We are back to reading the journals of our fanfiction universe from when we were teens, and Iceman pops the question to Poochy!!! Well... It's not as easy as that. First Bobby has to regain his memory after Professor Xavier tortured him, while Poochy promises that he's being "loyal" by banging Warren and Kurt on the side. He also outs Havok as bisexual to all of the X-Men, and then sleeps with him too. There is also a random LiveJournal survey in the middle of this in which Poochy has multiple orgasms while screaming "YATTA!" Folks, it's a 19 year old in the year 2003. What else should we expect?

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