The gentleman warn everyone about the most important threat of our time: robots. And as if that’s not enough…El Greco’s neighbor dies, and the crafty Greek plunders the deceased’s possessionsEl Greco attends a sex addicts anonymous meeting w

Big Gay Musical - Uncle Monty's Variety Show

Apr 13th, 2018 1h

El Greco returns from L.A. with an update on his new big gay musical. Monty explains the dysfunctional sex life he had with his ex-wife. One of El Greco’s scorned lovers slashes his tires three times in as many weeks, leading El Greco to explai

How kinky is your hose? - Uncle Monty's Variety Show

Apr 1st, 2018 23m 56s

This short, formerly premium episode is now free. You’re welcome! The gentlemen discuss Nick Broomfield’s 1996 documentary film Fetishes and the famous “ashtrays can’t talk” scene. But the kinky hilarity doesn’t stop there:El Greco asks an Ap

Emotional Support Animal - Uncle Monty's Variety Show

Mar 23rd, 2018 43m 19s

In this episode, Monty considers owning an emotional support animal to support his hate for his enemies. But first, he confronts El Greco about the allegations regarding the lusty Greek’s unethical non-monogamy. Plus El Greco holds forth on Mik

Introducing The Bannon Collection - Uncle Monty's Variety Show

Mar 11th, 2018 1h

This week, we introduce a line of merch based on the aesthetic of white nationalist Steve Bannon. Expect to see a lot of khaki and camo in this sartorial tribute to whiteness. Plus El Greco brings another woman seeking breast augmentation surge

Black Panther in Yellowface - Uncle Monty's Variety Show

Mar 3rd, 2018 58m 48s

This week we court outrage by delving into race and racism. Was a black guy in the Chinese New Year’s parade doing yellowface? Should Black Panther have been played by a white actor? Send us your hate at unclemonty.net. But wait, there’s more:

National Rifle Association: how to pick your human shield! - Uncle Monty's Variety Show

Feb 20th, 2018 48m 39s

This week, we’re proud to announce our first sponsor, the National Rifle Association, and offer our totally independent, objective views on last week’s school shooting in Parkland, Florida. Plus:Is El Greco a bad person for encouraging a woma

Haven’t you always wanted a monkey? - Uncle Monty's Variety Show

Feb 12th, 2018 1h

We kick off this episode with an update on El Greco’s night at the 2018 Ovation Awards in L.A. Spoiler alert: There was no justice. But you’ll get to hear a killer track from his musical, Siamese Sex Show, featuring rhymes by Cool Keith, J Digg

Bear Person - Uncle Monty's Variety Show

Feb 2nd, 2018 57m

The gentlemen dissect a short story, “Cat Person,” which appeared recently in the New Yorker. Like the Aziz Ansari situation, it’s not clear which character in this story is more despicable: the flaky 20-year-old female protagonist or the pathe

Et tu, Aziz Ansari? Me too! - Uncle Monty's Variety Show

Jan 28th, 2018 47m 2s

The gentlemen deliver the definitive analysis of the Aziz Ansari scandal with a close reading of the Babe.net article that started it all. Amusing asides punctuate the narrative, including:What the f*ck is “the claw?”El Greco’s patented line

A Pungent Bouquet - Uncle Monty's Variety Show

Jan 25th, 2018 1h 4m

How bad would your partner’s crotch have to stink for you to turn down sex? What notes would you pick up in the bouquet? The gentlemen ponder these and other libidinal matters in their continuing dialogue on love. Also in this episode:Dating

Love and Analingus - Uncle Monty's Variety Show

Jan 24th, 2018 44m 55s

What better way to introduce a podcast than with the universal theme of love! And analingus. The gentlemen wax amorous in a series of ribald tales:Picking up women in the unemployment lineSleeping with your carjackerFinding love at the meth

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