Sean Morrow (@snmrrw) of NowThis and Facebook Watch's Apocalypse NowThis returns to help us finish chapter 32, "Cetology"! Join us as we indulge the rest of Ishmael's harebrained whale classifications and learn the important differences between

32.1: Cetology, Pt.1 (w/ Sean Morrow)

Feb 4th, 2019 46m

NowThis Producer and Host of Facebook Watch's Apocalypse NowThis Sean Morrow (@snmrrw) joins Kevin to read the first part of Chapter 32, "Cetology!" The mother of all long and boring chapters! We also discuss a cool nautical-themed bar in New Y

30 & 31: The Pipe / Queen Mab (w/ Will Huebner)

Jan 28th, 2019 29m 9s

Will Huebner (@WillHuebner) of FREE THE SHOW and The Spooky Seven returns to enjoy two short but fun chapters, "The Pipe" and "Queen Mab"! Don't worry, we read slowly and savor the chapters - unlike Ahab and that pipe, am I right?!...Hello?C

28 & 29: Ahab / Enter Ahab; to Him, Stubb. (w/ Will Huebner)

Jan 21st, 2019 47m 12s

Will Huebner (@WillHuebner) of FREE THE SHOW and The Spooky Seven joins us as we meet Ahab for the first time! Also, we ponder Ahab's sexual history and create our own fan-canon that Moby-Dick is a girl whale.Check out Will's podcasts FREE T

26 & 27: Knights And Squires / Knights And Squires (w/ Stephen Sciortino)

Nov 12th, 2018 47m 12s

First mate Stephen Sciortino returns to join Kevin in reading TWO chapters that are BOTH called "Knights and Squires". Are you kiddin' me?! Ishmael introduces us to the rest of the ship's crew, while Kevin and Stephen try to figure out what the

24 & 25: The Advocate / Postscript (w/ Stephen Sciortino)

Nov 5th, 2018 38m 56s

New first mate, high school classmate and old friend Stephen Sciortino joins Kevin as Ishmael provides an unprompted, rambling defense of the profession of whaling that sounds a lot like a late night infomercial. Call now and get a free harpoon

22 & 23: Merry Christmas / The Lee Shore (w/ Tim Sampson)

Oct 29th, 2018 36m 54s

Tim Sampson (The Onion, Comedy Central, [Crazy Christians] 5) returns to help us read Chapters 22 and 23, "Merry Christmas" and "The Lee Shore"! The Pequod FINALLY embarks, Ishmael has a second encounter with extremely memorable character Bulki

20 & 21: All Astir / Going Aboard (w/ Tim Sampson)

Oct 22nd, 2018 39m 32s

New first mate Tim Sampson (The Onion, Comedy Central, [Crazy Christians] 5) joins Kevin to read Chapters 20 and 21, "All Astir" and "Going Aboard"! The crew of the Pequod make final preparations to embark, Ishmael and Queequeg have a second en

18 & 19: His Mark / The Prophet (w/ Ben Meyerson)

Oct 15th, 2018 33m 12s

First mate Ben Meyerson (The President Show, The Opposition with Jordan Klepper) returns to read Chapter 18, "His Mark", and Chapter 19, "The Prophet"! Queequeg AKA Quahog AKA Hedgehog signs up for service on the Pequod, and Ishmael gets accos

17: The Ramadan (w/ Ben Meyerson)

Oct 8th, 2018 29m 56s

Comedian and friend Ben Meyerson (The President Show, The Opposition with Jordan Klepper) joins Kevin to read Chapter 17, "The Ramadan"! There's some slapstick humor, Ishmael's Frasier side takes over once again, and we decide that Queequeg is

16.2: The Ship, Pt. 2 (w/ Graham Starr)

Oct 1st, 2018 41m 44s

Graham Starr (@GrahamStarr) of New York Magazine returns for the exciting radio-drama-style conclusion of Chapter 16, "The Ship"! Plus: Graham and Kevin discuss .horse website domains, errors and discrepancies between editions of Moby Dick, 19t

16.1: The Ship, Pt. 1 (w/ Graham Starr)

Sep 24th, 2018 27m 25s

Graham Starr (@GrahamStarr) of New York Magazine joins us for a very special radio-drama-style reading of Chapter 16, "The Ship"! Adventure creeps closer as Ishmael sets foot aboard the whaleship Pequod and meet one of its (several) captains. P

Bonus

Important Whale Whale Whale Update!

Sep 15th, 2018 3m 18s

An important update! The show lives on! New episodes resume September 24th!

15: Chowder (w/ Ali Gordon)

May 21st, 2018 20m 29s

Ali Gordon (@msalicenutting) returns to help us read Chapter 15, "Chowder", and to ponder some important questions, like, "What would Ishmael be like if he were alive today?" and, "Does milk secretly taste like grass?"Visit our website! whal

14: Nantucket (w/ Ali Gordon)

May 14th, 2018 20m 53s

First mate Ali Gordon (@msalicenutting) joins us to read chapter 14, "Nantucket". Ishmael doesn't talk to anybody but he has a lot of thoughts to share, as always. Also, we learn what the moon smells like!Visit our website! whalewhalewhale.w

12 & 13: Biographical / Wheelbarrow (w/ Zach Kohn)

May 7th, 2018 37m 26s

First mate Zach Kohn (@kohnisrad) returns to break down chapters 12 and 13, "Biographical" and "Wheelbarrow". Queequeg teaches us about his backstory and demonstrates how cool smoking is!Visit our website! whalewhalewhale.walesFollow us on

10 & 11: A Bosom Friend / Nightgown (w/ Zach Kohn)

Apr 30th, 2018 28m 45s

Comedian and friend Zach Kohn (@kohnisrad) joins Kevin for a double dose of chapters 10 and 11, "A Bosom Friend" and "Nightgown". Ishmael is starting to treat Queequeg like a human being! Imagine that!Visit our website! whalewhalewhale.wales

9: The Sermon (w/ Heather Potts)

Apr 23rd, 2018 38m 13s

Kevin is joined by returning guest Heather Potts (@hkpotts) for chapter 9, "The Sermon", delivered by Father Mapple, the undisputed Coolest Man Alive.™Visit our website! whalewhalewhale.walesFollow us on Twitter! @WhaleThreeTimesLike us

7 & 8: The Chapel / The Pulpit (w/ Heather Potts)

Apr 16th, 2018 30m 42s

Kevin is joined by Heather Potts (@hkpotts) for yet another thrilling double-feature of chapters 7 and 8, "The Chapel" and "The Pulpit." Also we discover that Captain Morgan was a real person.Visit our website! whalewhalewhale.walesFollow

5 & 6: Breakfast / The Street (w/ Pedro Alcocer)

Apr 9th, 2018 28m 17s

Returning guest (and our producer) Pedro Alcocer (@thepedroalcocer) joins Kevin for a thrilling double feature of chapters 5 and 6 of Moby-Dick, "Breakfast" and "The Street."Visit our website! whalewhalewhale.walesFollow us on Twitter! @Wh

4: The Counterpane (w/ Pedro Alcocer)

Apr 2nd, 2018 26m 27s

Good pal (and producer of this podcast!) Pedro Alcocer (@thepedroalcocer) joins Kevin for a reading of chapter 4 of Moby-Dick, "The Counterpane." Things still have a bit of a sitcom vibe.Visit our website! whalewhalewhale.walesFollow us o

3.2: The Spouter-Inn, Pt. 2 (w/ Michael Sciortino)

Mar 26th, 2018 34m 47s

Kevin is once again joined by Michael Sciortino (@mykleshorteno) for the Frasier-esque conclusion of Chapter 3 of Moby-Dick, "The Spouter-Inn."Visit our website! whalewhalewhale.walesFollow us on Twitter! @WhaleThreeTimesLike us on Faceb

3.1: The Spouter-Inn, Pt. 1 (w/ Michael Sciortino)

Mar 19th, 2018 32m 58s

Kevin is joined by Michael Sciortino (@mykleshorteno) to read the first half of chapter three of Moby-Dick, "The Spouter-Inn" when things start to get weird and Ishmael goes full Frasier.Visit our website! whalewhalewhale.walesFollow us on

2: The Carpet-Bag (w/ Martin Nolan)

Mar 12th, 2018 18m 46s

In our second-ever episode, Kevin is joined once again by Martin Nolan (@martin_nolan) to read and discuss the second chapter of Moby-Dick, "The Carpet-Bag."Visit our website! whalewhalewhale.walesFollow us on Twitter! @WhaleThreeTimesLi

1: Loomings (w/ Martin Nolan)

Mar 5th, 2018 34m 33s

In our debut episode, Kevin sits down with good friend and comedian/writer Martin Nolan (@martin_nolan) to read and discuss the first chapter of Moby-Dick, "Loomings."Visit our website! whalewhalewhale.walesFollow us on Twitter! @WhaleThre