THIS WEEK: Michael schools Danger on several lesser-known Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle knock-off series. It's the Adolescent Martial Artist Genetically Altered Hero Group Round-Up!
THIS WEEK: The Pollen Man. Reinventing Zwarte Piet: the Netherlands most racist Christmas tradition. The Yule Goat meets Thor. Andy Park aka Mr. Christmas. Grinch porn. KFC in Japan. The Yule Cat eats you. Spoonlicker and Sausageswiper.
THIS WEEK: God is a professional wrestler. Cookie orgies. Jean Luc Gruyere and his cave cheese. Hanukkah socks. A good ol' fashioned egg balancing. The Buddha Room. Kitchen gadgets. Candy cane based economies.
THIS WEEK: Insane astronauts. Planet Hitler. The Beatles in Space. The Earth stops spinning. Gardens are dumb. The Center of the Universe. Dante Alighieri: the first internet troll. Copernicus facts. Flat-Earthers.
THIS WEEK: Dickensian street urchins. Hoverboards. Wet dreams. Umami sheets. Sleep paralysis. Jesus camp. Pink eye. The true shape of nipples. Sleepovers. Michael vs. The Dream Blob. Pie in bed.
THIS WEEK: Bizarrocon. Acoustical anomalies. Disappointing labyrinths. The Minotartar. Ol' Salty, the ethnically ambiguous sailor. Pobert Ratrick from Twominator Terr. The saddest comic con ever.
THIS WEEK: Measuring handsomeness. Lord Verizon. First concerts. Marijuana werewolves. The Power of the Devil. Gwar in the sunlight. Michael Allen Rose AKA Slasher. Travel-sized Connect 4.
THIS WEEK: Terrible statistics. Danger gets mugged, Michael does not. Extra appendages. Winning the Oscar. Purple alligators. Supervolcanos. Mole people. Multiple universes. Vegas high rollers. The Leaning Tower of Pizza. Naughty Hitler.
THIS WEEK: Stephen Hawking: The Andy Kaufman of physicists. Cats vs. apples. Ben Franklin writes an angry letter to the sun. Having sex with your doppelganger. Time dilation. Whoreologists. Assaulting Issac Newton. Time traveling sex tourism. C
THIS WEEK: Fill the car with blankets. Richard Attenborough as a spider. Haunted night clubs. Cuckolded by a butterfly. The Limp Wiener Room. Vampires in airplanes. Knox the Demon. Hell is boring. Mountain Dew presents Heaven. Clowns.
THIS WEEK: Ghost theory. Spooking in your pants. Punching the bus driver. Michael Stipe the Psychic Vampire. Ghost poop. Attaining Nirvana (records). The Earth blows up! Ghost Dad part 2. The Ring in the digital age. Eating pizza off the floor.
THIS WEEK: Bad dates. Blood transfusions. Sad French girls. Public restroom etiquette. Jackets made of human hair. Country clubs. Taco Bell. Tom Hanks/Meg Ryan movie pitches. Hot pizza with extra sausage.