This short, formerly premium episode is now free. You’re welcome! The gentlemen discuss Nick Broomfield’s 1996 documentary film Fetishes and the famous “ashtrays can’t talk” scene. But the kinky hilarity doesn’t stop there:

• El Greco asks an Apple store employee for help with making a sex tape on his iPhone
• El Greco asks his doctor for the best sex positions when recovering from hip replacement surgery
• Monty reminisces about a kinky ex-flame
• The gentlemen consider whether everyone is just a submissive who wants to avoid responsibility

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