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Hello, I'm Hal Lublin. And I'm Mark Gagliardi.
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Since the dawn of humanity, one issue
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has gone unsettled. With the fate
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of the world in the balance, we're here
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to settle once and for all. Clean
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slay! That's
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right, don't worry everyone.
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We got this. Podcasts should have a theme
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song. Podcasts should not have a theme song.
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Yes they should. No they shouldn't. They sound good. Yeah,
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but people are just going to skip
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past it.
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You know what?
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You're right! We
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got this! Clean
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slay! Isn't that what Rudolph sounds like in Rudolph?
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Yeah, he's got that sort of high pitch like,
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I don't know guys. And his father too.
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It's like the most unsure and erotic group of animals.
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Well, well, well, son, you gotta go here, do
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this, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Yeah,
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it's only the female characters in that short
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speak with any definitive
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words and sentences. I'm even doing it now, thinking
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about it. As you may have guessed,
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it is that time of year. We are here. It's
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not yet that time of year. I mean, I was just scooping
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out pumpkins 10 minutes ago, but it's
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this episode is airing in that time
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of year, which means it is time for
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our clean slay episode,
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which means it is time,
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Hal, for us to bring back our
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favorite holiday guest, Miss
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Paget Brewster. What's up, Paget?
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It's me! It is you.
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Fellas, you
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look so good. You look so good. It's
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great to see you. You too. We've
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got a thrilling show coming up soon. We're going to
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see each other in person. But
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for right now, we're going to cover some holiday topics.
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I was going to say, I can't see you in
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the context of recording these episodes. First of all, it's
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always great to see you. But when I see you in the context
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of this, I always just immediately think of fruit cake
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because you are the only person I know who loves fruit cake.
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And
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we sent you a fruit cake one year and you were very excited
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about it. And it was delicious.
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Yeah. I like a fruit.
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It's got to be the right fruitcake.
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You guys sent the fruitcake that had
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the candied, you
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know, it's like candied jelly, but
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it has to be like a hard jelly in
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that dense, sweet, mushy,
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but dense. Oh, it was a beautiful... Where'd
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you get that? I don't remember. I don't remember.
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That's right. I'll just look it up. I'll look
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it up. I'll let you know. I'll let
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you know. The North Pole, Padgett. We got it from the
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Pole. We got it from Santa himself. Yeah. He
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said, he baked your handwriting, wrote a note to Santa,
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gave our addresses as yours. Yeah.
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Well, we're very delighted to have you. Thanks for
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being here. Should we jump right into some of these
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holiday topics? I think so. These
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are all from you. We ask you every
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year to give us your topics around
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the holidays and you never let us down. So
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we're going to start off with Jeffy Baby, our
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pal Jeffy Baby. Yeah, Jeffy Baby. I
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think his real name is Jeff Babbie, but the
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name is spelled B-A-B-E-Y, so he's Jeffy
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Baby. Jeffy Baby. Yeah.
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Jeff asks, the best thing to get for Christmas
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as suggested by a Christmas song? For
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example, my two front teeth, a
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hippopotamus, 12 drummers drumming,
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all I want for Christmas Whiskers. Whiskers.
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Yeah. Do you have any thoughts,
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all of the hypothetical gifts that
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are thrown out in different songs, like
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holiday songs? Yeah.
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Any that come to mind, like gold rings?
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Right? I mean, five gold rings is pretty
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great. I think like financially
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five gold rings is pretty great. Let's
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think about what some of the big ones are. Well,
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there's the Mariah Carey song.
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All I
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want for Christmas is you.
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So you, if it's someone you love.
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You is on the list. All of the 12
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days. A partridge
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in a pear tree is you
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really need to have real estate. Yeah.
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Well, you need all of those in the 12 days
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of Christmas. You need a town
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because... How many lords are dancing?
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Well, drummers drumming, 11 pipers piping, 10
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lords a leaping, 9 ladies dancing, 8
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maids a milking. So you've already
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got like three football teams. Yeah.
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That's a lot of maids
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a milking and you have to assume that eight
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cows. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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It's too much. It's too much. I live
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in an apartment. Yeah. You're
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in an apartment. It's not good. And fruit trees, by the way, even a
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partridge is in a pear
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tree. Those fruit trees attract rats. So if
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you can put them, I've learned in my home.
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That's awesome. Yeah. By
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the way, this place where we have lived for almost two years
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daily, I hear what is a raccoon or
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something skittering across the roof, like over
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the next like townhouse. Like you're just sitting here and you hear
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like, and there are rats. There
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are rats all over the place. We haven't, we've only
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had, we had one come in on two separate occasions.
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Did he forget something? Yeah. The
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second time he had left his keys. But
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you're sure it was the same rat. It's
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the
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same rat. I know wearing
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the same suit. That's how I get it.
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Oh, sure. Only afford one suit. But
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yeah, those fruit trees will attract rodents
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because it sounds like they're hungry. Somebody needs
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to get a cat. I do. I do.
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There you go. Get your cat a rat. I
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need a rat. A ratter.
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But don't they bring it to you? A ratter
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is a cat that specializes in, they
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were on pirate ships. Large
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sailing ship always had a ratter. And
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the ratter was a cat that caught
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rats and mice. And it actually historically,
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it got its own sea
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hermit, like to be on
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the seas. Amazing.
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You can see photos of cats
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and they have their permit to be on a boat
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to catch rats. I love this. And
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they're holding a tiny pilot's license.
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Yeah, that's what I want for Christmas. I want
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a ratter.
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But they bring you the
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rats. Don't they? I don't think that's what I did.
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It's not an asson. You know what else is,
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what is in a song and also goes along the same
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line, those 12 days of Christmas? Hal,
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you mentioned it is a hippopotamus. What's that for?
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I want a hippopotamus
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for Christmas. The hell is
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this? Yeah. It was a novelty, like
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60s novelty Christmas song.
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Well, you don't want a hippopotamus. They're like the
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most dangerous freshwater animal.
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And
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they're like, their skin oozes that red secretion.
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So it looks like they're always covered in blood. They're
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terrified. What? I didn't
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know about that. What is it? It's a thing
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to keep their skin wet when they're
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sticking out above the water in the sun.
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Oh my God, I need that after my surprise
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hyaluronic acid facial peel I got
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at a spa and desert hot springs.
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I need to secrete something like a hippo.
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I saw a video
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of a hippo eating a pumpkin
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and those ionic columns they have
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for teeth
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will bend into the mouth when they eat it.
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And I was like, is that, are the teeth getting
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knocked in? Because I have like an irrational
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fear that my teeth are going to be like folded in. Same
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with like fingernails, fingers being bent,
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all that stuff. And I was like, oh,
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the mouth, those big pegs
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just fold
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down. They fold. When they're
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consuming human meat. Yeah. They're
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like, they're up there. You're like, oh, well, they're going to need this to pulverize
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a pumpkin. But no, those things are like
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folding back,
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like reclining those bottom teeth. You just said
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they fold back when the hippo
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is eating human
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meat. Yeah. I assume they do that to
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make room for human meat. Like a human pumpkin.
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They're like, oh, we got to figure out how to fold these teeth.
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Larry, did you figure out how to fold the teeth down yet so we can
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eat people?
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While we're on the topic
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of teeth, I'll point out another gift
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in a Christmas song. It's less a gift given from
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someone to another. And it's one that is requested
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of Santa. As an adult, I
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think it begs a lot of questions if I'm asking
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Santa for my two front teeth. But
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I assume that's a kid that's singing that. Yeah.
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Famously. Famously. If I could only whistle.
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Or what about there's people
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who go to Smile Direct Club.
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What is that?
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It's a place that puts in veneers,
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puts in
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the... Oh, like cosmetic dentistry. Cosmetic
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dentistry, yeah. Okay. Yeah, you
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don't need Santa. You need like like professional. Yeah, Santa
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is a toy maker. Yeah. Yeah,
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I'm not gonna go to Mattel for dentistry.
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We've also got... Yellow chipmunks had two
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pretty good ones in there. Some classics. Oh.
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Wanna train the loop, me, I wanna hula hoop.
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Yeah. Oh, that's right. A
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hula hoop versus
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five golden rings. Yeah.
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Five golden rings is tough to beat at this point.
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Because we all have enough room in our homes
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and apartments for five golden rings.
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But they're not necessarily gold. They're
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golden.
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Right. So they're gonna be
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gold
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plated. Gold plated. Still a nice thought.
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Five?
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Yeah. You could
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sell... Here's a thing,
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you could sell the other... So
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when I had my bar mitzvah, a young 13-year-old Hal.
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My parents got me a gold braided
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necklace. A gold braided... Like it's
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gold, but it's like a bracelet. And
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then a ring, a
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gold ring that in block letters says
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Hal.
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It doesn't even fit on my pinky now. I have it.
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It's in the other room. But I'm
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sitting here going like, all right, it's been 33
9:16
years since I was made in Bar Mitzvah
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at Temple's Eye on the Nottingham Valley, Pennsylvania.
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That place is now a Korean church.
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Okay. Am I okay?
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My mother is gone. She's been gone for 15
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years and my dad probably won't know. Am
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I okay to melt down to like,
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turn those in for a part? Because I have no use for them. Yeah.
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So that ring now says Hal in Korean, right? Right.
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Yeah. It says Busan instead. It
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was replaced. In the night it happened. I want
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to know
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if you also got a mohawk
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for this and pitied the fools at
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your bar mitzvah because you were wearing
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that much gold jewelry in the late
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1980s. Mr. T, oh
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late 1980s, please. It was 1990, Mark. We
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were out of the 80s.
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Fair? All right. All right. You
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can, I believe, absolutely melt it down. Melt
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it down. Cool. Yeah. In
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which case, we could just say you could melt down five
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golden rings as well. Exactly. And make a lovely
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fake Cartier bracelet.
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Now, is five golden rings
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more valuable than Mariah Carey's
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you? I
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mean, you is a tough person. The holidays,
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it's all about kindness and the
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people in your life that are important. If the
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gift is you, that's tough.
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Five golden rings, you. Elvis
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had a similar version with Elvis went Santa
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to bring his baby back to him. Yeah.
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When the gift is a person, my
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grown up Christmas list, there's that song too, the
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Amy Grant song. No more
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lives torn apart. Wars would
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never start.
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Oh, I'd rather have the rings.
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Yeah. God. Like, you know what I mean? Like, I want
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all that stuff. I want
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all that stuff. But let's be like, In
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theory. Yeah. In theory, like I
10:56
want that stuff to happen. But when you're looking for
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gifts, like I could say world peace that
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that's nobody's bringing that to me. Let's
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say five golden rings.
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I got a shot. Somebody's going to go to Zales
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and stop by on their way to a party or something
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and bring them to me. What if they stop at William
11:12
Sonoma and get bright copper
11:14
kettles and then on their way out,
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stop at, I don't know, LL
11:18
Bean and get warm woolen mittens. Those
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are just safe things though. Those
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aren't asking for gifts. That's true. She's just
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going like, and here's other stuff. Like, it's almost
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like hinting
11:28
when you're if it was like, I was like, Padgett,
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you know, I really, I really just
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wanted this really cool shower curtain, but I don't have
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it. So one of my favorite things, wink, wink.
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I wish you could all have seen
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Hal's face when he made
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that. That was imploring.
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Yeah. The audio. He's
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going to get that shower curtain. So
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what do we think is the winner? Is it the five gold rings?
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I'm going to go with you. If
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it is my you, the you I
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pick not golden ring. things
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that may be, you know, from
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Shein or H&M,
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they're not gold, they're golden. I'm going to go with
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you being essentially Elvis,
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my baby. All I want
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for Christmas is the you that
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is the most important to me.
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I like that.
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I'm on board.
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All right. It's been
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answered. Mariah.
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All right. I have the next one and this comes
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from Cindy Whitmore.
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As far as Christmas dinner is concerned.
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What is your protein of choice? We have four
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choices as provided by Cindy.
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Ham, roast beef, turkey
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or lamb.
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Oh my.
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Yeah. My,
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my, my, my, my, my, my, my. I feel like
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turkey gets Thanksgiving.
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Turkey gets Thanksgiving. But if we don't
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have goose as an option, which I've never
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made, let's say, has anyone had a Christmas
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goose?
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I want to say goose. You have?
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I have had a Christmas goose before.
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So here's the deal with the Christmas goose. My
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mother one year because we're big Christmas Carol
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fans and they have the good, the Cratch It
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family has the goose for
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Christmas. And my mom was like, I'm going
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to make a Christmas goose this year. And
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it was terrible.
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Oh, terrible. And
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I still remembered in my family as the
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Christmas when we had goose. Like,
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it was like, oh, you remember the goose Christmas? Oh yeah.
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I remember the goose Christmas. It was, it was making
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the realization that that
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was what the Cratch It's got on
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Bob Cratch It's salary was a goose.
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And then at the end,
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Scrooge comes by with a turkey.
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Oh, Scrooge brings the
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turkey from the window. The one as big as me.
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The big turkey. Oh. The reason
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the goose was on their Christmas table was
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because it was the most inexpensive
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choice. It was it's gamey
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and
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gray and greasy. And
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it's probably back then, not
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of coddle.
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goose, but a wild
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goose, like a Canadian goose that
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someone bludgeoned,
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or blunderbust, I'm not sure.
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So goose, okay, wow,
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okay, this is so informative. My
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mom makes beef wellington for
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Christmas.
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So I, but
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I feel like I'm gonna have to go
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with, out of those choices,
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I don't know, a Christmas
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ham sounds so homey.
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I do love a Christmas ham. We do
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beef every year as well in my family now.
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We do. We do a beef tenderloin
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every year for Christmas. It's like the one
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time of year that my mom makes, she's like, I learned
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from the goose,
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now I'm gonna make a beef tenderloin every year.
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And it's one of my favorite pieces
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of meat.
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Like annually, I look forward to this
14:51
piece of meat on the plate, but this is, we're trying
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to find an objective answer. And that's
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a very much subjective choice.
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But we're making our choices. Where
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would you veer towards? No pun intended.
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I'm torn three ways. I'm not a huge
15:05
lamb fan. It has to be like once in a while
15:07
for a lamb.
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I did once go
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to a friend's, went to like a friend's potluck
15:13
holiday dinner and they had made an entire
15:15
prime rib. So you would literally slice off,
15:18
you would make your own slices
15:20
of prime rib. That was incredible. According
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to visiting Jennifer's family in the South,
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it's always ham. I love ham.
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I love ham so much. It's great.
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I've told you both about the two turkeys of 2020, right?
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What? No. I
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ordered a turkey from,
15:39
no Butterball, one of those companies.
15:41
I ordered a turkey for Thanksgiving because then
15:43
you didn't know what you were gonna be able to get,
15:45
like supply chains were all weird. Oh, right. Yeah,
15:48
pandemic.
15:50
I got one and I asked for it to be
15:52
delivered, like bring it to my door.
15:54
Like I need to know it's arrived because if
15:56
it's just sitting down in the mail area, I might not
15:58
get to it right away.
15:59
salmonella.
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They delivered it the wrong day. They didn't
16:03
tell me what day it was coming. That's what it
16:05
was. But it was fine when it got there. And
16:08
then another one I had canceled, but they sent
16:10
it anyway. So I got refunded for that and
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I wound up with two turkeys for the place of one.
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Two Turkey 2020. So one was in the
16:16
freezer, made one for Thanksgiving. The
16:19
second one had it for Christmas and that was a
16:21
good time. I love,
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I
16:24
want to go back to, yeah, turkey's
16:27
tough too because I mean that is a great Christmas
16:29
dinner right there. I think a ham has
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a couple of benefits for me as a Christmas
16:34
dinner. One is the smell of
16:36
a ham cooking. It is out
16:38
of all of these. I think that is the most inviting
16:41
of all of these that if you get the glaze, you
16:43
know, it's that sort of sweet, smoky,
16:46
fills the house with that scent. How
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do you do your ham if you do it at the holidays, Patrick?
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Well,
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you know what?
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I don't make a ham. No.
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Do you go to Honeybaked and get a...
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No, I have done that in the past, so
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I'm not roasting it. But yeah, I've never
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made a ham in the oven and I will also say
17:05
that what I do, do, do
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do, is
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Easter ham. So
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I say turkey for Thanksgiving. Ham
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for Easter was like a steamed
17:18
cabbage and, you know, boiled
17:20
potatoes. I like a ham for
17:22
Easter,
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even though I'm not, I don't observe. I
17:26
observe all religions in a culinary
17:29
sense. Yeah,
17:29
sure. I love that.
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But not religiously. So
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I think I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to backtrack
17:36
and I'm going to say two, there was, what was the beef
17:38
option? Like we're on
17:39
a plane. Just roast beef.
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Roast beef. I think I'm going to have to pick
17:43
roast beef because mom's beef
17:46
Wellington would be
17:48
a roast beef in
17:50
a pastry with mushroom, a mushroom
17:52
duxelles. Oh, I do love
17:54
that. Does she do the small one cream
17:56
of mushroom soup from Campbell's with
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the mushrooms.
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I don't know the man and then
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roll it in and do it
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no she's not ridiculous she wants
18:06
to spend time with her family. Any
18:08
homemade that we all do we're from massachusetts.
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I do watch that show semi homemade
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on the food network
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i have seen some of her videos lover
18:18
class yes she's always
18:20
with a glass of wine while cooking the best
18:22
yeah love it look i like i said my
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subjective answer is roast
18:26
beef. Yeah i think turkey
18:29
thanksgiving and i've never
18:31
had lamb on criss no
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yeah it sounds fun i need. Anytime
18:36
i cook lamb it's always i always do meatballs cuz
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i'm not sure how to do lamb
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well so i just get ground lamb and
18:44
spice it you know get my Mediterranean
18:46
spices and do it that way. Boy you can
18:48
cook the gas my god can you cook
18:50
to my friend and i
18:53
do roast lamb but not for a holiday.
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To me it i don't see what holiday that
18:58
would be on so of the four options
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where do you gentlemen stand.
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Like i said i'm fully happy with roast beef
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but how i feel like i've had turkey
19:07
and enjoyed it i've had ham many years and
19:09
enjoyed it but the one thing i think about
19:11
and i think about it year round is
19:13
the time that i had prime rib. I'm
19:17
happy to go with beef i think that's a wonderful
19:19
protein and you can serve it in so
19:21
many different ways. Whatever
19:25
it is to a communal piece
19:27
of beef and you're all tearing hunk off of it meeting
19:29
it. I like we did in the case people day
19:32
exactly so do you sit at jennifer's
19:34
mom's table on christmas eating
19:36
that ham going man i gotta tell you guys about
19:38
this one christmas i have.
19:39
Yeah that's all i
19:42
do i think about other best
19:44
way to appreciate yourself to a mother
19:46
is going to go to this other place i want
19:48
had the. Anyway
19:53
thanks for the yeah fine no.
19:56
Oh
19:58
all right guys talk about the goose you. Good. Your
20:00
family talks about the bad news. We still talk about the bad
20:02
news. Oh, my God. It's worth it. The memory.
20:05
The memory alone.
20:09
All right. What's next, Al?
20:10
There's another. We're sticking with food. Let's go to the
20:13
side dishes. How do we cruise, ask? Oh,
20:15
for
20:15
stuffing slash dressing. Sweet
20:18
or savory? So sweet would be
20:20
you put the cranberries of the raisins and stuff
20:22
in there. And
20:24
yeah, we all have the same face to that, right? Which
20:26
is how dare you? Yeah. Could you hear that?
20:28
Yeah. Yeah. I can see the
20:30
visible disgust. Yeah. On
20:33
a sweet dressing.
20:36
It feels like one of those questions. It's
20:38
like I make this thing
20:41
that nobody else does and people give me grief
20:43
for it. You guys are cool with this, right?
20:45
Right. Hey, no,
20:48
if you go to someone's house and use their bathroom, you're not supposed
20:50
to flush, right? I'm just like,
20:53
I know you have two options, but
20:56
is it the thing I think? It's
20:59
savory. It's savory. It's
21:01
supposed to be savory.
21:02
Yeah. What goes in your stuffing? I have
21:05
a question. Yeah. Does
21:06
anybody at any point in the
21:08
year make their stuffing
21:10
inside a bird cavity?
21:13
I do not.
21:14
Now I do not.
21:15
No, no. Okay, great. Always a pan on the
21:17
side. Yes. Yeah, I
21:20
have used it. I not really a cavity,
21:22
but the way I did do it one year where
21:24
I made a stuffing and I made a turducken.
21:28
Oh, I did it as a layer
21:30
between the layers in a turducken. That
21:32
makes sense. That makes sense. That's
21:34
not like a bone possible bacteria
21:37
breeding ground.
21:37
Right exactly. Toxic
21:38
dump. Yeah, you're never supposed
21:41
to put your stuffing in inside a
21:43
bird. No.
21:45
All right. I have the next one for us. This is from Greg
21:47
on. What's up, Greg? Greg on. Greg
21:49
on. Yeah. Longtime
21:52
contributor to the show. Greg on. Asks
21:55
best day of the week
21:57
for Christmas to fall upon.
21:59
I know. I
22:01
know. Yeah. What do
22:03
you think? Wednesday. Wednesday, you're off all
22:05
week. Guaranteed. I'm not going to get the same
22:07
thing. No one can talk to you. No one can text you.
22:10
No one can ask you for a f***ing favor.
22:13
Yep. And guess what? Because
22:15
New Year comes exactly the
22:17
same day of the week the next week. You're not going back to
22:19
work until what, the fifth?
22:22
The sixth? The following year. Oh,
22:24
wow. Yeah. Smack
22:26
dab in the middle of the week. Has it ever happened
22:28
in our lifetimes? I don't know. I
22:31
mean, doesn't happen every seven years?
22:33
Maybe. Does everything happen
22:35
every
22:35
seven years? Is that true? I don't know. Is
22:38
that true? I feel like every seven years,
22:40
like, don't they,
22:42
aren't they by nature in a rotation?
22:44
Aren't they leap years though where it's different? Oh,
22:47
leap years. I think February screws over the whole calendar
22:49
constantly all the time. Yeah. Like
22:52
in terms of what days things are? Because
22:54
you think every seven days. I think that's
22:56
how it
22:57
is. Like my book stays on the... Guys, guys, guys,
22:59
give
23:00
a free t-shirt to anyone who
23:02
emails you or texts you. It was a
23:04
Wednesday for Christmas and a Wednesday for New
23:06
Year's this year. In this
23:08
year, 1923, 1974.
23:10
If it ever happened,
23:12
I want to know.
23:13
I'll tell you what, first email I see about it,
23:15
we will send you a t-shirt.
23:17
Heck yeah. Not me. And maybe
23:19
some of our new merch. No, not you. Not
23:21
you. You've only made the call.
23:24
Maybe else we'll get maybe the wrench fight t-shirt that
23:26
we haven't rolled out yet. Oh yeah. We've
23:28
got our new Philly wrench fight t-shirt. That's
23:30
right. Yeah.
23:32
What? In 2020, 2024. Ken's getting a free
23:34
t-shirt. Ken's getting a free t-shirt. Ken's getting a free
23:36
t-shirt.
23:36
No, Ken figured
23:39
it out. What
23:40
hasn't happened in the past? Oh
23:42
yeah. Never. In history. How
23:45
about the last time it happened? Ken, you can't answer. You've
23:47
already won a t-shirt.
23:48
Ken can't answer. You've already won the t-shirt that you have emailed
23:50
us multiple times about getting the design for.
23:55
We're really on top of it, Pat, that you wouldn't believe. I
23:57
love this so much. This is all
23:59
staying.
23:59
it, right? You're not going to miss that stuff.
24:02
Oh yeah, not at all. We don't take all of that. We've
24:04
got to stay in. Everything
24:06
stays in. Alright, that was easy.
24:08
Asked and answered. It is Wednesday. Yeah.
24:10
Alright, what's next Hal?
24:13
Alright, from Liz Johnson. What is the
24:15
best non-specific holiday
24:17
greetings? Some examples would be, and I don't know if there's a
24:19
third one. So
24:20
the two I have are Happy
24:23
Holidays and Seasons Greetings. Is there another
24:25
one?
24:26
Like Happy Cold Fun Times. There's
24:28
no third one I can think of.
24:30
I mean Happy Holidays rolls off
24:32
the tongue pretty easily. Yeah. Yeah.
24:34
If we're going with the Arthur Lesak
24:36
parts of speech, which is most
24:39
physically difficult to say, Seasons
24:41
Greetings is more difficult than Happy Holidays.
24:44
What is that? What
24:45
is Arthur Lesak? Oh, it's a great one. It was one
24:47
of these speech books that we did in drama
24:49
school where we learned all about play
24:51
and link versus prepare and link. Okay,
24:54
I'll give you real quick. This is crazy sidebar.
24:56
Like my name, Mark Gagliardi. To
25:00
play and link means I play
25:02
both consonants fully.
25:05
So I would say my name, Mark Gagliardi.
25:07
To prepare and link means the previous
25:10
consonant you only prepare, you don't
25:12
complete, and then you fully say
25:14
the next one. So Mark Gagliardi. The
25:17
difference between Mark Gagliardi and Mark Gagliardi.
25:20
Oh. Which one do you say? I just say Gagliardi.
25:23
That's easier. Yeah. So much easier.
25:24
Wow. Anyway,
25:26
that's a little bit of deep dive nerddom. I
25:29
was thinking
25:29
of drama school. Did
25:32
you go to – I didn't either have – I mean I went to
25:34
acting classes in San Francisco in
25:36
the
25:36
Tenderloins, but I didn't
25:38
go to a real – I didn't go to a college.
25:42
I failed out of Parsons. I didn't go to a real –
25:45
but I took improv. Improv I think
25:47
really taught me maybe more than
25:49
scene study and drama scenes.
25:52
Yeah. And improv was kind of
25:54
about just don't try to
25:56
be funny. Just try to connect
25:58
with someone. give them everything
26:01
they need. That to me was sort of the best
26:03
acting classes I took, I saw.
26:05
Oh, 100%. I took
26:07
a couple acting classes. I did improv in college for sure.
26:09
I took some acting classes. I was a theater minor,
26:12
but I was a market, I have a marketing degree. So
26:14
like, he's learning Arthur Lessick's
26:17
parts of speech or whatever. And then
26:19
like my professors like, all right, you're
26:21
running a fake sneaker company. Don't go bankrupt.
26:24
Invariably, invariably
26:27
with like two, three, we were
26:29
like, there's a labor strike
26:31
and everything's shutting down and. Oh
26:34
my God,
26:35
that's incredible. For some
26:37
reason by Peru, like I don't know what's going
26:39
on.
26:40
Wow. And all I have to offer is,
26:42
and this is not meant to be racy in any way,
26:44
I excelled my first
26:46
year at Parsons School of Design in nude
26:49
life studies. So I could draw either
26:51
of you nude fabulously.
26:53
That was my ace subject.
26:56
Would you need
26:58
us modeling and posing for this or just?
27:00
Yes, I can't make it up in my mind
27:02
what you look like naked. I probably shouldn't
27:04
by now. We've been friends for 20 years. Really?
27:09
I should have pictured you naked by now.
27:12
Oh my God. I had
27:14
a presentation. I think it was
27:16
for the sneaker thing. We had
27:18
like our group, it was like a group of four
27:20
of us. Like we were terrible. Like we failed
27:22
on every level, but I thought
27:24
in our presentation, if I juggled
27:26
at the top, that would be enough
27:28
for that. That would be
27:30
enough for that. And you'd be like, well, Mr. Lublin, your
27:33
team has displayed absolutely no business
27:35
acumen. But I'll be damned if I
27:38
wasn't amused by your juggling A+.
27:43
You know what, though? Now, you
27:45
have still
27:47
not
27:48
lost as much money in sneakers
27:50
as Kanye West.
27:52
That's true. That's true. And give it that way.
27:54
All three of us
27:56
combined have not lost
27:58
as much money in sneakers as Kanye West. Kanye
28:00
West. What's that time machine? I'm going
28:02
back. What was this topic again? That's non-specific
28:04
holiday greeting. It sounds like it's happy holidays. I feel like it's happy holidays.
28:06
I
28:07
have always had that taken. It is just happy holidays. You
28:09
can say that all year long. There are plenty of holidays I don't know about. It's
28:11
just easiest to end on a Friday by any
28:13
email you send, just say happy holidays. And
28:16
if they don't know what you're
28:17
talking about, then they have to look it up.
28:28
For my friends from other cultures, I
28:30
don't know what the proper greeting for
28:32
assorted festivals and holidays
28:35
around the world are. So, I
28:37
just say happy holidays when I know it is
28:39
no ruse or Eid or whatever,
28:42
various cultures. I
28:44
just say happy holidays. Yes. So,
28:46
I don't get anything wrong. All right. Our
28:48
next topic from Michaela Bergland. Interesting.
28:52
What are you reading? What do you guys
28:54
think of the pickle
28:56
on a Christmas tree tradition where the
28:58
first family member to find the pickle
29:01
gets to open the first present? Yes
29:03
or no? Now, is this, Ken, I
29:05
want some clarification on this. I've never done
29:07
this. Is this a real pickle
29:09
or is it like an ornament that looks like a pickle
29:12
that's hidden in the tree? My understanding is
29:14
that it originated with a real pickle, but now they
29:16
actually sell Hallmark usually has like a pickle
29:18
ornament you can buy somewhere on
29:20
the tree. So it's moved to a fake one. Hallmark
29:23
made this up.
29:24
Hallmark made this up. No,
29:26
this is bored families of the holidays hiding
29:29
pickles in trees originally and decided to
29:31
be capitalized by Hallmark.
29:33
So, it was a real,
29:34
where did they come from? What is the origin
29:37
of
29:37
the pickle? There's a lot
29:39
of pickle stuff in a lot of families traditionally.
29:41
So, I'm assuming that you've been bored of
29:43
the holidays. You know how
29:45
it is with a family who doesn't want to talk.
29:47
Hide a pickle of the tree.
29:49
Hide the pickle. Hide the pickle. Someone
29:52
needs that cultural. Listen,
29:56
you know now as much as I do about
29:58
the long tradition.
29:59
Sorry, I was going to mute myself.
30:02
Of hiding a pickle in a tree. Wait,
30:04
is this normal? Is this the same as
30:06
the other? The question just says,
30:08
pickle on the Christmas tree tradition or no?
30:11
Would you do this tradition? I
30:13
guess now they... Well, you know, now I
30:15
would. Now I would. If you know
30:17
you can hide a pickle somewhere in your Christmas
30:19
tree... Yeah. Or someone
30:22
could, so no one knows. Mm-hmm. And
30:24
you're like, it's like a king's cake. Yeah. I
30:27
do like that. I do like a little... You find the pickle in the king's cake. And
30:29
then you have to buy all the pickle next year. And then you have to buy all the pickle next year. And
30:31
you get to open the... The first present.
30:34
You don't pick the tree. And then if you
30:36
get the bite, then it's a pickle and you get to open it again. The
30:39
entire family tearing the tree apart,
30:41
trying to find the pickle first.
30:43
I wanted to be a real pickle though. I like
30:45
the idea of just sort of fashioning a
30:47
fish hook... Yeah. ...on an S hook
30:50
and hanging a real preferably
30:52
dill
30:53
pickle somewhere in an actual
30:56
tree. Hanging
30:58
food on the tree is not a new thing.
31:00
No. I'm not. No. And
31:02
I'm... It just sounds funny.
31:03
If I can't find a pickle, a real
31:05
pickle hiding in a tree, you need to go to an ENT.
31:08
Like immediately there's something real... But if
31:10
that's the thing, is it going to make your Christmas
31:12
tree smell? Like, I love the pine
31:14
tree smell. If I come home and
31:17
I smell a dill pickle, I'm like, will
31:19
somebody please find that thing? I don't think they're
31:21
hiding like a big 7-Eleven pickle or a tree
31:23
somewhere. I would assume
31:26
it's a smaller pickle or else it's not going to be much of a hunt. A smaller
31:28
pickle.
31:28
You know what though? I'll tell you this. As
31:31
a childless lady who is so
31:34
happy about that decision every damn
31:36
child-free day, it could be
31:38
a way to get all the kids to climb up
31:40
in the tree and leave you alone for 25, 30 minutes.
31:44
Yeah. Particularly if you don't actually hide the pickle.
31:47
There is no pickle. You tell them
31:49
there's a pickle hidden in the tree.
31:51
I see.
31:52
I wonder if these families also think that the
31:54
Velasic stork... Like, the kids think the
31:56
Velasic stork is bringing the presents. Bring the
31:58
baby.
31:59
under the train. They said the craziest presents
32:02
I ever had. Did you leave some
32:04
herring for me in a bucket? I
32:07
do want to throw out one devil's advocate
32:09
moment or one devil's advocate
32:11
thought for the pickle.
32:13
It is something that none of us have ever done.
32:16
It sounds ridiculous, sure,
32:18
but I am thoroughly in favor
32:21
of if your family has a holiday tradition,
32:24
I'm a fan of the more holiday
32:26
traditions, the better. With
32:29
layrum and layrum and layrum, I think traditions
32:31
around the holidays are important. I think they bring
32:33
families together. If that is a thing you
32:36
do, God bless you for it and
32:38
God bless us everyone. That
32:40
is my small soapbox to
32:43
say, if you have this pickle tradition,
32:46
go for it. I love it. I do have
32:48
additional information for you.
32:50
The Christmas pickle is a German-American Christmas
32:53
tradition. A decoration in the shape of a pickle
32:55
is hidden on a Christmas tree with the
32:57
finder receiving either reward or
33:00
good fortune for the next year. There
33:02
are a number of different origin stories attributed
33:04
to the tradition, including one originating
33:06
in Germany. This theory has since been
33:08
discounted and is now thought to be a German-American
33:11
tradition created in the late 19th century.
33:13
In fact, the New York Times reported that out of over 2,000
33:16
Germans polled, it
33:17
determined that 91% were unaware of
33:19
the legend. Right on. Wait,
33:22
so 9%? So
33:24
basically it sounds like a- A German-American
33:26
population. Like a lot of things associated
33:29
with Christmas in the US, it sounds like
33:31
it was a US Christmas
33:33
tradition. I do like it though.
33:35
I like it. Yeah, why not?
33:37
Why not? Sure.
33:39
And read on the traditions. You guys can throw it to break.
33:41
All right. We are going to take a quick break
33:43
and when we come back, we are going to continue
33:45
to clean the sleigh with our dear friend,
33:48
Padgett Brewster, and Hal is going
33:50
to go feverishly look for
33:52
a pickle in any tree. I'm gonna
33:54
find it. We'll be right back.
33:57
I'm gonna find it. I'm gonna
33:58
find it.
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Alright, we're back. Hal, what have you got
35:13
for us?
35:14
I don't know. I'm still waiting for it to come in. It
35:16
hasn't been shared. We all got pickle fever. We did.
35:19
We showed a pickle fever. Pickle fever. That
35:22
walk is the pickle sauce. Pickle fever. Alright,
35:25
here we go. This is
35:27
from Jordana Kane.
35:29
That's a Christmas Eve dinner. So, I assume
35:31
the roast is for Christmas Day, correct? Oh, Christmas
35:33
Eve dinner. So, it's the night before. Uh-huh.
35:36
What
35:36
are you having for Christmas Eve dinner? Is
35:38
there like pizza?
35:40
You have pizza?
35:41
You know, for my family, I leave
35:44
this one to you guys and I will chime in.
35:46
However, for my family, Christmas Eve
35:48
is the big dinner. We do the
35:50
big dinner on Christmas Eve and
35:53
then we wake up Christmas morning and
35:55
we have a big breakfast. We make the same breakfast
35:57
every Christmas morning, which is where my chief...
35:59
grits recipe comes from and
36:01
the sausage and egg casserole
36:04
and frequently Mickey waffles
36:06
and oh yeah you make them
36:09
you make the ears you make the waffle and then
36:11
you add ears oh boy oh boy oh boy
36:14
oh yeah we're real Disney files
36:16
in my family that's fantastic
36:18
so we do our Christmas dinner on Christmas
36:20
Eve
36:21
so
36:23
what I this one I'm
36:25
in the dark about what do you guys think I
36:27
I am in in the
36:30
past we
36:32
have my family has gotten
36:35
Chinese takeout
36:37
Chinese takeout does feel like the other classic
36:40
Christmas dinner like yeah
36:41
the other way though and I think it was from a
36:43
Christmas story they turkey flies off and
36:45
they go and have Chinese I think it the
36:48
idea was oh we're going to be cooking
36:50
all tomorrow morning so we don't want to have to think about
36:52
it and we want to have left overs in
36:54
case everything goes you
36:57
know poorly tomorrow so I think
37:00
we always got Chinese takeout and not good
37:02
Chinese just whatever we could
37:04
get our hands off
37:05
yeah so that to me
37:08
most Chinese takeout is not that good let's
37:10
face it but that's why it's good
37:12
because
37:12
it's not good yeah just
37:14
low main out of a white cardboard box
37:17
with top six sweet sour pork
37:19
while you're watching whatever Christmas
37:21
movie everybody walk away right
37:24
Christmas Eve with sandwiches and snacks feels
37:26
like yeah something simple if you don't do what we
37:28
did which was the big dinner on the eve
37:30
you have the big dinner the night well that's
37:32
yeah we do the big one on Christmas Eve do you
37:34
I think I mean growing up obviously we're
37:36
Jewish so it was like Chinese and movies
37:39
on Christmas Day because that's when you were sort
37:41
of free to do it but I agreed like if you're
37:44
I've now cooked
37:45
for both Thanksgiving and Christmas like
37:47
I enjoy baking the turkey and mashed potatoes
37:49
and dress I like doing all that stuff
37:51
but I don't want to hopefully I've done
37:54
all my prep work yeah and I could
37:56
be easy so yeah you don't want to cook the
37:58
night before and
37:59
the next day. And Hal can cook like
38:02
an MF2. I did not clarify
38:05
that before. Hal taught me how to make matzo
38:07
ball soup. He did. He taught all
38:10
of the members of the maximum fund family
38:12
how to make matzo ball soup via the family cookbook.
38:15
You both are great, great
38:16
cooks. And it is still, I think,
38:19
sort of uncommon for
38:20
non-professional chef men
38:22
to cook as well
38:25
and as often as you two do. So I applaud
38:28
you. Well,
38:29
thank you. We applaud you back because
38:31
still
38:31
one of my fondest culinary memories
38:34
is going to your house and making
38:37
banana leaf wrapped fish.
38:38
We went to, is it Banglok?
38:40
We went to Banglok Market? Banglok Market. That
38:43
was so much fun. Gagli already
38:45
taught my husband and I, and this was like 13
38:48
years ago.
38:48
This was a long time ago, yeah. Taught
38:51
us
38:51
how to make that banana leaf wrapped
38:53
steamed fish.
38:55
Oh, so good. Wow. I
38:58
feel like the answer for this particular question is takeout.
39:01
Takeout, yeah. The night before, yeah. Yeah.
39:03
Christmas Eve. Specifically Chinese, but if you
39:05
don't have a good Chinese spot, a good bad Chinese
39:07
food. A fewest choice. Yeah. Yeah. Also,
39:10
whatever. Takeout. If you want a pizza, a strumboli. I
39:12
don't know why I keep thinking of strumboli. I feel like
39:14
nobody has a strumboli. It's sort of the forgot, like
39:16
you just order a pizza.
39:17
Is there a dish called strumboli
39:20
as well? Yeah. And what is it?
39:21
Strumboli is like a rolled
39:24
calzone. It's like a rolled, yeah, a calzone
39:26
is like folded. This is like rolled, it almost looks like a
39:28
loaf of bread, but it's filled with
39:30
like inverted pizza. Yeah.
39:32
Okay, thank you. I've never had one. I've never had
39:35
one. You only
39:35
know Strumboli, the villain from Pinocchio.
39:38
Correct. Yeah.
39:39
I don't know if the dish is named for him or not. Probably
39:42
not. Or
39:43
was he named for the dish? I don't know. He's
39:44
named for the dish because he's full of pizza guts.
39:47
I feel like Strumboli
39:50
and calzones are both just someone
39:52
that worked in a pizzeria, looking at the pizza and going,
39:54
what if not flat?
39:56
Like it's just. Yeah. I
39:59
do love a calzone.
39:59
a calzone is a beautiful, beautiful
40:02
thing. Oh yeah. It looks like the
40:04
first step of how I would eat a whole pizza.
40:06
Like I'd fold it in half, fold it in half again. Fold
40:08
it over, crimp it, crimp it, crush
40:11
some butter on it, put it back in there. So
40:15
good. All right. Dave Hoffman asks,
40:18
opening stockings. This is interesting. I'm not sure exactly
40:20
how to take this so you two can help figure
40:22
out what that means.
40:24
This is as written opening stockings colon
40:26
first or last. Oh, first.
40:29
First as in like first thing in the morning when you wake up. First
40:31
thing you do. First thing in the morning. First thing you do. Stocking.
40:33
Yeah. Stocking. So like that stairs. Yeah.
40:36
I'm a hundred percent first. Yeah.
40:37
Yeah. Yeah. Cause they're the smaller, like fun
40:40
things, candy, little gifts. So
40:41
you don't want to, otherwise you're starting
40:44
with the main course and then having the salad. It's
40:46
also
40:46
stockings are always, or at least in
40:48
my family, it's, oh, eight Emery
40:51
boards. Thank you. And you
40:53
know, it's like, Oh, a pen
40:56
shaped like a baseball bat. It's not,
40:58
you know. They're really fun, like
41:00
goofy little, yeah. Oh, Chinese candy.
41:03
It's fun. I always get from,
41:05
uh, from Santa Claus always brings
41:08
me for some reason, you know, we all get different things from
41:10
Santa in our stocking, but Santa
41:12
always brings me sample size
41:14
versions of assorted colognes,
41:17
which I always immediately
41:21
put on and then during breakfast,
41:23
I smell like a nightclub owner. It's amazing.
41:26
That's a great
41:27
thing to have in a travel bag
41:29
though. It's got a different sample cologne
41:31
in every town. I
41:33
have a whole shelf of little
41:35
sample colognes that like, when I go on a vacation, I
41:37
just grab one, toss it in the bag. Great.
41:39
I don't know what's more adorable. Your
41:41
sample cologne collection or the fact that you
41:43
still think Santa put that in
41:45
your
41:46
stocking. Santa put that
41:48
in my stocking and I will never hear
41:50
or acknowledge anything else.
41:53
Padgett, he has a whole fleet of chemist
41:56
elves that are working. I remember, I remember,
41:58
I
41:58
remember last year's. padded upholstered
42:01
toilet seat covers. Oh
42:04
yeah. One was an elf with a pointy
42:06
nose that if you didn't know that was in the
42:08
bathroom in the middle of the night, you
42:10
have experienced something
42:13
exciting. Shocking. It's
42:15
surprising. Patrick,
42:18
you're almost there. The elf did
42:20
not have the nose on it. Oh sorry. It
42:23
was the snowman's carrot. It was
42:25
the snowman's carrot nose.
42:27
Yeah. It was a bathroom surprise.
42:33
No, I'm surprised and I'm
42:36
proud of you, Gags, that you don't have them
42:38
up yet because I know you are
42:40
a Christmas lover.
42:42
I have all my hounds still up right
42:44
now.
42:44
I'm so glad. I'm so glad. I
42:46
no longer put the toppers on the toilet.
42:48
The toilet? Yeah. I
42:51
no longer do the... The contraption
42:52
that accepts urine. You
42:54
no longer are upholstering.
42:56
I'm no longer... Yeah, I'm no longer...
42:59
When you put it like that, it seems like I should
43:01
have done that long ago.
43:03
I love it. No, I think you should stick with
43:05
it. I think you should wash them.
43:06
But I think you should stick with it.
43:08
And hey, what if the elf was eating a popsicle?
43:11
That might be a fun addition for it.
43:13
Why not have them all have an element of danger? Smoking
43:16
a Churchill. He's
43:19
caught on the cob
43:21
the wrong way. Like you could do it a million different
43:23
ways. Who eats caught on the cob vertically?
43:26
And elves, they don't know how to eat the
43:29
cob. Elves are sneaky.
43:31
Yeah.
43:33
Ugh, my stomach hurts.
43:36
Stocking skills first. I have a related
43:38
stocking question. Please.
43:41
Yeah.
43:41
From Greg on. He's back.
43:43
Treats in the stocking or small gifts.
43:46
Like a weather radio.
43:49
Treats? Like we put like or nail clippers or
43:51
is it like candy and
43:53
stuff or is it like nail clippers
43:55
or you know like little things. It's nail
43:58
clippers. The example that he gave. Or
44:00
is nail clippers the example you are adding?
44:02
I'm giving I'm just thinking of small things that you
44:04
would load in like a wrench I don't know what you
44:07
like We're always Jennifer's
44:09
family. I think it's candy. So I've taken that
44:11
in our stocking, but I hang I
44:13
put candy in those So
44:16
Santa brings your place
44:17
Santa knows and bring oh, yeah, yeah,
44:20
yeah, Santa brings candy
44:22
I'll tell you Santa did give me one
44:24
year nail clippers, but the
44:26
nail clippers were from clearly
44:29
Santa visited some
44:31
tourist spot or an airport because
44:34
it was an enamel fish
44:36
And they're my favorite nail clippers.
44:39
So I Candy,
44:41
I don't know. I don't recall
44:44
Candy. Yeah. No, I just think the
44:46
Santa that my family is
44:48
friendly with is is
44:51
it's mostly what can you
44:53
get in the the travel aisle at
44:55
Rite-aid and then
44:58
occasionally you collect little bits and
45:00
bobs like an enamel fish Nail
45:03
clipper, you know during the year that you
45:05
sneak into a stocking. That's a surprise
45:08
does
45:08
the enamel fish nail
45:11
clipper have If
45:13
it was in fact from an airport
45:15
that Santa visited does it have the name
45:18
of a city or locale on it? No,
45:20
no, it doesn't it's just a beautiful. It's lovely
45:23
and tiny So no TSA will
45:25
take it away because TSA will
45:27
take away certain cuticle
45:29
trimming implements Yeah,
45:31
I didn't know you could take any nail clipper with you any
45:33
long
45:34
Little I always keep one in my in my top kit.
45:37
So I just like that, you know, there's a doctor
45:39
Yeah, what does
45:40
that mean? Stop kit like your little travel
45:43
your little toiletries bag. Yeah, but why you think doc
45:45
kit What is just what I've always
45:47
I think it's an old military thing.
45:49
We just call it a doctor. Yeah Stop
45:51
what military what could that stand
45:53
for?
45:54
Kiss army. What army are you at? What do
45:56
you hold on?
45:59
We find out I'm going to be
46:01
in the region Germany when charles dappet
46:04
began producing a new type of toiletry bag in nineteen
46:06
twenty six topics being popular with members
46:08
of the US military. Everything came
46:11
from germany the doctor hit the pickles
46:13
christmas a lot of christmas decorations
46:15
on the christmas tree yeah yeah i do
46:17
a mix or santa brings me
46:20
a mix. No there is frequently
46:22
one of those like
46:23
m&m candy canes. Little
46:27
sample cologne and m&m candy cane.
46:30
I like it yeah that's interesting
46:32
a mix a mix.
46:34
I'm not so we like when santa gives us
46:36
a mix yeah
46:37
why you don't respect to one new
46:39
but everything in there
46:40
no big small high
46:42
low. Yeah
46:43
okay next topic comes from leslie
46:46
trotman also frequent contributors
46:48
show what's up leslie is it weird
46:50
to ask for basic hygiene
46:53
products. Like what's on your
46:55
christmas list this is according to leslie
46:57
it says we do hygiene stockings
47:00
to face toothbrushes so etc
47:02
i kinda love that.
47:04
Ask for it
47:06
yeah yeah ask for
47:08
it is interesting
47:09
is she writing to santa yeah
47:11
maybe.
47:13
Are you guys not.
47:16
I think santa knows what i
47:18
want yeah
47:19
i just wish it you just heard the kid
47:21
in a. I
47:25
didn't mean to i was tentatively
47:28
answering.
47:30
I didn't mean to show like a. It's
47:37
the question is is it weird to which
47:39
i would say objectively probably
47:41
but it's not bad.
47:43
The question is weird the practices.
47:47
You can ask and wish for anything
47:50
i go back to what i said before
47:52
any tradition that your family have
47:55
a holiday great y'all do you
47:57
it's gonna just bring you closer together.
47:59
Yeah.
47:59
Yes, and we do do a lot of that.
48:02
My family, there's there are a lot of well
48:05
there with it travel Q-tips,
48:07
you can never go wrong because you're
48:09
going to want them because we don't all
48:11
necessarily go to hotels
48:13
that have a fancy little, you
48:15
know, grooming kit.
48:18
You want your own Q-tips by the way.
48:20
Yes.
48:21
So, personal hygiene. Yeah, we
48:23
are. Yeah. Sure. Our stockings have many.
48:26
Yeah. Although it raises more questions
48:28
than it answers. If that
48:30
is what you want, then by all
48:33
means, fill that like mini deodorant
48:35
toothbrush, toothpaste. Love it.
48:38
I like the idea that you don't want that for
48:40
your stocking.
48:42
You want it for like... For them and them.
48:44
Yeah, it's like, you know what I want? I want howl
48:47
stocking to be all hygiene stuff.
48:50
Yeah, if I didn't ask for it and I got it, I
48:52
would feel I would be like, oh, I've done something.
48:54
Yeah. It's like when...
48:56
I've done something wrong.
48:57
I was always told, if someone offers you gum,
49:00
take it. It may not be for the experience that you're
49:02
having. Yes. Maybe for
49:04
stairs. Yes. Also, if there's access
49:06
to a bathroom, go try to pee at least.
49:08
You never know where you might need
49:10
a bathroom and always try. Yeah.
49:13
Yeah. All right. I have a combined topic
49:15
here. Those are the topics that they dovetail
49:18
into one another. We'll start. These are suggested
49:20
individually by Leslie Trautman and Dave Hoffman.
49:23
Oh, the last two. Both
49:25
returning. Both our last two stocking topics. Our
49:27
returning champion. And number one
49:30
is
49:30
office party or office dinner.
49:33
Now, am I the only one who's worked in corporate
49:35
America extensively? Yeah. Yeah.
49:38
I'll tell you what I love about a dinner is
49:40
I know I'm not paying for it. And as we get towards
49:43
the end, like there's a finite
49:45
amount of time that it lasts. I enjoy
49:48
the company of the people
49:50
I work with. I want to put that out there right
49:52
now. I enjoy spending time.
49:54
However, there is time when
49:56
I'm working there
49:58
and then when I am done, that time
49:59
is mine. And
50:01
so I like I enjoy
50:03
and I get the idea of like a party and stuff.
50:05
I think dinners are a little cleaner and
50:07
they're usually by department. So like
50:10
you go with your department, it's a good chance
50:12
for you to relate to one another outside
50:14
of the workplace environment. Office
50:16
parties, people invariably get drunk.
50:19
I've seen it happen. Yeah, not
50:21
fun. Lamp shade on the head.
50:24
It's like, I'm concerned, are they
50:26
going to be able to get home? Okay. I
50:28
see what you're saying. Yeah, but
50:30
that said, the company I've worked for for 13 years
50:32
has done some really fun
50:34
parties. One year we rented a boat,
50:37
like did like a horn blower cruise out of Marina
50:39
de Rey, which is really fun. Awesome. But
50:42
even that's like, all
50:43
right, you're on a boat now. Yeah, like,
50:45
I want to leave.
50:47
No, I can't leave. Yeah.
50:50
And to me, I want it like my time is
50:52
mine. And I appreciate gesture. But
50:54
ultimately, I want to I'd rather have the
50:56
dinner. It's a little bit more intimate. And
50:58
it really is an opportunity. I think those are
51:01
way better from a company perspective,
51:03
those are way better, specifically
51:05
for teams to hang out and
51:07
relate to each other personally. And there's
51:10
always some work talk, but a lot of it is
51:12
like, hey, what are you doing? What are you doing for the holidays?
51:14
How's everything been like a chance to just like
51:16
humanize
51:17
one another.
51:18
And I think that that's essential
51:20
to any working relationship anywhere.
51:24
I like that you humanize the people you work with.
51:25
I do too. And I think the only
51:28
thing I can compare it to is doing animated
51:31
shows.
51:33
Sometimes if you go to Comic Con to promote,
51:36
there have been parties where it's everyone
51:39
in the company, and it's just long
51:41
and you don't know everyone, you don't really talk about
51:44
anything. And then other times, it's
51:46
been this show that we all
51:48
worked on, but didn't get to meet each other on,
51:51
we're going to have a dinner. And then
51:53
you have an hour and a half, two hours to
51:55
talk to, oh, I heard about you when
51:58
you're work, but
52:00
you were in Chicago and I was recording from
52:02
here and I didn't get to meet you. And it did
52:04
feel more human
52:07
and sort of friendly and loving
52:10
over a large corporate party
52:12
that sort of feels like a company
52:15
just writing it off and you don't really get
52:17
to talk to anybody. So I
52:19
would choose a dinner.
52:21
Yeah, I like a dinner. I will play
52:23
Krampus Advocate for a quick
52:25
second and throw out a couple of pluses
52:27
for the party is the
52:30
lack of structure in that
52:32
as far as the obligation of it
52:35
that a dinner comes with because if it is
52:37
a dinner, you are A, it is a finite
52:40
beginning and end of the thing, a
52:43
party you can dip in, dip out. You
52:45
also at a dinner will have,
52:47
it can really vary depending
52:50
on your seat.
52:51
If it's one big table having a dinner
52:53
together
52:54
and your particular piece of
52:56
real estate
52:58
and maybe it's a complete stranger from
53:00
the company or you know what I mean? Like
53:02
there can be, you can have a vastly different
53:04
experience based on where
53:06
you are sitting at a holiday
53:08
party dinner. I agree. That
53:10
said, I think that the benefits of the dinner
53:13
do
53:13
tend to outweigh the
53:16
benefits of the party. Yeah, I don't
53:18
know if parties will have things to them. They
53:20
will do like a Yankee swap
53:22
or whatever or karaoke contest. Wait,
53:24
I don't want that. You are saying a party or a dinner? Party. Party.
53:26
Oh, what is the Yankee swap? Oh, the thing you don't want that. What's
53:30
that? Everybody brings a gift of a certain
53:32
amount or under a certain amount and then you
53:34
or Secret
53:43
Santa, they do that sometimes too.
53:45
But like that's the one where they are all like the first
53:47
person goes up picks a gift. Right,
53:50
right. I know the White Elephant. The next person can either take
53:52
it, yeah, the same thing. Got it. Just
53:54
different things. I wasn't sure
53:55
what everybody called it. I thought Yankee
53:57
swap was. I have been to business
53:59
dinners. for a production or
54:01
a show or a theater or a group of people where
54:04
people do get up and switch seats so
54:06
that they are talking to other
54:08
people.
54:10
That's what Yankee
54:11
swap meant. I've never heard that phrase before
54:13
but I have definitely seen that so
54:16
that you aren't just stuck where you
54:18
are and you're only talking to the person on the left or
54:20
right of you. People sort of get up and I'm
54:22
gonna go talk to Bruce and you you know people
54:25
move around to get to know each other a little
54:27
bit better and it feels intimate and thoughtful.
54:30
Yeah, I like a dinner that does that
54:32
a lot because if there is a you know aside from
54:34
the oh maybe I'm with someone I don't
54:36
want to be with if there is someone I do want
54:39
to be with chatting that I haven't seen in a while
54:41
or you know a good you know like if they
54:43
like that I love the idea of moving
54:45
around and a party does give you the opportunity
54:48
to move around moments with
54:50
more people. True. Yeah. So
54:52
the other half of this if you're having an office
54:54
party this is what Dave asked.
54:56
Is it better to have that party at the office
54:58
or off-site? Off-site. Off-site.
55:02
I don't want to eat
55:04
where I'd crap. Yeah, also
55:06
I don't think anyone can do
55:09
office parties at
55:13
the
55:14
workplace anymore. That's
55:16
I feel like I've been told.
55:18
Yeah, it's a liability issue and they have to take
55:20
it to basically if
55:22
you're inappropriate with someone
55:24
in the parking lot of the restaurant
55:27
where you're having the party
55:29
the company itself isn't responsible
55:31
for the actions of the employees while they're
55:33
out in public. So most
55:35
having
55:36
having seen deeply inappropriate
55:39
behavior at wrap parties they
55:41
are now no longer ever held
55:43
at stage or on the lot.
55:46
It
55:46
has to go somewhere else. I also
55:48
think that piece is like is huge.
55:51
Then the other thing of like let's all do something
55:53
fun
55:54
rather than let's see
55:57
the walls I see every day. Yeah, we're
55:59
already there.
55:59
all the time. I don't want to see that.
56:02
Let's all go together to Topgolf or whatever
56:04
and we'll have fun there.
56:07
I want to go to a paintball part. I've never done
56:09
paintball. I would love to
56:12
work at an office that
56:14
you go to paintball, although that could
56:16
be dangerous. I guess you could really shoot the
56:18
crap out of your
56:21
general manager or something. But I've never done paintball.
56:23
If they made a manager's team and an employee's
56:26
team and paintball, how would you paintball?
56:29
If it hurts though, you get hurts when the paintball hits
56:31
you. I've
56:31
heard that. That's why I've never done it. Yeah.
56:34
Can we do laser tag? Let's go do laser
56:36
tag. I love laser tag. Oh
56:37
no, not enough impact. I want
56:39
some impact. You want the pain. I want a cross
56:41
between laser tag and paintball.
56:43
I want a less
56:44
painful paintball. You want
56:46
a water balloon fight? Yeah.
56:49
Yes. Okay. I was going to say
56:51
we could do laser tag. Tiny
56:53
water balloon. Tiny, tiny
56:55
water balloon. I was going to say we could
56:58
play laser tag and
57:00
I'll peg you with tennis balls the whole time. You're
57:02
constantly trying to dodge them.
57:05
That would be fun. That
57:07
would be
57:08
fun. All right. That was like a game we play as
57:10
kids. Let's throw tennis balls at each other.
57:12
There was part of the game is I'm going
57:14
to hit you with a tennis ball. It was terrible
57:17
but exciting. It
57:18
still hurts less. A tennis
57:20
ball hurts less than a what was that
57:22
thing with the bouncy red? What was
57:24
that thing?
57:25
Oh dodgeball. Dodgeball
57:27
hurts. Yeah. There are dodgeball
57:30
leagues all over LA. They'll knock you over because
57:32
they'll knock you over. You're getting ahead with
57:34
that. That hurt. I didn't
57:37
like dodgeball. Yeah.
57:39
That
57:41
sucks. All right. Our next topic
57:43
from JD Evans.
57:45
This is a throwback. All right. Wasell
57:48
or punch
57:50
for the holiday party.
57:52
Look, I
57:54
love the I don't know. But if you're like
57:57
you can just make punch and call it Wasell.
57:59
Wait, I think.
57:59
I thought wassail, wassailing,
58:02
I thought wassail was caroling.
58:05
You're doing
58:05
it for the drink. You're doing it for wassail
58:08
is the drink, I think.
58:09
Wait a minute. Wassail is a spiced
58:12
ale or mulled wine drunk during
58:14
celebrations for 12th night and Christmas
58:17
Eve. What? Yeah. It's
58:19
the drink to go wassailing is to
58:21
go out and go
58:23
caroling and get the
58:25
pun. And they reward you. Get drunk and go caroling. Yeah.
58:28
Go to the house and if you carol for them,
58:30
they give you a mulled wine. Yeah.
58:32
Oh, I didn't know.
58:35
How many houses do you think it takes before they
58:37
go back to the first house and have no memory that they
58:39
were there? Here, we're here to
58:41
stay a song for you. And if you like
58:43
it or if you don't,
58:45
you can give us a drink. I
58:47
thought it was
58:48
wassailing we will go. What?
58:51
It's wassailing?
58:52
Yeah. Here we go. A wassailing. A
58:54
wassailing. Wassailing
58:58
in Massachusetts.
59:00
Wassailing we will go. In
59:02
my
59:02
Madrigal group in high school,
59:05
one of the songs we sang was wassail, wassail,
59:07
wassail, not bring us in wassail.
59:09
So it was like, I think it's a one of those ones that can go
59:12
either direction. Yeah. You can pronounce that however you
59:14
want. And actually, yeah, I'm looking out in the
59:16
dictionary. Thank you, Oxford dictionary.
59:19
Both of those pronunciations are acceptable.
59:22
Oh, okay. What was the question? From
59:24
your college day. Wassail or punch
59:26
for the holiday party? What was that guy's? Anthony
59:29
Rubino. What was his name from your college?
59:32
Which guy? The guy who did the parts of speech that taught you
59:34
how to say Anthony. Oh, Arthur Lesak. Arthur
59:36
Lesak, right. How would he say it? What would he
59:39
say was correct? Yeah, I think he would say
59:41
it depends on what the next word is.
59:43
Oh, what a no.
59:45
Yeah. Yeah, he's one of those.
59:47
Wassailing. I for
59:50
an office, I like the
59:53
mystery of a wassail.
59:54
Yeah. I'm going to go with that. Yeah. I
59:57
can have punch anytime a year. Exactly.
59:59
I'm not.
59:59
gonna go to a beach party in the summer and be like, yo,
1:00:02
I brought wassail. Or will you? You
1:00:06
know what? Now I will. I'll wear my jester costume.
1:00:09
I love it. I've been with a boar's
1:00:11
head. So
1:00:14
let's keep rolling. I got a couple
1:00:15
combining these. These are both from Giuliano. This
1:00:18
first one feeds directly off of what we were just talking
1:00:20
about. What is the best drink
1:00:23
to spice slash mole that
1:00:25
includes alcoholic and non-alcoholic options?
1:00:29
I guess apple juice? Like a cider?
1:00:31
Yeah, I think cider. I mean...
1:00:34
It smells... I think cider smells the best.
1:00:36
Everybody can have it if it doesn't have the booze already
1:00:38
in it. Throw some brandy in it or whatever if you
1:00:41
want to have the alcohol version.
1:00:43
Yeah. Yeah, it's gotta be apple cider, I think.
1:00:45
I have... I think they're Martinelli's. They're like... They look
1:00:47
like tea bags and they're a little mold
1:00:49
spice bag.
1:00:50
Yeah. So I'll get a bottle of cider and
1:00:52
I'll pour it into the pot and then I'll throw
1:00:54
those in and let it simmer. And I
1:00:57
don't care to drink it personally. Like it's fine.
1:00:59
I don't... But Jennifer really enjoys it. But I
1:01:01
like the smell. It makes it feel like the holidays.
1:01:03
Yeah. Mmm.
1:01:05
Oh, I should get that just for the smell. Yeah.
1:01:08
Yeah.
1:01:10
It is... It's nice when you're gonna... I'm not even a
1:01:12
huge apple cider drinker, but during the
1:01:14
holidays, I will frequently just... That's hell.
1:01:17
I'll have a big jug of it. I'll just put some on the stove
1:01:19
and throw a cinnamon stick in it just so it,
1:01:21
you know, wafts.
1:01:22
And if I want some, pour some out. A
1:01:25
little bit. Yeah. Some orange
1:01:27
slices. I mean the... Sorry, orange peel.
1:01:30
Yeah. Yeah. I
1:01:32
want that now.
1:01:33
Right?
1:01:34
You can do it.
1:01:36
You can have it anytime you want. You know what? You and
1:01:38
I are gonna go to that party this summer and
1:01:40
you bring the spiced cider. I'll bring
1:01:42
the wassail. That's gonna be an
1:01:44
amazing... And Hal will bring pickles and
1:01:46
hide in the sand. Oh,
1:01:50
and Ken has another good tip. Put it in the crock
1:01:53
pot all day. All day. I can do that.
1:01:55
Oh, I could do that. Do that with the pot. Brilliant. All
1:01:57
right. Here's the other thing that Julie asked.
1:01:59
Okay.
1:01:59
for canned whipped cream. So this is like the
1:02:02
you're ready with
1:02:03
your spray whipped cream. Regular
1:02:06
chocolate,
1:02:07
peppermint, pumpkin or something else for
1:02:09
those canned whipped creams, those spray
1:02:11
whipped creams. You don't like a spray whipped cream?
1:02:13
Purus, Purus, just the
1:02:15
just the original gangster.
1:02:18
Yeah, ready with Oh
1:02:20
man, hang on. Yeah, chocolate
1:02:21
peppermint. Where is he going?
1:02:24
What is he doing?
1:02:24
What is he doing? He's gonna bring out a
1:02:27
whole buffet of whipped cream. Would that be
1:02:29
a little whipped cream bottles to go with his?
1:02:31
His clothes. The thing about the original
1:02:34
flavor, canned whipped cream, which is the
1:02:36
correct answer is,
1:02:38
thank you. It just.
1:02:39
Ready with Oh, look, he's
1:02:42
doing with it. The
1:02:44
best part was the like the rose
1:02:46
out of that. Yeah. No, because that's with
1:02:48
it. That's like a nitrous. That's a drug.
1:02:51
Kids used to do that in high school.
1:02:53
Oh, yeah. I feel weird now.
1:02:56
Yeah, you should be dizzy. It's like you're
1:02:58
in the middle of a Keith Haring drawing
1:03:00
and there's just lines everywhere. And you're
1:03:02
where
1:03:02
one guy's head is just a wolf.
1:03:04
Gator. It
1:03:06
doesn't make more sense that it's a gator. Well,
1:03:08
it might be a wolf. Actually, now I don't know.
1:03:10
I
1:03:11
don't know. Keith Haring from
1:03:13
beyond. Tell us is it a wolf or
1:03:15
a gator in your block drawing? It is Halloween
1:03:17
tomorrow. Should we hold a séance and speak to you?
1:03:19
For Keith Haring. We'll talk to Keith Haring.
1:03:22
Amazing.
1:03:23
Let's throw them all in Warhol. Basquiat.
1:03:26
Yeah. Let's talk to
1:03:28
all of them. Let's talk to everyone from
1:03:30
the 70s and 80s. Hey, let's get
1:03:32
Rembrandt
1:03:32
too. I have some questions for Rembrandt.
1:03:35
Then. All right. Michaela
1:03:38
Berglund asks another one
1:03:40
from Michaela to in an episode is amazing.
1:03:42
Matching ornaments on your Christmas tree
1:03:45
or mismatched ornaments. What
1:03:47
does that mean? That is aesthetically coordinated
1:03:49
ornaments versus ornaments you made as a kid. Free
1:03:51
for all. Miss match. Absolutely.
1:03:53
Everything. Every goofy little.
1:03:56
The ugliest. The broken. Great
1:03:58
grandmas.
1:03:59
founded it Rite Aid, one
1:04:02
from Thrift Town, San Francisco 1994.
1:04:04
I want all mismatched, like
1:04:07
my silverware.
1:04:08
Yep. Oh yeah.
1:04:10
I'm a hundred percent team mismatch.
1:04:12
Yeah. We have stuff from Jennifer's like
1:04:14
when she was a baby, stuff from the 70s and the
1:04:16
80s, like crafted to best to the just
1:04:19
like the colored sort of bold ones
1:04:21
to Wally and Eve and Darth
1:04:23
Vader and my silly sports ones
1:04:26
that I've collected. Like we have everything
1:04:28
up there. A gorilla coming out of a gift
1:04:30
that I got, like she's coming out of a present
1:04:32
because I'm obsessed with gorillas, Padra. This is
1:04:35
somewhat new. And yeah. Oh,
1:04:37
this is new because I didn't know that.
1:04:40
Yeah. It's a very, I was a stuffed gorilla
1:04:42
that my parents got me like
1:04:44
in 2000. It just sat in my bedroom.
1:04:46
We were home one time after my mother
1:04:48
passed away. And I was like, I want to bring that back
1:04:51
to Los Angeles. Yeah. It's like something
1:04:53
that connects me to her. And then I just started watching
1:04:55
gorilla videos. And then I've bought
1:04:57
from that line. I think I have
1:05:00
nine or 10 of those gorillas. Oh,
1:05:03
doctor. I highly recommend all of the people of the world
1:05:06
listen to our recent best gorilla
1:05:08
episode. Yeah. In fact,
1:05:10
if someone has matching
1:05:13
and I don't want to judge because I want everyone to be happy.
1:05:15
I don't care what anyone does as long as they don't hurt anyone
1:05:17
else, do whatever you want. But to me, like
1:05:20
a coordinated matching Christmas
1:05:24
situation just makes me think of
1:05:26
the White House or, I
1:05:29
don't know, it just seems corporate
1:05:31
or so I feel like families
1:05:34
have even ornaments
1:05:36
they hate, but they have to put
1:05:38
up because it's been in the family.
1:05:40
And I like that because it's a memory
1:05:43
of a personal, you know, oh,
1:05:46
my brother made that piece of candy
1:05:48
cane in 1982. But I love it. You know,
1:05:51
that to me is the
1:05:54
coordinated designer. Everything
1:05:57
is red. And then there's this silver
1:05:59
and it's this.
1:05:59
To me, I just kind of don't get
1:06:02
it. It seems designy as
1:06:04
opposed to
1:06:05
ancestral and family and love.
1:06:08
Yeah.
1:06:09
Yeah, I feel like a Christmas tree is supposed
1:06:11
to be, at least for me it feels like, it's supposed
1:06:14
to be a time capsule
1:06:16
of souvenirs from an entire
1:06:18
family's existence. We have some
1:06:21
going back to before I was born
1:06:23
up until last year and I love
1:06:25
that. Yeah.
1:06:28
Tell the story of your family. And
1:06:31
I do also though, if you have the
1:06:34
space to put up another
1:06:36
tree, make it a secondary
1:06:38
tree. You know? If
1:06:40
you've got like a little, you've got a little tree in your
1:06:42
foyer or you've got, you know what? If
1:06:45
that is the one you want to do styled, like we're just going to do all
1:06:47
gold balls or anything. You know what?
1:06:50
That's
1:06:50
fine. But like, as far as the main, your family.
1:06:52
The real tree. Yeah. The
1:06:55
real tree. Yeah. The one.
1:06:57
And you can go in, look at and find like different little pockets
1:07:00
that remind you of different things.
1:07:02
Yeah. All right. Last topic.
1:07:05
All right. We've really, I didn't even realize
1:07:07
that we've been going for this long. Yeah.
1:07:10
That's great. Kept you over, Padgett.
1:07:12
No, I love you. Love you back.
1:07:14
What's up? I turned the potatoes on. Don't worry
1:07:17
about it.
1:07:17
Oh, good. Fantastic. Well,
1:07:19
we don't want them to, we want to make sure you get to the potatoes in time. So Leslie
1:07:22
Troutman asks,
1:07:23
best type of gift basket?
1:07:26
So I assume this is like edible arrangement
1:07:28
or things that you can cook with
1:07:30
or like trail mix slash like
1:07:32
a savory versus a candy. I
1:07:35
think there's a meat one. There's like a
1:07:37
Pepperidge Farm one. Yeah. Yeah.
1:07:41
Yeah. Bristol Farms too. Oh,
1:07:43
that's fancy. Yeah. Like
1:07:46
seasonal cheeses and meats. Yeah. Sharkummer
1:07:49
sausage given in the winter. Yeah.
1:07:51
What do you guys think?
1:07:52
I like a bottle of wine, a
1:07:55
bottle of balsamic vinegar, some
1:07:58
weird.
1:07:59
cheese that
1:08:01
you can hold. It's okay I'm swearing
1:08:03
occasionally, right? We'll bleep.
1:08:05
Yeah, you're fine. Oh good.
1:08:06
Like a wax-wrapped cheese
1:08:08
that doesn't expire for four or five years.
1:08:10
Oh yeah. A bronze something
1:08:13
pasta. Like I like a gift basket
1:08:15
that is just a couple of oddball
1:08:17
things. Yeah. And then
1:08:19
the all of the like chocolate and
1:08:23
candy stuff I just give to other people.
1:08:25
Yeah, right. You know, it's funny. One thing that
1:08:27
I noticed about all of those things in your
1:08:29
basket, which I would agree with entirely
1:08:32
is I think a great the best gift
1:08:34
basket is a culinary focused gift
1:08:37
basket. Yeah, you're right. And I also would love
1:08:39
I'm going to throw in one other thing, some
1:08:41
sort of
1:08:43
kitchen
1:08:44
implement. You know, usually
1:08:46
a corkscrew. Yeah, a cool corkscrew
1:08:49
or a cheese knife or salad tongs.
1:08:51
Yeah, something for it, something that will live
1:08:53
in your kitchen after all the all the perishables
1:08:56
are gone. You're right.
1:08:58
Yeah, I think that's kind of that's a perfect gift basket
1:09:01
to me.
1:09:01
Yeah, that's really good.
1:09:03
And not too much of that squiggly plastic
1:09:05
grass.
1:09:07
I don't like that. And I know it's I think
1:09:09
sometimes people depend on that too much. I
1:09:11
don't like it. I don't like it. I would prefer you
1:09:13
just scrunch up some paper that I can use
1:09:16
later to fill a
1:09:18
purse or a wet pair of boots. Give
1:09:20
me something I can recycle. You're supposed
1:09:23
to put paper in your boots if your boots are wet.
1:09:25
And really, I didn't know that. Like newspaper,
1:09:27
right packing paper. Why are you
1:09:29
filling your purses with it? To keep the shape.
1:09:32
You stuff it in your purse and then you zip it
1:09:34
shut and it keeps the shape of the purse.
1:09:37
I like that. Wow.
1:09:38
I don't have a lot
1:09:39
of structured purses,
1:09:40
but the structured purses I have
1:09:43
are in
1:09:43
great shape. This one's from 1941.
1:09:45
Well, some of them are. I know they are. First
1:09:51
is on eBay. We've seen the closet.
1:09:53
We've seen them. We've seen the closet
1:09:56
in the closet.
1:09:59
I know. Oh my God.
1:10:02
Well, that
1:10:04
is it for this Clean
1:10:06
Slay episode. Thank you to
1:10:08
all of the people of the world who offered topics.
1:10:11
You asked and we answered. Thank
1:10:13
you. Those were great. Those
1:10:15
were all great. Fantastic. Well curated
1:10:17
by Ken Plume
1:10:18
and Padgett, it is such a delight
1:10:20
to have you always. Guys,
1:10:22
I love you. I can't wait to see you in person
1:10:24
very soon. Ken, outstanding
1:10:27
job.
1:10:28
Amen. Your biggest hugs are coming your way.
1:10:31
Yeah.
1:10:32
Me. Yeah. Well, these
1:10:34
topics are closed. We
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have many more topics to discuss, so please reach
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1:11:15
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1:11:17
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1:11:20
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1:11:22
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1:11:25
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1:11:29
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1:11:31
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1:11:33
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