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Mr Vertical Line

Mr Vertical Line

A weekly Comedy podcast
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If there’s one thing that has become very clear throughout this season, it is this:Max Michael Clendaniel is “King Guest-Getter”. He has provided 90% of our guests throughout the 26 episodes. They have all been incredible story-tellers and supp
This week, Kevin Gary Phillips brought the question. It was basically:"Do you have a story about a time a first impression you had of someone turned out to be VERY wrong ? And if so, tell us, and make sure it will make us laugh!". We all had a
Max Michael Clendaniel brought the question this week. It was a good one. Essentially: "Do you have an interesting story attached to a significant event?".Then Max answered his question by telling a great story about a super-awkward moment that
This episode is all about admitting some things we did in our past that we are not proud of."But K-Dowg, you big ole' sexy pirate, isn't that pretty-much every episode?" I hear you ask.And to that I say: True, but there's one key difference thi
Kevin Gary Phillips is an idiot. It's not because he didn't do very well in school; apparently Einstein didn't do very well either, and people say he was a bit of a clever clogs. I mean, he doesn't have his own podcast, but he did split the ato
Emma Sarah Nicolet and Ivan Samuel Berry worked together on the Heart Four Counties’ Breakfast show. I used to tune in often and listen to the friendly banter between the two of them. There was plenty of music on the show too; Music from artist
I first met Max Michael Clendaniel's mum about 2 years ago in Dorking. It was a Monday evening and following a pub quiz, Max, Malcolm Richard Badewitz (from episode 6), and Kevin Gary Phillips all walked back to Ivan Samuel Berry's house. We th
This week, we thought we would get into the spirit of one of the most exciting holidays (in the USA): Halloween!Well I say “we”, what I actually mean is Max Michael Clendaniel and Kevin Gary Phillips try to get into the spirit. Ivan Samuel Berr
We had a guest all lined up and ready for this week’s episode. However, at the last minute, this mystery guest pulled out……at least, that is what we told Ivan!In truth, our sneaky co-host Max Michael Clendaniel had arranged a surprise guest vis
It takes a genuinely special kind of person to be able to work in a care home for elderly people. I feel that these people are fortified with some kind of inner-metal. I can say with 100% certainty that I lack this quality.Some people, with all
I first met Jonathon Michael Wyer over the phone. He was introduced to me as “Producer Jon”, and he was prepping me before I went live with Ivan and Emma on their Heart Breakfast radio show. I then was passed over, and started playing a game ca
.When Max Michael Clendaniel said to me: “Hey Dude, I have a guest lined up for us this week. She’s f*cking hilarious!”…I said “Awesome!!, I can’t wait”.And then I thought:“I wonder what story she will tell?”Then Julie Ann Grady Thomas popped u
From the off, I feel it’s only fair to warn you…this episode is really gross…..ok……so now you know.I have been looking forward to releasing this episode for so long. The time is finally here, and I am as happy as a pancake on a big boat..and ot
Hello everyone. Welcome to this week’s episode. It’s us…your hosts: Max Michael Clendaniel, Kevin Gary Phillips, and Peter (*wink)In this Post COVID universe, we have all collected at least one story that we can pass on to our grandchildren. A
Remember early May 2020? Remember how awesome it was to be in the early stages of lockdown?Remember when you went out for your governmentally permitted daily one hour of outside exercise and came across a dead squirrel that scared the sh*t out
*KNOCK KNOCK*DOOR OPENS “Hello?!”“How do you do? My name is Episode 11.”“OHH SPLENDID!! My name is Barrington Tinsley. Welcome, come in, come in. Please, have a seat”“Thank you”“So, what what audio delights do you have for my ear-holes today Ep
“Doctor……Doctor…...DOCTOR!!!!!!!”“For heaven’s sake Crispin, it’s four in the morning! You know I need my science sleep!!”“Yes Doctor, but I’ve just received word….It’s ready”“What? Really? episode 10 has finally been released?”“Yes. It Has. We
“DOCTOR, IT’S ESCAPED!!”“Calm down Crispin, what has escaped?”“EPISODE 9 OF MR VERTICAL LINE!!”"What?….that’s impossible…but that means……OH MY GOD!!”“I know…it’s the episode with two separate stories from Kevin Gary Phillips involving:Pissand t
Episode 8 set sail a while ago, and is now pulling in to…port?..dock?..a boat garage? I don’t know. Anyway…Destination: YOUR FREAKING EARS! Right off the bat, I need to warn you all: This episode turned out to be one where Ivan Samuel Berry, Ke
Episode 7 just crash landed right into the centre of your head-minds!!So one evening, I was having dinner with my friend Sean Joseph Croghan. We were talking about the podcast and Sean says the following:“I could come on the podcast and talk ab
Welcome to episode 6!! In this episode, Kevin Gary Phillips is joined with the dashing Max Michael Clendaniel as his co-host as the scrumptious Ivan Samuel Berry could not make it into studio MVL today. Max and Kevin speak with their guest Malc
Good people, what a treat Episode 5 has for you all. Now let our smooth, buttery, creamy and yet lumpy voices soothe you today; it’s been a hard week, and we know exactly what you crave. So grab that glass of wine you deserve, dim the lights, p
This episode really just needs to be listened to in order to be fully understood. But if I HAVE to create a blurb to entice you people, here’s my attempt:Max is a lovely person that doesn’t deserve bad things….but we don’t live in a world that
Ever wondered what it's like to be kept awake all night because of people having really loud, but yet unconvincing sex next door to your hotel room in Bangkok? Or have you ever wished you could hear some truly horrifying facts about ducks? Cool
“MOTHER!! FATHER!! COME QUICK!! EPISODE 2 IS FINALLY HERE!!”I’m assuming this is what you yelled this fine Wednesday morn?…no?..Ok well I’ll stop speaking like an olden posh-head.There’s a reason I call this a “..storytelling and CONFESSIONAL p
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