week to discuss dining out in NYC, jazz clubs, and WWIII. Justin makes and discusses a Margarita on National Margarita Day. Nate pulls a rope a dope in "This Week in Furniture!" with The Hug Chair. Nate

Episode 29: Women Be Swappin'

Feb 15th, 2022 1h 1m

Nate and Justin are joined by comedian, actress, and writer Lauren Hope Krass (@laurenhopekrass) to discuss fashion, thrifting, and clothing swaps. Listen in and learn where to find the best plus sized thrift clothing, the code of thrifting, an

Episode 28: That's How Hype Trains Work

Feb 9th, 2022 1h 1m

Two Dry Guys welcome comedian Brian Kim @briankimcomedy to discuss collecting UFC trading cards and electric scooters. Justin talks about the Americano Cocktail, how to open club soda, and drinking things out of glass bottles. Nate brings the h

Episode 27: Cary Grant Is Not A Murderer

Feb 1st, 2022 1h 1m

Nate and Justin are joined by Comedian Molly Kornfeld @molly_kornfeld to talk about old hollywood, Hitchcock, and Cary Grant. Justin makes the White Lady Cocktail 1.5 oz gin, 1 oz triple sec, 3/4 oz lemon juice shaken in a cocktail shaker and s

Episode 26: Singing - Lotta Honey, Lotta Scarves Indoors

Jan 26th, 2022 1h

Nate and Justin are joined by comedian, podcaster, and Long Island native Gabe Mollica to talk about singing. Gabe talks singing in theatre, voice lessons, his college a cappella group, and barbershop quartets. Justin makes a White Carnation Co