We have reached the point where these fanfictions we wrote as teenagers have gone completely off the rails. Poochy is aided by the cast of Gargoyles, Pokemon, Resident Evil and Sonic the Hedgehog to save the X-Men from a new mutant who has the ability to rip open time and space to create pixelated video game worlds. Then in a wild multi-universe cross-over Christmas special, Poochy has the great idea of taking all of these characters into SPACE to visit the cast of GENO, and make a pit stop on the planet of "Hyrule". To keep things on brand, Poochy sleeps with "The Christmas Angel", aka Warren Worthington, who is screaming and morphing into Archangel in the background.

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