Antigone's weekly cinema trip is ruined by Rudyard's latest attempt to spite Eric Chapman. Written by Tom Crowley

Directors - Andy Goddard and John Wakefield
Music - James Whittle and the Piffling Philharmonic
Script Editor - David K. Barnes
Rudyard Funn - Felix Trench
Antigone Funn - Beth Eyre
Eric Chapman - Tom Crowley
Georgie Crusoe - Ciara Baxendale
Madeleine - Belinda Lang
Rev. Nigel Wavering - Andy Secombe
Herbert Cough - Andy Hamilton
Hettie Mayo / Claudette - Freya Parker
Serge - Kieran Hodgson
Miss Scruple - Ellie Dickens
Bill / Cinema Announcer - Pip Gladwin
Tanya - Sarah Burton
Jerry - Max Tyler
Squeaking - Holly Campbell