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John and Mark are back and have LIVE VIDEO this time...although you won't find it here, since this is a podcast. Find us on YouTube as 2HGVS if you want our HD glory.
Annnnnnd they're back! After too long of a break and frankly too long of a 2021, our hairy humans are back to talk about how they have kept their sanity...or not...during the pandemic. Unfortunately this has all gone on much longer than most pe
WE ARE BACK!!!That's right, the hairy lads are back at it after TOO LONG of a hiatus. Granted, you can blame Mark for a couple of weeks of being a slow editor...but the title of this episode says it all about why we had to leave for a bit. Mark
Heads up just for listener Mario…this one gets a little NSFW just due to language. John needed to vent. Mark didn’t feel like bleeping. So if you didn’t like Joe Pesci in Goodfellas, maybe skip this one. ;-)They're baaaack! It's been a few week
John and Mark have been called all sorts of things by all sorts of people over the years, and this week's episode is all about how some of those terms of endearment...and perhaps not so endearing...came to be. From parents to bullies, teachers
Bugs Bunny, wayward super heroes, TV lawyers, and undercover cops who apparently lived like moguls...the 80s were about more than just mullets. Although those were a thing. Just ask John's kids. The mysterious kitchen fire from last week is als
From robes to mass murder to Flavor Aid, cults are a topic of morbid fascination. And although our bearded duo may be strange, they aren't THAT type of strange...but they are morbidly fascinated. Charles Manson, Jim Jones, David Koresh...all th
We are BACK! New hosting provider, same two hairy hosts. No mystery here, we just needed a platform a little easier to grow on, so we changed to Spreaker...it's not like it's a conspiracy or anything...That's right, on this episode we go full t
Everybody has their obsessions...compulsions...weird fixation on water squirting toilets...Whether it be guitars, fountain pens, watches, or even bidets (Seriously. Bidets. John is different, ok?), even hairy guys have things that bring them...
It's cold in Minnesota right now. Really cold. Even for a big hairy guy. With below-zero (F, not that wimpy C stuff) temps every night this week and more double-digit below-zero temps coming this weekend, our walking space heaters talk about ho
Resources first...National Suicide Prevention Hotline: 800-273-8255To Write Love On Her Arms: https://twloha.com/National Alliance on Mental Illness help page: https://nami.org/helpSerious topic this week, especially amidst the pandemic. Neithe
RANT ONFor those who have never experienced a Mark Okern rant, mouthguards are available at all local sporting goods stores. We recommend one. Meetings. Chewing like a cow. More meetings. Slurping. Being late. Did we mention meetings? AIR TRAVE
Are you one of those people who has to read every single thing that crosses your path? You read the back of the soap bottle when you're using the bathroom? The ketchup disclaimers when you're eating fries? Yeah. Mark too. Maybe John. Not sure.
Welcome to 2021! Feels a lot like 2020 so far...Ever have that experience where you are absolutely certain you did something, only to realize you had not? Welcome to the world of hairy guys, where Mark and John realized THEY HAD NOT DISCUSSED B
Leg lamps, lard, and pets pooping out tinsel...that's right, it's time for our Santa wannabes to talk about holiday traditions!John definitely has Mark beat, although Mark does have a Christmas Story-ish tradition of his own. However, stay tune
"To sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub;For in that sleep of death what dreams may come"Hamlet. Act III. Scene I. C'mon. Your high school english teacher is not amused. It's our downy duo (Gimme a break. There aren't that many hair w
It's time to talk about what brought our follicle-fertile friends together, and that happened because both of them make a lot of noise on musical instruments. Actually, there's more to being a musician than just being homeless and living in a v
Ok, so "scary" has taken on new meaning in 2020, but our furry fiends found a few things to discuss regardless. First things first...a huge shoutout to our sponsor of this episode, Willy B's Barbecue. Looking for a gift for your own hairy guy o
BONUS CONTENT TIMEThis wasn't a travel story, but it's too good not to tell. Mark was once a DJ, and had one of the most surreal experiences of his life at a dive bar in West Salem, WI. Jerry Springer should have performed this wedding. Boobs,
Annnd they're back, with more travel stories...albeit with huge tangents. BONUS THIS WEEK...a story came up that was so entirely appropriate that Mark couldn't resist telling it, but it didn't involve travel, so there will be a THGV bonus short
A day late in this release, sorry...Mark's work laptop decided to blow its battery, so it's been a 2020 of a week. In that vein, our hairy hound dogs are discussing a very UN-2020 topic, something that is rumored to have existed before the dark
You say potato, I say potah-to.You say let's hang out, I say LEAVE ME ALONE!John's an extrovert. Mark's an introvert (seriously. no, really. he is. we swear.). Our bearded buddies discuss the differences and the misconceptions, including how Jo
Fish, ferrets, birds, dogs and cats, living together...mass hysteria!Sorry. Channeled our inner Ghostbusters there for a moment. Since the rest of the world has nothing but serious topics this past week, we decided to keep things light and fluf
Ok, so we know humans aren't always that bright as a species. John and Mark, even moreso. In this extra long but entirely worth it episode, the bearded bros discuss the dumbest stuff they've had the idea to do in their lives. This is likely to
This episode was actually recorded a few weeks ago, but with John under the weather, we decided to take what ended up being an over hour long discussion about aliens, metaphysics, actual physics, religion, and some pop culture for good measure.
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