Rudyard at last finds somebody who hates Eric as much as he does. by Cordelia Lynn and David K. Barnes

Directors - Andy Goddard and John Wakefield
Production Manager - Elizabeth Campbell
Music - James Whittle and the Piffling Philharmonic
Recorded at the Artspace Studio Brixton by Tom Gillieron
Announcer - Eleanor Rushton

Rudyard Funn - Felix Trench
Antigone Funn - Beth Eyre
Eric Chapman - Tom Crowley
Georgie Crusoe - Ciara Baxendale
Madeleine - Belinda Lang
Jerry - Maxwell Tyler
Agatha Doyle - Alison Skilbeck
Mayor Desmond Desmond - Sean Baker
Rev. Nigel Wavering - Andy Secombe
Jennifer Delacroix - Alana Ross
Hoodlums - Jason Forbes, Ella Garland and Luke Wilson
Bill / Various - Pip Gladwin
Tanya / Madeleine Squeaks / Various - Holly Campbell