Antigone's journey into the world of romance is hi-jacked by Rudyard, who needs her to seduce a rich and valuable client. Written by T. A. Woodsmith

Directors - Andy Goddard and John Wakefield
Music - James Whittle and the Piffling Philharmonic
Script Editor - David K. Barnes
Rudyard Funn - Felix Trench
Antigone Funn - Beth Eyre
Eric Chapman - Tom Crowley
Georgie Crusoe - Ciara Baxendale
Madeleine - Belinda Lang
Mayor Desmond Desmond - Steve Hodson
Seymour Prophitte - Max Olesker
Waitress - Holly Campbell
Chairman - Pip Gladwin