Despite the best laid schemes of Crickets and Men, the podcast's direction was never in their control at all. The True Villain reveals all in a full confessional of misguided and frustrated arrogance. This is (likely) the end.We didn't get t

20: #68 Looping Deities Here

Mar 25th, 2019 22m 43s

It's been teased, incessantly, for the duration of the show. It's a strange choice for semi-finale. It's not fit for human ears. It's the Lost Episode at long last, left unedited to preserve its integrity and temporal veracity! Compare and co

19: #67 Ack! Nabbed Tether Ghost

Mar 18th, 2019 33m 5s

A glorious reunion awaits! Wasting no time at all in the realm of reconnection, your classic hosts try to expand holiday songs' outreach to be less seasonal. Cricket's taken a page from Jeff's book of tricks to infiltrate another podcast, and a

18: ({2}) Goodbye Farmer, My Old Friend

Mar 11th, 2019 10m 26s

The Farmer discusses the merits of Viking Cruises. Cricket complains about having to do work.We witness a death by suicide by hanging. Topics include: Hangman, Carpe Rapem, The Gong Show, Time, and Guns.

17: #66 Freak to Heist Nude

Mar 4th, 2019 11m 39s

What's the best way to steal, and which race steals the most? This week's cashier tells all, from whole cloth. It's the podcast, as usual, in the normal way! Nothing strange here!I do find another co-host, though.Topics include: Pilferage P

16: #65 One Inland "Hallo"

Feb 25th, 2019 10m 58s

Jeff seizes control again, out of fear and necessity, to go back to the podcast at hand: recording conversations in secret. Although discourse is a bit tricky to maintain by oneself, he nevertheless tries to ask: What kinds of photographs won't

15: 「Transmissions from the Swine Drone」

Feb 18th, 2019 2m 40s

«Transmission Received»This is a placeholder episode, again, in which the Farmer talks in his sleep.«End Transmission»

14: ({1}) Party Gams, Farmer’s Tans

Feb 11th, 2019 28m 33s

Jeff has abandoned Cricket and The Farmer, leaving them to their own devices. The Farmer’s experiment has a twenty-percent success rate. A long lost listener contributes one of the most def poems yet. The Farmer provides insights into why Jeff

13: 「Transmissions from the Brine Foam」

Feb 11th, 2019 1m 42s

«Transmission Received»This is a placeholder episode, in case Jeff's absence made the art no longer.«End Transmission»

12: #64 Grifter Harm, Continued

Feb 4th, 2019 28m 36s

Jeff tries to get into the mindset of our mysterious emailer by infiltrating another podcast, before the all-too-comfortable Farmer teams up with Cricket to throw wild accusations back at him! Our very own humble host, The Jeff himself, indicte

11: #63 Notching a Demurer Rift

Jan 28th, 2019 36m 16s

Cricket is becoming dissatisfied with the podcast, so she brings another guest to help liven things up. But as with Warrior Squirrel, she turns antagonistic (though seemingly less drunk). Jeff reads the underwhelming results of a survey he cond

10: #62 Iron's Ogled Sin

Jan 21st, 2019 12m 51s

Cricket takes it upon herself to dive into what was more than likely the research Dr. Berg and Dr. Carson pursued to determine how trains react to emotion. Jeff didn't understand the prompt! We host a game show.Topics include: The Dating G

9: #61 Return to the Aware Sahib

Jan 14th, 2019 32m 51s

Picking right back up where we left off, Doctor Berg displays a surprising knowledge of the age-old discipline known as Train Sex to a shocked Sir Topham, for some reason. Sodorian Newspapers are suspiciously vague and the whole internal logic

8: #60 E'en Aortae Thwart Hubris

Jan 7th, 2019 42m 30s

At the onset of some truly troubling news, we revert to Forever Now and Other Train Sex Tales! The Good Doctors, Carson and Berg, explain to Sir Topham their scientific take on Train Love. You'll never guess which vital organs Sentient Trains l

7: #59 Polygraph Sages

Dec 31st, 2018 28m 48s

In the finale of our Grasshopper Trilogy, the narrator begins to reveal himself as unreliable, but we're far too wise to fall for that ruse. Has violence been the solution to homophobia this whole time? Also, a classic question of hospital ethi

6: #58 Mr. Graphs Rosy Apogee

Dec 24th, 2018 28m 33s

Cricket's caucus companion continues their tale of homegrown homophobia with Oscar-worthy dramatic flair. Burps are counted, but don't fear: they're just remnants of a bygone era. The numbness starts to go away. We skip and scream and bop sho

5: #57 Aby Inner Spur

Dec 17th, 2018 23m

Cricket's burping has gotten quantifiably out of control, so Jeff stages an intervention/celebration. Following only the strictest podcast etiquette, this entire episode is devoted to satisfying our base impulses, like eating right into the mic

4: #56 Happy Aggressor

Dec 10th, 2018 22m 56s

From the caucus recordings of Cricket comes a tale of growing up in the Deep South, where even the most cheerful homosexuality is seen as an affront to the status quo. An obtuse Jeff tries his best to decipher this outré American dialect.We r

3: #55 Extra Pistons

Dec 3rd, 2018 36m 1s

In a postcoital bliss, Thomas the Tank Engine begins his intellectual awakening – to his own detriment.We find the concept of hands to be incredibly useful, but (at the moment) also find ourselves without.Topics include: Atlas Chugged: Edge

2: #54 Honor Escaped Calendar

Nov 26th, 2018 30m

With the nature of their reality in flux, Jeff and Cricket read the abstract of an epistle sent to them confronting their liberal use of the nonlinear in this very podcast. Also, a listener repurposes making change from a tip jar with their chu

1: #53 Theses On Ear

Nov 19th, 2018 30m 16s

Welcome back, listeners! After the fiasco of the Time Dome, Cricket reveals how she survived, while Jeff unveils a document that threatens the very fabric of the podcast's quasi-temporal history. Put away your pylophones and shove that yogurt b

31: 「Transmissions from the Ti4e Dome」

Nov 12th, 2018 7m 16s

«Transmission Received»In the recent past, Jeff escaped the Time Dome. Thank you for your cooperation.«End Transmission»

30: 「Transmissions from the Tim3 Dome」

Nov 7th, 2018 6m 39s

«Transmission Received»In the recent past, with the Grizzly-Tyler War unceasing, Jeff finds himself trapped, in a room of sorts, in need of escape. Can you help Jeff discover a way out of the time dome, simultaneously filling the gap in our c