Look, they didn’t want to dive into Percy Jackson & the Olympians.

If you’re reading this because you think you might want to listen, my advice is: close this app right now. Believe whatever lie your mom or dad told you about Wizard and the Bruiser, and try to lead a normal life.

Being a Wizard and a Bruiser is dangerous. It’s scary. Most of the time, it gets you killed in painful, nasty ways. If you’re a normal kid, reading this because you think it’s fiction, great. Read on. I envy you for being able to believe that none of this ever happened. But if you recognize yourself in these wave forms– if you feel something stirring inside – stop listening immediately. You might be one of us. And once you know that, it’s only a matter of time before they sense it too, and they’ll come for you.

Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

This is Wizard and the Bruiser cover Percy Jackson & the Olympians.

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